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Birthday present for friends mum?

  • 24-06-2011 6:18pm
    #1
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭


    I've been invited to a party for my friends mother tomorrow. I don't know my friends mum very well...mostly through short chats whilst waiting for my friend to get ready (women...never ready to leave on time).

    I'm not sure if I should bring a present, and if so, what to bring. My friends mum is 65, and I don't know what her interests are.

    So...AH, in your infinite wisdom...should I bring a present, and if so, what?


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  • #2
    The Aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    Rampant Rabbit, form Crazy Rabbit...


  • #3
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    I'm not sure if I should bring a present, and if so, what to bring. My friends mum is 65, and I don't know what her interests are.

    So...AH, in your infinite wisdom...should I bring a present, and if so, what?
    The Aussie wrote: »
    Rampant Rabbit, form Crazy Rabbit...

    And some lube...


  • #4
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    The Aussie wrote: »
    Rampant Rabbit, form Crazy Rabbit...
    TheZohan wrote: »
    And some lube...

    *hugs After Hours*


  • #5
    trishasaffron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 922 ✭✭✭trishasaffron


    Flowers - always flowers


  • #6
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Tena lady


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  • #7
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Don't break her hip when you're doin' er.
    I don't know if she could sue but it might harm your friendship with the mate whose mom you're ploughing.


  • #8
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Mould your own willy kit, but you use it then give her the mould of your coq as a pressie..


  • #9
    Azureus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Azureus


    Flowers are good.

    If she smokes, buy her a 20 pack of her ciggies of choice and stick one of them sticky bow things on it. Always went down with friends parents who I didnt know that well.

    Or gin. Gin is good.


  • #10
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Auld ones like scratchcards too, get a couple of those and a wool shawl


  • #11
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Give her a book of sex coupons and a slap on the arse. Mothers love that kinda thing.


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  • #12
    The Aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    the mate whose mom you're ploughing.

    Shhh

    Dude, i think Crazy Rabbit might be a chick????


  • #13
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The Aussie wrote: »
    Shhh

    Dude, i think Crazy Rabbit might be a chick????

    nice.


  • #14
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Give her a book of sex coupons and a slap on the arse. Mothers love that kinda thing.


    I know yours certainly does...


  • #15
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    TheZohan wrote: »
    I know yours certainly does...


    Da?


  • #16
    The Aussie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,440 ✭✭✭The Aussie


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    nice.

    You are a sick sick man...

    Now stuck with a kind of interesting mental image :D


  • #17
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Da?

    Sis?








    / flees thread.


  • #18
    tommyboy2222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭tommyboy2222


    A dvd of "The Graduate".


  • #19
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    A cheeky finger.

    If you're already getting the lube then it would be rude not to.


  • #20
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Ask your friend what her mother would like.


  • #21
    Cathal O
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 219 ✭✭Cathal O


    A bottle of red wine maybe?


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  • #22
    TheBunk1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    I've been invited to a party for my friends mother tomorrow. I don't know my friends mum very well...mostly through short chats whilst waiting for my friend to get ready (women...never ready to leave on time).

    I'm not sure if I should bring a present, and if so, what to bring. My friends mum is 65, and I don't know what her interests are.

    So...AH, in your infinite wisdom...should I bring a present, and if so, what?
    TheZohan wrote: »
    And some lube...

    In my experience If she's 65, she'll need more than one tube...


  • #23
    eskimocat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,206 ✭✭✭eskimocat


    Chocolate, always chocolate !


  • #24
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Get her a card saying" You're getting old, but you're quite the GILF"

    She and your friend will love you for it.


  • #25
    cosanostra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭cosanostra


    Stick a couple of bingo scratchcards in a card sorted


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Carton of wine.


    Unless she's classy. In that case a bottle. Of buckfast.


  • #27
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    I've been invited to a party for my friends mother tomorrow.
    Is it Mrs Robinson ?


  • #28
    Caraville
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭Caraville


    Ok so this was for a mother's day present but I'm sure it'd work for a birthday too:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM


    Or if that fails:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usc_9izbJBU


    You're sure to be invited over again!!


  • #29
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Get her a dog...and some socks for the dog.


    PM me for link to "instructional" video. ;)


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