What would "Undercover boss" think of you

cesc77

The one just on there was such a crock.

What would the top man in your company discover if he "dropped in" to be trained by YOU,covertly,minus the fcuking film crew?

Honestly,would you be seen as an asset training this guy,or would you be dispensible immediately.

Throw in a ****e sobstory and your grand,apparantly.Oh,and invite the trainee round to your house...as you do.:rolleyes:

Id be fired as Im too efficient:(

damnit,in before the Rupert Murdoch jokes :P

El Weirdo

cesc77 wrote: »

The one just on there was such a crock.

What would the top man in your company discover if he "dropped in" to be trained by YOU,covertly,minus the fcuking film crew?

Honestly,would you be seen as an asset training this guy,or would you be dispensible immediately.

Throw in a ****e sobstory and your grand,apparantly.Oh,and invite the trainee round to your house...as you do.:rolleyes:

Id be fired as Im too efficient:(

I'd imagine he'd probably say something like: "What are you fucking doing here?! You haven't been employed here for 6 months!"

Back Prince

Ha my dad's my boss. It be gas him changing his apperance to try go undercover with a film crew but it probable still fool me and i wouldnt be any the wiser ha

Micky Dolenz

Back Prince wrote: »

Ha my dad's my boss. It be gas him changing his apperance to try go undercover with a film crew but it probable still fool me and i wouldnt be any the wiser ha

And that's the reason he is the boss and you're not. :P

phasers

Computer; check

Tracksuit; check

Daytime TV; check

I think the people at the Dole office would be very pleased with my progress.

Where To

I'm self employed so would sack myself. . . . . . .


wait, which one of us is the boss again?

cesc77

sorry,wrong time to ask an employment related question.


*slopes away*

stevejr

where do i go from here wrote: »

wait, which one of us is the boss again?

....the angry one, the one that makes you light all those fires and urges you to KILL EVERYONE!

SarahBeep!

The company I work for was on Undercover Boss. They were 'shocked' and 'inspired' by the stuff we have to deal with and the conditions we work in. Didn't ****ing change anything though. Four employees got to be on telly and got a promotion. Nothing for the rest of us :rolleyes:

orourkeda

fack off boss

easyeason3

I think he would realise that I put up with more crap than I should.
That doesn't mean he would actually do anything about it but he would be more aware & avoid me more out of embarrassment.

4zn76tysfajdxp

phasers wrote: »

Computer; check

Tracksuit; check

Daytime TV; check

I think the people at the Dole office would be very pleased with my progress.

Don't forget your good pyjamas for when you're doing your shopping.

biko

I'm constantly terrified that my boss will figure out that I haven't a fecking clue about what I'm doing.

Solnskaya

I'm usually amazed when i watch this programme that more people don't fock it up royally. Are there really people out there who take their job seriously and can conduct a conversation with a straight face when discussing what they do??? I'd be fired so fast the camera would spin, but then again, I'm self employed, and I still can't take what I do seriously. I'd fire myself tbh.

stevejr

biko wrote: »

I'm constantly terrified that my boss will figure out that I haven't a fecking clue about what I'm doing.

Who DeVore? Sorry couldn't resist:pac:

phasers

Skyla Agreeable Washbowl wrote: »

Don't forget your good pyjamas for when you're doing your shopping.

Can't do it anymore, the local shop has banned pyjamas! And I'll be damned if I'm walking the extra 20 feet to the pyjama friendly shop just for me Herald and Johnny Blues

yeahimhere

he more than likely wouldn't understand what the hell i do,so would end up making him think i'm a valuable cog in the machine.

yeahimhere

he more than likely wouldn't understand what the hell i do,so would end up making him think i'm a valuable cog in the machine.

4zn76tysfajdxp

phasers wrote: »

Can't do it anymore, the local shop has banned pyjamas! And I'll be damned if I'm walking the extra 20 feet to the pyjama friendly shop just for me Herald and Johnny Blues

I'll pick 'em up on the way home from the bookies.

El Weirdo

yeahimhere wrote: »

he more than likely wouldn't understand what the hell i do,so would end up making him think i'm a valuable cog in the machine.

yeahimhere wrote: »

he more than likely wouldn't understand what the hell i do,so would end up making him think i'm a valuable cog in the machine.

He'd probably get annoyed at you for wasting company time by unnecessarily doing things twice.

Chris Hansen

Not sure, i took a few neurofen on a plane once.....

stevejr

yeahimhere wrote: »

he more than likely wouldn't understand what the hell i do,so would end up making him think i'm a valuable cog in the machine.

Ya think? Yeahimhere, I say this to you without humour or an agenda, no one is indispensible.

Never assume that your boss is stupid but make sure your boss knows that you know more than he does, be subtle however.

Always try to engineer a situation whereby your boss has to ask you a technichal/(your)job-specific question in front of his superior............

.....Best advice my dad ever gave me.