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Is this a joke?

Elba101 · 2011-07-08 09:42:43

Amanda Brunker is playing Oxegen :eek: From the Irish Times: "It may look like something you’d read in disbelief on Broadsheet, but Sunday World journalist, novelist and sofa plugger Amanda Brunker plays at Oxegen this weekend. She is a late addition to the bill due to line-up changes (Jessie J has dropped out due to a…

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Amanda Brunker is playing Oxegen :eek:

From the Irish Times:

"It may look like something you’d read in disbelief on Broadsheet, but Sunday World journalist, novelist and sofa plugger Amanda Brunker plays at Oxegen this weekend. She is a late addition to the bill due to line-up changes (Jessie J has dropped out due to a broken foot and Alice Gold has been moved to the main stage as a result) and will appear on the Vodafone Stage at 2pm on
Saturday."
http://www.irishtimes.com/blogs/ontherecord/2011/07/06/amanda-brunker-to-play-oxegen-nope-we-did-not-make-this-up/

What?

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#2 08-07-2011 9:44am

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she's singing in the nude

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#3 08-07-2011 9:45am

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Old news, its all over the oxegen thread in Music, but yeah it is...:eek:

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#4 08-07-2011 9:46am

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Jaysus! I wish I was going just so I could laugh at her.

Has anyone heard any of her music?

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#5 08-07-2011 9:49am

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Can you bring a rifle into Oxegen?

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#6 08-07-2011 9:50am

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A really wide range of artists this year

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#7 08-07-2011 9:52am

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How does that saying go? "You can bring a horse to oxegen........something something.......".

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#8 08-07-2011 9:53am

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Salma Putrid Newscaster wrote: »

A really wide range of artists this year

Looks spretty sh!te to be honest, but how has she secured a slot? She's not know for music (actually, what is she known for?) I'm honestly just baffled as to why she's on th bill

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#9 08-07-2011 9:53am

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Who?

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#10 08-07-2011 9:54am

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Oh good if it rains too much they have a float now to assist.

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#11 08-07-2011 9:56am

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No more of a joke than the black eye'd peas.

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#12 08-07-2011 9:56am

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Elba101 wrote: »

Looks spretty sh!te to be honest, but how has she secured a slot? She's not know for music (actually, what is she known for?) I'm honestly just baffled as to why she's on the bill

Because she's the breast woman for the job.

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#13 08-07-2011 9:58am

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I heard her music the sound of one boob slapping off the other...

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#14 08-07-2011 9:59am

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phill106 wrote: »

I heard her music the sound of one boob slapping off the other...

Was it any good?

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#15 08-07-2011 10:01am

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Elba101 wrote: »

Was it any good?

Well for a motorboat, it was aright...

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#16 08-07-2011 10:02am

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The biggest pair of tits to lift a microphone since jedward.

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#17 08-07-2011 10:08am

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This opportunity might lead to a massive break in her career. Before long she will be singing on the All-ireland talent show (a la Cheryl Cole) every Sunday night. Worth tuning in for...

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#18 08-07-2011 10:29am

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The only thing I want to see her playing is her bongos.

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#19 08-07-2011 10:32am

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I don't find her attractive, I find her sickening. Not least because she's just an attention seeking arsehole, regardless of her boobs. This is a ridiculous decision, given the amount of bands that could have done with a slot at Oxegen and instead this degenerate is going on to sing bad covers. I'm glad I don't go to Oxegen anymore.

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#20 08-07-2011 10:50am

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El Siglo wrote: »

I don't find her attractive, I find her sickening. Not least because she's just an attention seeking arsehole, regardless of her boobs. This is a ridiculous decision, given the amount of bands that could have done with a slot at Oxegen and instead this degenerate is going on to sing bad covers.

...........yeah, but ya still would, right?!

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#21 08-07-2011 10:52am

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Nothing this woman wont do to get into the headlines - our very own Jordan! :eek:

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#22 08-07-2011 10:56am

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Dovies wrote: »

Nothing this woman wont do to get into the headlines - our very own Jordan! :eek:

She had a tit off with Jodie March did our Amanda.

I hope the crowd Daphne and Celeste this screeching fishwife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hnxies4Wtk

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#23 08-07-2011 10:56am

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I'd hit that.

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#24 08-07-2011 11:11am

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I wouldn't so much call this a joke but more of an insult to the Irish music industry!

A young an upcoming Irish band would kill to have a spot on the Vodafone stage, people with actually musical talent and whos bread and butter is their music rather than giving it to a smut journalist. I think the organisers have really shafted people here but they got their headlines now.

Personally I rather attend a 3 hour mass with a stuttering priest that go see that talentless, self obsessed, opinionated idiot.

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#25 08-07-2011 11:18am

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What exactly is she doing?

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#26 08-07-2011 11:19am

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Damn I'm old!
Another name I have to go look up!

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#27 08-07-2011 11:21am

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To be fair to Amanda she has her fans.....but then again she also has her knockers :pac:

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#28 08-07-2011 11:21am

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Can anyone confirm what exactly is happening here? What will she be doing?
There's been enough tit jokes now....this is serious...possbily a nailgun into the coffin of irish music if it's not a joke...

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#29 08-07-2011 11:24am

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056320473

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