Dirty Filthy Theiving Scum !!

aido 1976

Don't know if this is the correct place for this, so Mods please feel free to move.

6.45am this morning I am awoke by the missus ( Yes I Wish )
pounding on the bedroom window shouting "Get The F**K"

Obviously I leap out of the bed wondering what the hell is going on ??

The missus had been awake about 5 minutes or so and heard a noise out in the garden, at first she taught it was a cat climbing over the fence and took no notice. A minute or two later she could hear the sound of cracking wood and got up to investigate. Lo and behold there are Two Dirty Filthy Theiving Scum !! (One in the scumbag disguise of choice...The Hoodie and the other swine face full on show) Gouging away with a screwdriver and hammer at the lock on the door of our garden shed.

When she pounded at the window and shouted, the **** bag without the hoodie peered up at her with a look of 'What am I doing wrong' on his face. And the the two of the filthy c**ts just saunter, brazen as hell across the garden and over the fence into the neighbours garden and continue on like that, until they were out of view.

I witnessed them sauntering across the garden and the neighbours (after the missus rudely awoke me from my pleasent sleep ) and believe me these two F***ing C***s where in no hurry at all, and the one without the hoodie made no attempt to disguise himself what so ever.

What in the name of sweet baby Jesus is this country coming to, 6.45am in the morning sun beaming down, one totally un-disguised, sauntering away as if they where going for a stroll in the park, couldnt give a f**k.

Rant over, sorry for the long post and my choice language, but I am bemused by this and how brazen there filth are. And again Mods please move if I am in the wrong thread.

Thanks for reading folks.

Scuid Mhór

and you didn't invite them in for a coffee?

orourkeda

Poor Johnny never had an opportunity

Where To

I was just looking for my dog

sorry:o

Crann na Beatha

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Absurdum

you forgot to post the bit about how you leapt out the window ninja-style and beat the ****ing **** out of them

Needler

aido 1976 wrote: »

I witnessed them sauntering across the garden and the neighbours (after the missus rudely awoke me from my pleasent sleep ) and believe me these two F***ing C***s where in no hurry at all, and the one without the hoodie made no attempt to disguise himself what so ever.

And you made no attempt to pummel the living sh1t out of them what so ever? Just stood there and witnessed?

If the ginger fella from the other thread who kicked the sh1t out of the scumbags was reading this he'd be disappointed in you

mfceiling

You should have went down and battered them.
I chased 3 w*nkers down the road one night after i caught them trying to smash the window on my car.
I couldn't give a fcuk who or what they were.....scum acting the bollix are fair game.

easyeason3

I don't think I know any cats that carry a hammer & screwdriver.
Sure the country is fcuked, the work isn't there anymore.

Crann na Beatha

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Mr. Denton

You should have taken a few snaps with your phone.

Kevin Duffy

Absurdum wrote: »

you forgot to post the bit about how you leapt out the window ninja-style and beat the ****ing **** out of them

He doesn't say if he's ginger. That sort of thing is not for any old hair colour.

aido 1976

Absurdum wrote: »

you forgot to post the bit about how you leapt out the window ninja-style and beat the ****ing **** out of them

The way they where so brazen, I dont think the would have taught twice of using the screwdriver or hammer.

cats.life

they didnt take anything from you..was thinking that was late in the morning , usualy they be gouging at 3am or 4am. must be scarey for the misses though.

aido 1976

Mr. Denton wrote: »

You should have taken a few snaps with your phone.

Yea, taught of that when it was to late.

Kevin Duffy

Veles wrote: »

And where was your GPMG at that time sir?

In the shed. Poor security planning.

aido 1976

orourkeda wrote: »

Poor Johnny never had an opportunity

F**k Johnny, he was always was a looser

wonderfulname

Brazenly sauntering along with their faces unmasked? At the very least you should have taken a picture, although I personally would have gone with sprinting after them, could have left the missus at the window so they'd keep sauntering, thinking they were safe... mwahaha

phasers

That's what you get for having a shed, Mr. Millionaire.

Kevin Duffy

Did you have the presence of mind to say to the missus "Listen, since we're awake anyway....."?

aido 1976

Veles wrote: »

And where was your GPMG at that time sir?

??

Doylers

mfceiling wrote: »

You should have went down and battered them.
I chased 3 w*nkers down the road one night after i caught them trying to smash the window on my car.
I couldn't give a fcuk who or what they were.....scum acting the bollix are fair game.

Family member of mine was stabbed after chasing 3 fellas down the road who were robbing stuff, makes you think that it might not always be the best idea. Unless that is you have a basball bat, then you go to town

Mr. Denton

phasers wrote: »

That's what you get for having a shed, Mr. Millionaire.

It had a challenging lock too. I think you mean Mr. Billionaire.

wonderfulname

aido 1976 wrote: »

The way they where so brazen, I dont think the would have taught twice of using the screwdriver or hammer.

Its for show, you should try chasing a scumbag up to no good some time, they run terrified, even if you're me, and that's saying something. Most scum are only scum at a safe distance.

Absurdum

Veles wrote: »

No he left out the part when a tank burst through the fence and ran both of the scumbags over

or a snickers-firing helicopter gunship rofl rofl

El Weirdo

Did you even bother to ring Plod? Or did you just let them saunter into your neighbours' gardens whilst you got back to your snoozing?

aido 1976

easyeason3 wrote: »

I don't think I know any cats that carry a hammer & screwdriver.
Sure the country is fcuked, the work isn't there anymore.

I didn't know theiving c**t was a career

Mr. Denton

El Weirdo wrote: »

Did you even bother to ring Plod? Or did you just let them saunter into your neighbours' gardens whilst you got back to your snoozing?

Eh, the 'wife was up' by that time if you know he means? He had more urgent things to be doing .... like making her breakfast.

ejmaztec

phasers wrote: »

That's what you get for having a shed, Mr. Millionaire.

If he had been living in his shed like the rest of us, he'd be dead.:(

wild_cat

I've been known to react stupidly from adrenaline. I'd probably have used the bed side locker to break my own window. Followed it out the window... removed the drawers or pick up the ones that have fallen out and either throw them at them or hit them with it while screaming at the top of my lungs.


Blind anger.

Sometimes useful. Sometimes makes you do stupid stuff.

easyeason3

aido 1976 wrote: »

I didn't know theiving c**t was a career

I was talking about the cats not having the work anymore. I was imagining a cat going around with a tool belt doing a few odd jobs.

Basically my half drunk attempt at humour has backfired & now I look like a retard

ejmaztec

wild_cat wrote: »

I've been known to react stupidly from adrenaline. I'd probably have used the bed side locker to break my own window. Followed it out the window... removed the drawers or pick up the ones that have fallen out and either throw them at them or hit them with it while screaming at the top of my lungs.


Blind anger.

Sometimes useful. Sometimes makes you do stupid stuff.

I'd have thrown my wife out of the window and speared the pair of them into the ground with her pointy head.

annascott

Why didn't you call the gards?

Crazy Horse 6

Know a bloke who had this kind of experience years ago with a scummer in his back garden shed. He went down stairs and filled his daughters water gun with bleach walked down to the shed and fired the bleach in said scummers face. Good times no doubt.

Mr. Denton

Crazy Horse 6 wrote: »

Know a bloke who had this kind of experience years ago with a scummer in his back garden shed. He went down stairs and filled his daughters water gun with bleach walked down to the shed and fired the bleach in said scummers face. Good times no doubt.

Domestos disturbance was it?

ejmaztec

Mr. Denton wrote: »

Domestos disturbance was it?

He got done for bleach of the peace.

MungBean

Get yourself a shotgun. Next time ya see em fiddlin at your garden shed announce loudly that one of them is about to die and then let off a warning shot. They wont take their time leaving and will leave a streak of piss from there back to whatever sewer they crawl back into.

LondonIrish90

When you said your wife was banging on the bedroom window I had the image of a woman on a ladder outside who was looking in at you sleeping and thumping madly on the glass. I think I'd have a heart attack if I woke up to that.

MungBean

LondonIrish90 wrote: »

When you said your wife was banging on the bedroom window I had the image of a woman on a ladder outside who was looking in at you sleeping and thumping madly on the glass. I think I'd have a heart attack if I woke up to that.

Reminds me of that scene in Salems Lot with yer one floating outside tapping on the window. Seen it when I was small and it scared every last drop of shíte clean out of me for months after it.

aido 1976

cats.life wrote: »

they didnt take anything from you..was thinking that was late in the morning , usualy they be gouging at 3am or 4am. must be scarey for the misses though.

No nothing was taken, and yes 3-4am would be the usual time for these filth, but with the security lights the place lights up like christmas, maybe they had being around earlier and came back when the lights where useless.
The missus being scared, don't mind her
Ah No seriously she was a little shaken, but more vexed if anything with the sheer audacity of these scumbags.

aido 1976

phasers wrote: »

That's what you get for having a shed, Mr. Millionaire.

The mother in law bought it

landsleaving

Her fault then. Sue her.

Degsy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nan0bwSQFoI

mikom

Crazy Horse 6 wrote: »

Know a bloke who had this kind of experience years ago with a scummer in his back garden shed. He went down stairs and filled his daughters water gun with bleach walked down to the shed and fired the bleach in said scummers face. Good times no doubt.

Mr. Denton wrote: »

Domestos disturbance was it?

ejmaztec wrote: »

He got done for bleach of the peace.

Serves them right for trying to Harpic the lock.

aido 1976

Doylers wrote: »

Family member of mine was stabbed after chasing 3 fellas down the road who were robbing stuff, makes you think that it might not always be the best idea. Unless that is you have a basball bat, then you go to town

Agree with you on that Doylers, once I saw the screw driver, and the fact they didn't get into the shed, I taught F it let it go..... And I didn't have a baseball bat or golf club to hand :mad:

previous user

shuda scooped their brains out with a clawhammer.

aido 1976

El Weirdo wrote: »

Did you even bother to ring Plod? Or did you just let them saunter into your neighbours' gardens whilst you got back to your snoozing?

Rang PC Plod straight away, they arrived at 8.50am, I rang just after it happened

aido 1976

easyeason3 wrote: »

I was talking about the cats not having the work anymore. I was imagining a cat going around with a tool belt doing a few odd jobs.

Basically my half drunk attempt at humour has backfired & now I look like a retard

aido 1976

annascott wrote: »

Why didn't you call the gards?

I did, they arrived at 8.50am

aido 1976

LondonIrish90 wrote: »

When you said your wife was banging on the bedroom window I had the image of a woman on a ladder outside who was looking in at you sleeping and thumping madly on the glass. I think I'd have a heart attack if I woke up to that.

mikemac

Over two hours to get a squad car to you?

Do you live up in the mountains?