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Would the catholic church eaten our swans?

  • 27-07-2011 12:29pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭


    I think they would, but only if they ran out of those wafer thingys. What do you think?

    Would they? 34 votes

    Yes.
    0% 0 votes
    No.
    20% 7 votes
    Maybe.
    5% 2 votes
    I don't know.
    8% 3 votes
    Can you repeat the question?
    8% 3 votes
    You're not the boss of me now.
    17% 6 votes
    Life is unfair.
    23% 8 votes
    Atari eated swanuars.
    14% 5 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    That would be an ecumunical matter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    You were supposed to edit the grammar yourself:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,942 ✭✭✭Danbo!


    I think you accidentally a word


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    God, I'd love some swan right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Absolutely.

    I think the nuns make the crisps though so they wont run out for a while.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Nice effort Zohan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    I think the Catholic Church would definitely eaten our swans.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Hey, at least they wouldn't take our women!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Hey, at least they wouldn't take our women!

    Age depending.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Nah, it's babies and hamsters they eat sure.

    Can't catch swans, de bassturds.

    Oh, and this shouldn't be here off to cookoo's nest rabble rabble.......

    (anyone wondering, humour's just what AH needs, so I support this thread and/or product.)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Is "swans" a euphemism for something? I'll bet it is, the "swan" eating feckers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭dpe


    God, I'd love some swan right now.

    Its rubbish. Tastes like gone-off fish. I'm told.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Chairman Meow


    They would eat them, if the hot polish women hadnt eaten them first


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    I think we need a pole! :pac:

    EDIT: Damn you Chairman Meow!:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I think they would, but only if they ran out of those wafer thingys. What do you think?

    What do you mean 'would'? It's no coincidence that the swan population went into dramatic decline when yer man from Poland was in the top job over in Rome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,883 ✭✭✭smokedeels


    They'd probably just ride a cygnet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I think they would, but only if they ran out of those wafer thingys. What do you think?


    Is it not a bit early to be hitting the bottle?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    i would...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    I like the bad syntax, just catches After Hours nicely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Is it not a bit early to be hitting the bottle?


    Have a go: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056339715


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Chairman Meow


    Will Nigerians ever f**k off?

    Yeah, leave some swans for the rest of us, damn nigerians..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    They're not even from round 'ere!!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    On behalf of orourkeda who is stuck in traffic"
    Oh look. Another church thread:rolleyes:
    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 464 ✭✭Knight who says Meh


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I think they would, but only if they ran out of those wafer thingys. What do you think?

    If the wafer thingys turn into the body of Jebus maybe the black swan meat turns into the body of Natalie Portman. Who wouldnt eat that?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Best poll ever:D


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