outdoor toilet paper

reverenddave · 19-07-2011 4:57pm #1

Quick question should you have to poop in the woods and under no circumstances can you make is to the toilet. What leaf is safe to use for wiping will anything do or will some give you an itchy arse

Obviously not nettles :-P

This is purely hypothetical. Im not stuck in the woods with my pants around my ankles :-):-)

phasers · 19-07-2011 4:58pm

Doc leaves

duh

Kiera · 19-07-2011 4:58pm

A cute little bunny rabbit.

Needler · 19-07-2011 4:59pm

a fist of grass

Chris P. Bacon · 19-07-2011 5:00pm

Use your sock ffs.

BluesBerry · 19-07-2011 5:01pm

Just scrape your arse of the ground till there is no brown trail left

pragmatic1 · 19-07-2011 5:01pm

Grass. Its a messy business though.

WindSock · 19-07-2011 5:04pm

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ejmaztec · 19-07-2011 5:06pm

reverenddave wrote: »

Quick question should you have to poop in the woods and under no circumstances can you make is to the toilet. What leaf is safe to use for wiping will anything do or will some give you an itchy arse

Obviously not nettles :-P

This is purely hypothetical. Im not stuck in the woods with my pants around my ankles :-):-)

Best to ask a bear, because they sh1t in the woods apparently.

WindSock · 19-07-2011 5:12pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Best to ask a bear, because they sh1t in the woods apparently.

No no, I think that's the Pope you are thinking of.

2 stroke · 19-07-2011 8:46pm

I recomend a fresh new leaf from the top of an oak tree.

Gummy Panda · 19-07-2011 8:51pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

reverenddave wrote: »

Quick question should you have to poop in the woods and under no circumstances can you make is to the toilet. What leaf is safe to use for wiping will anything do or will some give you an itchy arse

Obviously not nettles :-P

This is purely hypothetical. Im not stuck in the woods with my pants around my ankles :-):-)

Best to ask a bear, because they sh1t in the woods apparently.