Which am I missing?

mawk

Income tax
DIRT
Capital gains tax
Motor tax
Inheritance tax
Value added tax
Property tax

Stamp duty
Alcohol duty
Tobacco duty
Fuel duty

Water charges
universal social charge

Health levy
pension levy

PRSI

Road tolls
Airport charges & Baggage charges


and even at that.. what am I forgetting?

Cill Dara Abu

Your marbles

Cill Dara Abu

Also, its levy not levee

AgileMyth

The Homer tax.

Cill Dara Abu

Carbon Tax

Killer Pigeon

Communism Lite™

Hank_Jones

AgileMyth wrote: »

The Homer tax.

That's the home owners tax.

Ruu_Old

Ahem, wallet inspector.

Hank_Jones

Ruu wrote: »

Ahem, wallet inspector.

Oh, here you go.

I believe that's all in order.

policarp

Stealth Tax...

Fago!

Tax tax

Fago!

Pepsi tax.

srs question OP, what's dirt tax?

policarp

Heart Attax...

im invisible

Thumb tax

policarp

Fago! wrote: »

Pepsi tax.

srs question OP, what's dirt tax?

Deposit Interest Retention Tax.

spunkymunky

Get the hell out of the country tax (otherwise know as airport tax)?

Value added Tax - VAT?

Zebra3

mawk wrote: »

Income tax
DIRT
Capital gains tax
Motor tax
Inheritance tax
Value added tax
Property tax

Stamp duty
Alcohol duty
Tobacco duty
Fuel duty

Water charges
universal social charge

Health levy
pension levy

PRSI

Road tolls
Airport charges & Baggage charges


and even at that.. what am I forgetting?

That you should be in bed asleep?

James T Kirk

Air levy and moustache tax.

amanda88

So many taxes!

Run_to_da_hills

A Taxi home

rockmongrel

Forgetting the big one OP, VAT.

mawk

Zebra3 wrote: »

That you should be in bed asleep?

having time to think about this is the working nights tax

rockmongrel wrote: »

Forgetting the big one OP, VAT.

number 6 on the list

policarp

Tic Tax...

Lapin

You can add the TV Licence to that list.

Its another form of tax.

talkshop

I've a free calculator going on adverts.ie...it's yours plus tax

talkshop

How about a tax-idermist...? Go on get stuffed! Heh Heh Heh:D

im invisible

I remember hearing that the Lotto was a tax on stupid people, i dont know how they get away with this at-all

mawk

talkshop wrote: »

How about a tax-idermist...? Go on get stuffed! Heh Heh Heh:D

taxing my patience with that one talkshop

Lapin

Also, I'd break down 'Motor Tax' into its various guises.

Road tax
Vehicle Regristration Tax
N.C.T

talkshop

Okay Mawk...seems to be a humour tax here for this time of night... but to go from one extreme to another...

Corporation Tax and plastic bag tax...

How dat?

talkshop

Match at-tax...they always leave you short..?:cool:

Yea.. You've such a tough fuking life OP. Go to bed and stop bitching.

mawk

Deleted User wrote: »

Yea.. You've such a tough fuking life OP. Go to bed and stop bitching.

Are you the asshole following me around with a camera?!

Lapin

Deleted User wrote: »

Yea.. You've such a tough fuking life OP. Go to bed and stop bitching.

Now thats just being silly.

Looking at pictures of starving kids in Somalia ain't gonna sort out problems in Ireland.

talkshop

This is now sounding like A-TAX:eek:-ia ..... (from Greek meaning 'lack of order'...)

Lapin

Lapin wrote: »

Now thats just being silly.

Looking at pictures of starving kids in Somalia ain't gonna sort out problems in Ireland.

It's not meant to.. It's to give a little context. If you can afford a laptop to be a bitch on, life's ok.

Lapin

By that logic, showing someone a photo of a starving black baby is response to any discussion or debate you don't like, because its not "in context".

Of course there are people a lot worse off than us, and we're better off than most, but that doesn't mean we cannot discuss the fúcked up situation in out own country.

I'm very sorry for those in Somalia, but I don't live there. I live in Ireland.

talkshop

I haven't been on Boards in quite a while...I feel like charging a

"(S)trange (T)imes (D)oh! tax .....(std)...

in an oral verbal sense between 2 consenting 'adults'...

Eh, as in talking, laughing, debate...general chit chat etc...maybe.

Too much THC? Times have changed!

Nite

Abi

talkshop wrote: »

I haven't been on Boards in quite a while...I feel like charging a

"(S)trange (T)imes (D)oh! tax .....(std)...

in an oral verbal sense between 2 consenting 'adults'...

Eh, as in talking, laughing, debate...general chit chat etc...maybe.

Too much THC? Times have changed!

Nite

Nite.

Agent Smith

Fago! wrote: »

Pepsi tax.

srs question OP, what's dirt tax?

Deposit Interest Retention Tax
Financial service providers such as banks, building societies and post offices, offer accounts where you can save a sum of money (a deposit) for which they will pay you an annual rate of interest in return, usually as a percentage of the deposit.



The interest you receive is subject to a tax called Deposit Interest Retention Tax (DIRT).
From 1 January 2011, DIRT is charged at 27% (was 25%) for payments made annually or more frequently. The tax is deducted by the bank or other deposit-taker before the interest is paid to you. DIRT will be charged at 30% for payments made less frequently.

If you request it, you are entitled to be given a statement of the amount of DIRT deducted from your interest.

You do not have to pay any further tax on the interest but it is declared as income if you are making a tax return.

Jess16

Deleted User wrote: »

You've such a tough fuking life OP. Go to bed and stop bitching

If you think people should be happy just because they aren't starving, may I politely suggest raising your standards.


And a prior warning for your needlessly graphic and upsetting images would be nice too please

Gmol

Rain Tax

If it keeps on raining the levys going to break, you were warned





...gets coat

policarp

Fire Brigade.
If you call them out, you're charged in most instances AFAIK.


Bin charges.
By lift and by weight.

animan

MAD MAX!!!

Bobby42

Being alive tax.

policarp

Pole Tax.

If you have an ESB pole outside your house,
you'll be charged "Pole Tax."

Brazilmorgyn

We need a revolution

Zebra3

im invisible wrote: »

I remember hearing that the Lotto was a tax on stupid people, i dont know how they get away with this at-all

Cos it's a tax on stupid people.

Moving money from working class areas (where tickets are mainly sold) to fund golf clubs and the like (where ticket sales are the lowest).

gandhi123

Volcano Insurance? :P

Solnskaya

DIRT tax, well named sneaky pukes tax that takes away a quarter of the money you earn on the savings they were not able to appropriate from you by any other dreamt up means. Actually the OP's list is waaaay to short and if you wanted to, you could fill page after page with the ways they dream up to tax ordinary people so they can keep their fat cat salaries and lives. And it is just for the ordinary people, because the rich can and very much do, avoid it.

ReReginald

emm....... a+e charge.

(only if you dare have the cheek to be in an accident)