People who cant close doors or flush toilets

7sr2z3fely84g5

Why is there people like this,going into a place leaving doors wide open,or leaving their business in jacks and not flushing it.. :mad:

orourkeda

Alma Dead Sterilization wrote: »

Why is there people like this,going into a place leaving doors wide open,or leaving their business in jacks and not flushing it.. :mad:

What do you think theyre going in there for?

KTRIC

My ex did this, fu*king wound me up no end.

Daegerty

What about the ones who sit backward on the jacks facing the cistern so if you walk in on them you can see the sh1t emerging from their arse hole?

orourkeda

You cant bait a good shyte

electrobanana

:eek:

Daegerty wrote: »

What about the ones who sit backward on the jacks facing the cistern so if you walk in on them you can see the sh1t emerging from their arse hole?

Kylo Ren

I see my ****s as a work of art. I want to share it with the world. This is why I do it. Sometimes I place a large fan beside the toilet and open the door. I want the whole house to experience the gift of my feces. You wouldn't tell Picasso to flush his paintings.

TheZohanS

orourkeda wrote: »

You cant bait a good shyte

Like wimmens, you shouldn't bait the good ones!

Kojak

Daegerty wrote: »

What about the ones who sit backward on the jacks facing the cistern so if you walk in on them you can see the sh1t emerging from their arse hole?

What kind of jacks do you be going into?

bryaner

Some people just haven't progressed from being neanderthal's..

wild_cat

Women who pee on the seat and fail to wipe it off are disgusting human beings. I see it in toilets so much that there is a fair amount of women doing it.


I don't like the sudden shock of sitting in someone else's urine. Infact I feel ill for the rest of the day when it happens....


DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

bryaner

Keno 92 wrote: »

I see my ****s as a work of art. I want to share it with the world. This is why I do it. Sometimes I place a large fan beside the toilet and open the door. I want the whole house to experience the gift of my feces. You wouldn't tell Picasso to flush his paintings.

Houston we have a problem..:eek:

Alter-Ego

wild_cat wrote: »

Women who pee on the seat and fail to wipe it off are disgusting human beings. I see it in toilets so much that there is a fair amount of women doing it.


I don't like the sudden shock of sitting in someone else's urine. Infact I feel ill for the rest of the day when it happens....


DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

Surely its pretty hard for women to miss?

jurahnimoh

Or people who cover the toilet seat in toilet paper, i find that hilarious!!

airyChinesekid

whos the guy going round putting pubes all over the urinals.

wild_cat

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Surely its pretty hard for women to miss?

I know!!!!!

Yet some women manage to piss on the floor and all over the back of the seat. SCUM.

bryaner

jurahnimoh wrote: »

Or people who cover the toilet seat in toilet paper, i find that hilarious!!

Yes its hilarious that people don't want to sit on others filthy waste..:rolleyes:

Mr McBoatface

Maybe they are practicing for the upcoming for the water charges - "If it's brown flush it down , if it yellow let it mellow"



Also it saves the environment you know....

ball

Daegerty wrote: »

What about the ones who sit backward on the jacks facing the cistern so if you walk in on them you can see the sh1t emerging from their arse hole?

AC Slatering?

EL_Loco

I don't flush for a number 1, sure someone will be along for a number 2 to flush the whole lot away.

get yourself prepped with these fine tips in time for the water charges folks.

Cerocco

wild_cat wrote: »

I know!!!!!

Yet some women manage to piss on the floor and all over the back of the seat. SCUM.

These women hover over the seat, all be it badly :rolleyes:

airyChinesekid

EL_Loco wrote: »

I don't flush for a number 1, sure someone will be along for a number 2 to flush the whole lot away.

get yourself prepped with these fine tips in time for the water charges folks.

no way - the inevitable splashback will cause the water that will hit your balls to be water contaminated with mans urine which will make you gay

WASP0

bryaner wrote: »

Yes its hilarious that people don't want to sit on others filthy waste..:rolleyes:

I prefer to hover myself eg Jonny Wilkinson thus minimising the chances of contact with said filthy waste!

cosmicfart

Alma Dead Sterilization wrote: »

Why is there people like this,going into a place leaving doors wide open,or leaving their business in jacks and not flushing it.. :mad:

cus it not my toilet, of course

the culture of deference

wild_cat wrote: »

I know!!!!!

Yet some women manage to piss on the floor and all over the back of the seat. SCUM.

I worked in an office 23 women and 3 men.

No probs with the men, but the wimmin... fckin hell ...

women would come up from the toilets ranting about some filthy bitch doing this and that down there, and then say they knew who the culprits were.

nothing seemed to get done about it except a good bitchin session because it kept on happening

Aoifey!

It annoys me so much when people almost close the door, but it's not fully closed.

Ruu_Old

I sometimes find shoe prints on the toilet seat in one particular staff toilet, around the edges, even on the cistern lid, what the bloody hell do people do in the toilet? :eek:

cosmicfart

Aoifey! wrote: »

It annoys me so much when people almost close the door, but it's not fully closed.

admit it , you take a peek dont you, you dirty little ohh la la

ball

Ruu wrote: »

I sometimes find shoe prints on the toilet seat in one particular staff toilet, around the edges, even on the cistern lid, what the bloody hell do people do in the toilet? :eek:

Take photos of the person next to you and put it on FB

Aoifey!

cosmicfart wrote: »

admit it , you take a peek dont you, you dirty little ohh la la

How did you know?! :eek:

Killer Wench

My guy friend remarked upon the number of guys who would leave the stalls and not wash their hands.

mgmt

I worked in a café and it was found that an Indian guy who was working there brought his toilet procedures with him to Dublin. You know where they use their left hand instead of toilet paper. ****IN GROSS. He was promptly sacked.

previous user

Daegerty wrote: »

What about the ones who sit backward on the jacks facing the cistern so if you walk in on them you can see the sh1t emerging from their arse hole?

LOL, WHAT!?

The Big Red Button

EL_Loco wrote: »

I don't flush for a number 1, sure someone will be along for a number 2 to flush the whole lot away.

get yourself prepped with these fine tips in time for the water charges folks.

Eeeewww, no, I hate walking in to a bathroom to find someones fermenting piss stinking up the whole place! :P If that happens, I'll flush anyways before I go, then flush again afterwards ... most people would! So you're as well to be civilised and save the next person the ickiness, and just flush after yourself!

maglite

Ruu wrote: »

I sometimes find shoe prints on the toilet seat in one particular staff toilet, around the edges, even on the cistern lid, what the bloody hell do people do in the toilet? :eek:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_agHXcORx9eY/TCD0sLHOtMI/AAAAAAAAC-o/H2VpgEaC3Lw/s1600/funnysquat.jpg

Larianne

Ruu wrote: »

I sometimes find shoe prints on the toilet seat in one particular staff toilet, around the edges, even on the cistern lid, what the bloody hell do people do in the toilet? :eek:

Have sex with others.

I have to say, the Ladies toilets in the main science building in Trinity can be fucking disgusting sometimes.

Hoppermcgrath

Awful when you walk into a cubicle and the jacks has been destroyed by some other animal; so you promptly about turn rather than use it. Inevitably there's always somebody else queuing up for that same jacks once you open the door, who of course thinks it is your very own handiwork

montane

I work with a woman who weighs around 20 stone. There is always $hite everywhere whenever she comes out of the toilet. The toilet has to go out of order for at least a half hour which is tough . Also if someone else goes to use the toilet after her, it looks like they have created the awful mess so in effect sometimes you end up going for a slash but have to clean up the rotten mess from the person before you.

Latchy

Threads full of shyte ...as it should be .

Spook80

ya see everyone in this thread, "blast it with piss" would sound relevant yet it hasn't been mentioned yet

I like going in after someone has messed the bowl up with skidmarks and it's like a game. I blast it with piss to clean it up before i run out.

rebel without a clue

have to admit, i have been known to grace the throne while my sister sits on the edge of the bath (no pi**ing just sitting there) and have great conversations or solved some issues. only do it with my sisters though!

Daegerty

Larianne wrote: »

Have sex with others.

I have to say, the Ladies toilets in the main science building in Trinity can be fucking disgusting sometimes.

For that reason?

Greentopia

Killer Wench wrote: »

My guy friend remarked upon the number of guys who would leave the stalls and not wash their hands.

Don't understand people who do that. Disgusting. Don't their parents teach them basic hygiene??
I don't want anyone handling anything I'm then in contact with, or worse prepare food I'm going to eat if I'm in a cafe or restaurant and you haven't washed your hands after going to the loo. :eek:

newmug

rebel without a clue wrote: »

have to admit, i have been known to grace the throne while my sister sits on the edge of the bath (no pi**ing just sitting there) and have great conversations or solved some issues. only do it with my sisters though!

:eek::eek::eek: Are you a fella or a girl?

lastlaugh

There is a little toilet in work that has really poor ventilation.

It's great having an abominable crap, and then just leaving it there without flushing. Absolutely schtinks the place out of it altogether!

JohnMarston

What i can't stand is someone who does their business, flushes, then closes the door behind them, effectively trapping the smell.

S'wrong with you?

UpCork

I have often wondered why people leave toilets in the condition they do? As a female, I am so embarassed most of the time by the condition of the toilets at work and in public buildings etc. I used to ask myself what condition these people's bathrooms are in at home. I've come to the conclusion though that they don't bother to wipe the seat, flush the loo, avoid urinating etc on the floor when they are in a public toilet is because they don't have to clean it up.

It's disgraceful. What's worse is when you go into a toilet in a shopping centre. It's stinking to high heaven and every cublicle is dirty and then you look on the wall and the "cleaning check page" is ticket as checked about five minutes before hand.

I try to avoid using toilets outside of home/work if I can

jester77

But sometimes you have no choice but to abandon because of the dreaded unflushable
I have a 3 flush limit before I abandon and the worst part is trying to escape unseen. Nothing worse than walking out the door of an office 1 cubicle jack and bumping into someone on the way in. You just know you've been so busted

Greentopia

newmug wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek: Are you a fella or a girl?

Why would it matter if they're just sitting chatting though? I've chatted away to my other half (when I had one!) while we're both in the bathroom and I'm on the loo taking a wee. That's normal.
Don't have any siblings but can't see why it would be any different. shrugs

Greentopia

UpCork wrote: »

I try to avoid using toilets outside of home/work if I can

Me too, for the reasons you've given. Some people seem to have had no social conditioning or been taught any manners or hygiene at all.

UpCork

Greentopia wrote: »

Me too, for the reasons you've given. Some people seem to have had no social conditioning or been taught any manners or hygiene at all.

As disgusting as going to the toilet all over the toilet seat, walls or wherever else and not flushing is, I think it is absoloutely gross not to wash your hands after using the toilet.

I always wash my hands now and use antiseptic handwash.

I've seen many a Mother come out of the toilet cubicle with their young child and walk straight past the sinks. What in the name of God are they thinking not to teach children basic personal hygiene