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Sex In The Shower .....

  • 19-07-2011 11:46pm
    #1
    Ditch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭


    I'm in fucking tears of laughter here! Poor Keith's in total confusion! You lot are like a shoal of barracuda! :D

    <--- Sorry. Ref to the responses to my earlier, ballsed and sans poll post. Some great stuff probably binned with it.

    With the Poll, this time then:

    Well; Without wishing to hit anyone with 'TMI!' Let's just say recent events made me wonder ~ Get Durdy, cum what may. Then pop into a nice, clean shower?

    Or, does that glowing, fresh, clean as new sheets feeling make ye want to get some 'Skin to skin' going?

    Or, maybe you're one for 'sex in the shower'? As Andy Sipowicz, in NYPD Blue, season 2, said, as Sylvia stopped soaping his back and ..... " Well; That'll be clean! " :D

    Sex And The Shower 36 votes

    Before A Shower
    0% 0 votes
    After A Shower
    19% 7 votes
    I'm With Andy; In A Shower
    33% 12 votes
    Mira Spurt
    47% 17 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Stay above the equator.


  • #3
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,001 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    Ditch buddy, drugs are bad, mmmmmkay ???


  • #4
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    WTF is this all about?


  • #5
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    What?


  • #6
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    The company that became Armitage Shanks was founded in 1817 by Thomas Bond in Armitage, Staffordshire.
    The Armitage "sanitary pottery manufacture" became a successful UK toilet manufacturer.
    In 1907 Armitage Ware Limited was incorporated.

    In 1969 Armitage merged with Shanks Holdings Limited, a competing "sanitary engineering company" established at Barrhead near Glasgow, Renfrewshire in 1878, producing the famous brand name Armitage Shanks.
    In 1980 Armitage Shanks was purchased by Blue Circle Industries, and in February 1999 Blue Circle sold its bathroom division (consisting of Armitage Shanks and the Italian Ceramica Dolomite) to U.S. based American Standard Companies for US$430 million.

    Following this purchase, the Armitage Shanks brand disappeared outside the UK, as their former export markets, such as those in east Asia, moved over to the American Standard brand. American Standard were acquired by Bain Capital in 2007.


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  • #7
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I take it any way I can get it.

    Legally of course.


  • #8
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Ditch wrote: »
    I'm in fucking tears of laughter here! Poor Keith's in total confusion! You lot are like a shoal of barracuda! :D

    With the Poll, this time then:

    Well; Without wishing to hit anyone with 'TMI!' Let's just say recent events made me wonder ~ Get Durdy, cum what may. Then pop into a nice, clean shower?

    Or, does that glowing, fresh, clean as new sheets feeling make ye want to get some 'Skin to skin' going?

    Or, maybe you're one for 'sex in the shower'? As Andy Sipowicz, in NYPD Blue, season 2, said, as Sylvia stopped soaping his back and ..... " Well; That'll be clean! " :D

    OMG you're suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccchhhhhhhhh a Samantha!


  • #9
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    1.21 gigawatts


  • #10
    Red Hand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Witty retort.


  • #11
    Ditch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    In 1969 Armitage merged with Shanks Holdings Limited, a competing "sanitary engineering company" established at Barrhead near Glasgow


    Excellent! :D For nearly thirty years I've wondered about that " Shanks, Barrhead " reference in Billy Connolly's 'Willy Watchers' sketch!


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  • #12
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    I love lamp.


  • #13
    Craebear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 458 ✭✭Craebear


    Death to the west. Allah Akbar!


  • #14
    Tandey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Tandey


    bath sex:cool:


  • #15
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Tandey wrote: »
    bath sex:cool:
    Nothing like having sex while bathing in your and your partners filth.


  • #16
    Tyler MacDurden
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 351 ✭✭Tyler MacDurden


    Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


  • #17
    Tandey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Tandey


    Wolfe Tone wrote: »
    Nothing like having sex while bathing in your and our partners filth.


    Filth?? are you homeless or something:confused:


  • #18
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Poll needs Gentleman's Wash for gentlemen.


  • #19
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    WTF is this all about?

    Some lad started a thread while stoned I guess.


  • #20
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    Where is Tar anyway?


  • #21
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,327 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    Oh wait wrong forum

    Edit: actually no this feels too good to be wrong


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  • #22
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Moved from AH


  • #23
    FTGFOP
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    Keith be moving them threads like a motherfucker, yo! Ain't like how it used to be.


  • #24
    Don1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,172 ✭✭✭Don1


    Whore's bath, do the business, shower, pay at the desk, then go for more beer.........


  • #25
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Showering is for lady boys. Real men don't shower.


  • #26
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's true. Every morning I batter the dirt off with a lump hammer.


  • #27
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    Gotta get dirty before you get clean


  • #28
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Doooooooirty.

    Wasn't christina aguilara a ride in her diiiirty vid? Oh I would, go 'way.


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