If you died tonight & God asked "Why should YOU get into heaven" What would you say ?

Bob Cratchet

Simple Question . . . (or is it ! )

If you died tonight and God asked you the big question ;

“Why should you get into heaven ?”

What would you honestly say ?

AG2R

"Wow this place is actually real" would be my first words so I don't think I'd be getting in

Turtwig

Because the missus is in hell.

ArtSmart

God, dude, I bribed Jesus. So outta the way, yeah?

Robert ninja

Sounds like god is a bouncer.

?Why should YOU get into heaven??

"I left my coat in there."

ArtSmart

Malty_T wrote: »

Because the missus is in hell.

Classic.

padma

The answer would have to be "because you want to bring us home and I'd like to come home"

Robert ninja

padma wrote: »

The answer would have to be "because you want to bring us home and I'd like to come home"

Nice post count.

Soul Winner

God won't be asking anyone that question. You get in because of your faith not because of how good you were down here. No matter how good you were you could never have been good enough to be able to say that you deserve to be there. The only people who deserve to be there are perfect people under God's law. Out of all mankind only Jesus deserves to be there. The rest of us get in because of His grace but only if our faith is in Him. If you take lightly the seriousness of your falling condition then its unlikely that you will have what it takes to muster any kind of faith.

zuroph

Because i repented on my death bed. In on a technicality. :pac:

Bob Cratchet

Soul Winner wrote: »

God won't be asking anyone that question. You get in because of your faith not because of how good you were down here. No matter how good you were you could never have been good enough to be able to say that you deserve to be there. The only people who deserve to be there are perfect people under God's law. Out of all mankind only Jesus deserves to be there. The rest of us get in because of His grace but only if our faith is in Him. If you take lightly the seriousness of your falling condition then its unlikely that you will have what it takes to muster any kind of faith.

Grand, but what would you say if you were asked ?

ArtSmart

Bob Cratchet wrote: »

Grand, but what would you say if you were asked ?

love suffering do ye?

sheesh

gimmebroadband

Looks like you started a Troll Fest Bob!!

I would say to God, that I know I don't deserve to be in Heaven, but Jesus invited me and I came!

blackdog2

Because I didn't bandy his name about to further my own cause/for personal gain/to support my bigotry

strobe

"Dude, c'mon, be cool."

Works in most circumstances.

Robert ninja

It's cool the way Soul Winner knows exactly what god would/would not say to people. What's the colour scheme in heaven there?

Mr Trade In

I want to unionise the Angels.

Soul Winner

Bob Cratchet wrote: »

Grand, but what would you say if you were asked ?

I'd say I don't deserve to be in heaven and that I never lived a life worthy of it. Thank God that the last word is not with me though. Jesus asked when He returns will He find faith on the earth, not, will He find people worthy of heaven. He makes us worthy through our faith in Him.

Barrt2

i'll share my nagon with ya

strobe

Mr Trade In wrote: »

I want to unionise the Angels.

There was a guy that tried that before this one time. He got given Earth on a long term lease. Not a bad result in my opinion.

eoin5

I was already in there and just need to get my coat.

goingpostal

I would ask to be allowed to go to hell instead. An eternity with a bunch of religious people praising God? Sounds like hell to me, bud!

legspin

Coz it's better to have me on the inside of the tent pissing out.

Penn

Well God, I made some mistakes in my life.

Then again, I never killed anyone. You did.
I never tested people and forced them to do as I commanded. You did.
I never created homosexuals and condemned them to Hell if they acted on their urges. You did.
I never allowed people to go to war where millions died, all in my name. You did.
I never commanded that people worship and follow me. You did.
I never created natural disasters to destroy my enemies. You did.
I never commanded that people be killed for not listening to a priest, or for hitting their father. You did.

If this wasn't your place, why the **** should YOU get into Heaven?


(Edit: Hopefully, my sig would be God's response to that question)