Dyson hand dryers

Guy:Incognito

What is peoples issue with using these properly? Everytime I'm anywhere that has there you see most of the people vigorously moving their hands up and down then looking at them wondering why they are not properly dry.

It's very simple and they even have the instructions in front of them. Put your hands in and withdraw them slowly upwards in one movement taking 10 seconds. Hey presto, dry hands.

MrMatisse

Its because there pissed

arybvtcw0eolkf

Dunno what to say, I'm spellbound by your genius :pac:

120_Minutes

Possibly the best dryers ever.

im invisible

FOUR. HUNDRED. MILES. AN. HOUR...

That is all

Guy:Incognito

MrMatisse wrote: »

Its because there pissed

In Dundrum shopping centre?

Guy:Incognito

Juniper Juicy Speedway wrote: »

Dunno what to say, I'm spellbound by your genius :pac:

I'm not a genius, I'm just better and smarter than everyone else.:)

admiralofthefleet

stick your charlie in it and see what happens

Trepzi

You just can't beat a Dyson Airblade!

Guy:Incognito

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

stick your charlie in it and see what happens

Is it like when you slap the brasser round the face with it?

admiralofthefleet

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Is it like when you slap the brasser round the face with it?

if she has teeth like jaws out of james bond then possibly

uberwolf

the second generation of these dryers calls for you to move your hands up and down.

although Dundrum are the old type, I'm not sure people being confused between the two is that important.

Guy:Incognito

uberwolf wrote: »

the second generation of these dryers calls for you to move your hands up and down.
.

Do they

http://www.dysonairblade.ie/

TheZohanS

120_Minutes wrote: »

Possibly the best dryers ever.

Aye but utterly useless for drying if someone spills drink on you.

Guy:Incognito

TheZohan wrote: »

Aye but utterly useless for drying if someone spills drink on you.

Take off the item and put it in it. simples.

Who doesnt like to go to the toilet to be greeted with the sight of a man in boxers stuffign his trousers in a hand dryer.

Chris P. Bacon

TheZohan wrote: »

Aye but utterly useless for drying if someone spills drink on you.

Take off you're jeans/shirt and just put them through it,it does work

uberwolf

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Do they

http://www.dysonairblade.ie/

yeah, we have them in work. I was just on the same site looking for more concrete evidence than my word...

edit: in dysons own words
"Move your hands up and down slowly through the air."
http://www.english.dysonairblade.ca/support/help.asp?article=1330&product=AB02-AIRBLADE

TheZohanS

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Take off the item and put it in it. simples.

Who doesnt like to go to the toilet to be greeted with the sight of a man in boxers stuffign his trousers in a hand dryer.

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Take off you're jeans/shirt and just put them through it,it does work

Frank The Tank usually doesn't come out to play 'til after the pub!

Guy:Incognito

uberwolf wrote: »

yeah, we have them in work. I was just on the same site looking for more concrete evidence than my word...

edit: in dysons own words
"Move your hands up and down slowly through the air."
http://www.english.dysonairblade.ca/support/help.asp?article=1330&product=AB02-AIRBLADE

I assume the one on the left is the old one and the one on the right the new? I think it's just bad wording. The directions are the sam on both. I've never seen Dyson himself (or anyone else ) demo it any other way than the one movement.

http://www.english.dysonairblade.ca/support/help.aspproduct=change&article=1330

The idea is (as dyson says himself) it scraps the water off. If you move up and down it just pushes the water back and forwards on your hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU5EdWwpySc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlYZOwueyCs

Dyson dont seem to have put out any videos at all talkign about a completeyl different way of using the dryers now.

uberwolf

the first ones I saw had two images. In the first the hands were in the machine and arrow down, and in the second the arrow was pointing up and it said 10 secs beside it - which I interpret the same as yourself, take your hands out slowly.

The second lot that I've seen have the same first image, but two arrows in the second image, one in either direction. Suggesting (to me) that you've to move your hands up and down.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnaq8iCrno1qznxyro1_500.jpg

Guy:Incognito

uberwolf wrote: »

the first ones I saw had two images. In the first the hands were in the machine and arrow down, and in the second the arrow was pointing up and it said 10 secs beside it - which I interpret the same as yourself, take your hands out slowly.

The second lot that I've seen have the same first image, but two arrows in the second image, one in either direction. Suggesting (to me) that you've to move your hands up and down.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnaq8iCrno1qznxyro1_500.jpg

I'd take it to be bad wording/description tbh. They dont work properly if you move them up and down. Theres still wet on your hands cos it just pushes up and down as you move them. The machine hasnt changed.

Eve_Dublin

I'm guilty of this and I do it cos it gives me the tickles. Nice sensation.

Guy:Incognito

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

I'm guilty of this and I do it cos it gives me the tickles. Nice sensation.

You know your not supposed to sit on them yeah?

RichieC

Don't put your willy in it... no wait.. do!

they're awesome

Guy:Incognito

RichieC wrote: »

Don't put your willy in it... no wait.. do!

Thats a general life rule. Always put your willy in things.

It's a better thermometre than your finger for a start.