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Can you remember your First Boner??

  • 15-07-2011 1:45pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭


    Can you remember your first boner?

    Or how old your were when you first started getting them?

    I remember getting them when I was about five. My teacher used to bring her daughter into school some days and she would sit at the teachers desk and we would all gather around. I would drop a pen to the ground so I could bend down under the table and look up her skirt. This would give me a savage horn.............

    so can you remember how old were you when you first pitched a tent.

    frAg


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    Sure can. I couldn't poop right for days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Sweatynutsack


    frag420 wrote: »
    Can you remember your first boner?

    Or how old your were when you first started getting them?

    I remember getting them when I was about five. My teacher used to bring her daughter into school some days and she would sit at the teachers desk and we would all gather around. I would drop a pen to the ground so I could bend down under the table and look up her skirt. This would give me a savage horn.............

    so can you remember how old were you when you first pitched a tent.

    frAg

    lol, you sound like a dirty aul farmer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 Ghost_of_ED209


    Yep, use to piss me off tho when they thought I was just kicking...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Adamantium


    in the confessional bo....... oh sorry wait wrong person


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 52,403 CMod ✭✭✭✭Retr0gamer


    All I can remember was ur ma straddling me bouncing up and down and calling me a naughty boy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    IBTL - C'mon all the pedos will love reading this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    I haven't had one yet :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Its really a ploy.................follow the IP address and flush out the pedo priests....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭careca11


    if you can remember being a couple of months old , then you will remember your first boner , very very very few people in the world can remember themselves at that age ,
    so no I cannot remember my first boner


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Try "harder" ha ha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    Ah yes i remember it well. Was about 7 or 8 strolling home from the shop one sunny day suckin on a loop the loop when all of a sudden i get this strange but very satisfying feeling in my pants. I look down to see my micky trying to burst out through my pants, i didnt know why at the time but i felt so proud at that moment.

    Thanks for reminding me of that wonderful day op, think i'll go off to the toilet and, you know, be proud of myself for 5 minutes :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Ah yes i remember it well. Was about 7 or 8 strolling home from the shop one sunny day suckin on a loop the loop when all of a sudden i get this strange but very satisfying feeling in my pants. I look down to see my micky trying to burst out through my pants, i didnt know why at the time but i felt so proud at that moment.

    Thanks for reminding me of that wonderful day op, think i'll go off to the toilet and, you know, be proud of myself for 5 minutes :)

    So you were sucking on a juicy phallic shaped object and you got your first boner? Nice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    Ok .....here is the obligatory AH answer.


    No ....but 'yore ma' does.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    A young Flutther was ambling down the street reading 'the Dandy' when Mrs McNellis came out of the shop, she was a fine looking woman, plenty of meat on her bones and she was wearing a light Summer dress.

    She must have been pre-occupied as she bent down to check her shopping bag,a gust of wind blew up the skirt and a gobsmacked Flutther was presented with a panoramic view of a bushy well thatched minge totally uncontained by the flimsy kex she had on.

    Fcuking burger dropped on a barbers floor.:eek::eek:

    Took me a few days to recover, so it did.:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    absolutely not... I remember the first time I made a sex wee, though... that was weird and deadly at the same time! :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Feeona wrote: »
    I haven't had one yet :(

    And you probably never will.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Well I think that's enough of that.

    tut tut.
    Shakes fingers etc.


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