Your worst shift?

paddy978

Anyone got one they really regret?

Needler

On a driving test when the truck I was driving refused to go into 3rd gear on a busy roundabout

scudzilla

Dropped from 5th to 1st once in in old work van, totally fcuked up the gear box

Basq

Working Christmas Eve.. horrible shift!

Chris P. Bacon

The night shift is mine,10-6 its not bad but you get used to it.

orourkeda

Some fat bird in mcturcaills last night

phonypony

THE LEFT ONE ON MY LAPTOP KEYBOARD

Basq

Worst shift you say?

5 words: "turkey.. inhaled.. still.. in.. cling.. film"!

Tough couple of hours.

5:30am-9pm for Irish Rail in November 2008.

Mint Sauce

Call centre christmas morning.

ArtSmart

the ex. outta the flat.

Grindylow

Mup Mup!

themadchef

Paddy, it was bad, but it wasint that bad. Relax, just trim your nails a bit and remember its not a sink youre trying to unblock.

TiGeR KiNgS

I had to shift a wardrobe out of my room 4 years ago,totally f'ed it up, my backs never been the same since.

im invisible

Worked a double shift, 15 hours, with a killer hangover, and only had 4 hours sleep before it. Actually i was still drunk when i started, went from that to feeling sober, to a not so bad hangover, to dying, thinking this would be the hangover that killed me, worst ever, to just getting right again by the time i finished, in time for more pints

lamai

paddy978 wrote: »

Anyone got one they really regret?

Your ma!!!

i'll get me coat

Nikolai Stepanov

I had to shift a few boxes into the garage today. The worst definitely has to have been the bags of cement I had to shift into the back of the jeep this one time.

later12

Had to work Christmas eve last year, I was working on the 12th floor of a high rise office block - high up enough to see the throngs going home for Christmas, close enough to the ground to see their happy faces:(

Worst shift of my life.

Cicero

paddy978 wrote: »

Anyone got one they really regret?

the modern term is Chemise:rolleyes:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shift_%28clothing%29

well, I really don't think Ann Summers has the proper quality...Brown Thomas is too expensive so yea...loads..but what's a guy to do?

Marty McFly

Work 12 hour shifts its hard going.

whatswhat

St.Stephens Day 2010. Took an hour extra to drive to work cos of bad weather and folk gliding in saying "We didnt think you would be open!"
Yet they came!

mstan

A few weeks ago I shifted an absolute tank of a girl and I honestly did fear she was trying to eat me. Its true what they say, once bitten twice shy.

Adrianno28

Worst *shift was-- Someone with bad teeth who looked a little like jim carey but uglier- went on to ermm "befriend" in a more intimate way ,someone else outside -thats what the deamon drink will do to ye but hey at least I got there before the "main event" :-)!!!!!


*shift was a kiss when i was younger, back in the late 9ties:rolleyes:

Dyr

Is "shift" what boggers say because they misheard "shaft"

Duggy747

Shifted a girl who had the tongue like a cat's. Felt like I was snogging a piece of sandpaper.

Creamy Goodness

Duggy747 wrote: »

Shifted a girl who had the tongue like a cat's. Felt like I was snogging a piece of sandpaper.

you'd know a lot about cat tongues wouldn't ya?

Kevin Duffy

I was looking at something NSFW a while ago and I went to hit ctrl+tab when the boss walked up behind me. I panicked and just hit shift+tab. Lucky he was cool about it. Worst shift ever.

Mr.Crinklewood

Was at a cross dressing fancy dress in mcturcaills last night, some bloke found my outfit way to realistic.

He even kept on going when he dropped the hand.

Brendan Flowers

Usually any time I go for the old "ten to two" (1:50am) shift I tend to regret it the next day.

orourkeda

Basq wrote: »

Worst shift you say?

5 words: "turkey.. inhaled.. still.. in.. cling.. film"!

Tough couple of hours.

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ArtSmart

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Was at a cross dressing fancy dress in mcturcaills last night, some bloke found my outfit way to realistic.

He even kept on going when he dropped the hand.

I'm not hearing a 'stop!'

gemma188

As a non-smoker I find the worst shifts I have to be with guys who do smoke and their mouth taste like an ashtray

3hn2givr7mx1sc

This really isn't going how you hoped is it, OP?

Duggy747

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

you'd know a lot about cat tongues wouldn't ya?

Yes, I've shifted a few cats in my time.

I was young and thought "getting pussy" meant something else

Karona

Shifted a guy who was like a washingmachine, just kept going around and around and around. Soooo Boring.

flutterflye

When I was about 15, there was this guy who spent his life in the gym.
He'd take steroids and god knows what else.
So I think that's what caused him to come at me with big gnashing teeth and kiss me like a shark.

pappyodaniel

I knew a guy who was a bit pissed and shifting a girl outside a chipper. Eyes closed he got dizzy and was leaning a bit too heavily on her and the two of them came crashing down onto the path, he on top of her, the result was

1 broken nose
2 lost teeth
8 stitches
Lots of blood :eek:

JimiWonderDoor 92

Worst Shift?

Would have to be that time I was up all night reading AH, with my Dog beside me, trying to stay awake only to see people intentionally misinterpreting the question much to the ire of the OP... and then my Dog stuck its tongue deep inside my mouth.

seanbmc

pappyodaniel wrote: »

I knew a guy who was a bit pissed and shifting a girl outside a chipper. Eyes closed he got dizzy and was leaning a bit too heavily on her and the two of them came crashing down onto the path, he on top of her, the result was

1 broken nose
2 lost teeth
8 stitches
Lots of blood :eek:

:O

Jaysus, that's making me cringe just thinking about it.

danh789

This is something very few people ever knew about and still something that makes me feel ill any time I think about it. When I was in college one night I shifted a girl and we were both fairly locked. Purple Haze was bought and we got back to the shifting. About two minutes later what did she do only vomit!!! It went everywhere. In my mouth. On my face. Although the bouncer only seemed concerned that the puke got onto the couch. It was the most vile thing that ever happened to me. And it was always the most awkward 10 seconds any time we walked past each other on campus after that. Needless to say we never spoke to one another again.

booboo88

irish-stew wrote: »

Call centre christmas morning.

ouch

9.30 to 8....... drags on like a bitch

ICE HOUSE

Hola Im from Spain. Ive put in my worst shift in every game Ive played for Chelsea this year.

SoupyNorman

I was shifting a girl when I was about 12/13. Thought it would be a great idea to run my hands through her hair, so I did that...







...and a hearing aid fell off her ear.


We both looked at it on the ground for a second before she put it back on and we continued.


True Story

IQDENIED

Basq wrote: »

Worst shift you say?

5 words: "turkey.. inhaled.. still.. in.. cling.. film"!

Tough couple of hours.

That's six words,, and what the hell are you talking about? Do you work/live in a slaughterhouse?


Worst gear change,,, not by me but my father, coming up to a aroundabout he whacked into what I believe second doing 80kmph needless to say in a notso powerful car which could handle that.... Kiss... argh a girl called *Name obsurced* Cassidy.... my new nickname from then on was sundance kid figure it out...

IQDENIED

Creamy Goodness wrote: »

you'd know a lot about cat tongues wouldn't ya?

Are all of your 22,235 posts this intriguing, please do tell!

dee.

One.. My first boyfriend, we were both in our early teens however he had previous girlfriends so I was positive it would be wonderful..wrong. It was like having my face put in a washing machine.
Two.. A year or two ago I was drunk and one of my friends kissed me..same slobbery kiss as number one. I want to be kissed on my lips, not cheek/upper lip/chin!

yesno1234

Fr Patsy..jaysus he was a sloppery cnut