Yo McVities...fúck you and your factually incorrect Penguin jokes

UglyBolloxFace

It's things like this McVities...

So there I was giggling away at the Penguin bar jokes until I came to this shocker - "Name a penguin who was an impressionist artist?". There answer was "Peck-asso", alluding to Pablo Picasso of course.

Now, any person with a sense of time will know that the Impressionism era was back before Picasso was born. Idiots.

Anyway, I'll leave you with one of the better ones:

Q: Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
A:

They were trying to break the ice.

HahahahaHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahah

RedXIV

I don't know what you're smoking but I want some!

the groutch

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Q: Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
A:

They were trying to break the ice.

HahahahaHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahah

Banned

Lapin

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Anyway, I'll leave you with one of the better ones:.................

What animal would you be & why ? >>>>>>>>>>>

FatherLen

those jokes are shit....

Plazaman

They probably meant Peter Pecasso from Borris-In-Ossiry who indeed was an impressionist artist, whose favourite medium was water colours and who always painted penguins (not on canvas, he actually painted the penguins).

UglyBolloxFace

Plazaman wrote: »

They probably meant Peter Pecasso from Borris-In-Ossiry who indeed was an impressionist artist, whose favourite medium was water colours and who always painted penguins (not on canvas, he actually painted the penguins).

After a lot of cross-referencing like a CIA baws (i.e. googling), I have come to the conclusion that you are making that story up.

sh1tstirrer

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

It's things like this McVities...

So there I was giggling away at the Penguin bar jokes until I came to this shocker - "Name a penguin who was an impressionist artist?". There answer was "Peck-asso", alluding to Pablo Picasso of course.

Now, any person with a sense of time will know that the Impressionism era was back before Picasso was born. Idiots.

Anyway, I'll leave you with one of the better ones:

Q: Why did the two penguins jump when they first met?
A:

They were trying to break the ice.

HahahahaHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahahHahahah

Heres another joke you eat penguin bars and even go to the bother of reading the stupid jokes on them:rolleyes:

Standard Toaster

Whats a penguins favorite footwear?

Penguins do not wear footwear, as their feet are perfectly designed for their environment. The concept of footwear is also incomprehensible to them, as they operate on instinct rather than enlightened reason.

UglyBolloxFace

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

Heres another joke you eat penguin bars and even go to the bother of reading the stupid jokes on them:rolleyes:

You, sir, are a comical genius.

Lapin

How do Penguins like to travel ?

By taxi from Dublin Zoo.

Source.

http://gombeennation.blogspot.com/2010/07/penguin-stolen-from-dublin-zoo.html

fryup

do penguin employ the same people that do christmas cracker jokes??????