What would you do if you got into power?

scotty_irish

I mean the serious, important stuff. none of this banking, PS pay nonsense. the stuff that affects your daily life.

i'd ban women of a certain height from using umbrellas as the spiky bit is eye level for me, almost had my eye poked out a few times.

ban sachets of ketchup - most annoying things ever.

the annoying please mind the fcuking gap when alighting the train announcements - if you're dumb enough to fall into the gap then you're doing the world a favour.

hondasam

scotty_irish wrote: »

I mean the serious, important stuff. none of this banking, PS pay nonsense. the stuff that affects your daily life.

i'd ban women of a certain height from using umbrellas as the spiky bit is eye level for me, almost had my eye poked out a few times.

ban sachets of ketchup - most annoying things ever.

the annoying please mind the fcuking gap when alighting the train announcements - if you're dumb enough to fall into the gap then you're doing the world a favour.

how tall are we talking here ?

That is one of the funniest posts I read in awhile.

Id ban children in shops, restaurants etc.

jme2010

I'd post first!

Edit: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

R P McMurphy

Anyone caught throwing McDonalds wrappers out the window of their car while in the vacinity of my house would have to work for four months in the dump, barefoot and no gloves or mask while separating plastic bottles and the like from the rest of the rubbish

Ave Sodalis

Make an army of clones that suck human brains to take over the rest of the universe...

Daniel S

Turn the entire army into special forces, then loose half of it, but arm them properly.
Reform the social welfare system
Exile a shíte load of people who don't apprieciate this country.
Stop spending money on people who dont apprieciate it, or care for what they've been given.
If you don't contribute to "the system", you shouldn't get anything from it.
Do something about the health system, I don't know, but I'd get someone who does.
Encourage more people to do Higher Level Maths. Make it double points also.
Make certain courses like engineering in college completely free. Fcuk arts, there's a rescession.
Screwing up the country = Treason. This will be made law.
Feminists.... do something about them. Dunno what. Same applies to masculists (I think they're called that).
Religious bigots. Shoot them, they'd be happier with their God.
Divide Irish into language and literature for leaving cert. Seperate subjects with only the language being compulsary.

Try and get the country working like Switzerland. Swiss women would be nice too

I think I need to go dictate a book to someone about my ideas... :pac:

EDIT 1 (There's more to come!):
Yes, ban whinging children in public places. They're your problem, not mine.
Turn recycling dumps into reusing dumps. If someone throws out a car or pc, let someone else take it and use it. Damn, I miss the old way Inagh dump worked
EDIT 2: Lower tax hugely, stop taxing the middle class/slightly upper class. I want to aim for something in life, like. Those with billions should be taxed. Bono too. Hypocrite.

Daegerty

Ban property tax

Glico Man

What would I do if I got into power? Become corrupt

jester77

Before banning begrudgery I would ban the crust from loaves of bread

mikemac

Send the Navy to Rockall and claim it once and for all!

If the pesky Spanish are going to steal our fish we need the fishing rights for Rockall, 200km circumference afaik

smk89

Anyone who goes to the toilet with the door open is punished by death.
Make people who go to tesco or lidl and buy 20 x2l bottles of water drink from the toilet.
Also punish lidl staff for their checkout policy

cosmicfart

I ban dwarfs from riding horses

Redlion

I'd cleanse the LUAS of junkies!

amacca

the question you should be worried about is what wouldn't I do if I got into power.


oh and the obligatory...yore ma!!!!!

theboss80

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk

jimthemental

I'd make it compulsory for politicians to adopt the minimum wage, punishment for not doing this would be having their balls wired to a car battery.

Redlion

jimthemental wrote: »

I'd make it compulsory for politicians to adopt the minimum wage, punishment for not doing this would be having their balls wired to a car battery.

Won't anyone think of the car batterys?!

RichieC

I'd turn the Dial into something like Jury Duty for people who are educated.

Daniel S

RichieC wrote: »

I'd turn the Dial into something like Jury Duty for people who are educated.

Don't you mean Dáil?

Richard Hillman

I would hold 50 days of gladiatorial games in my honour. Prisoners will be able to fight for their freedom against the most feared animals on the planet.

Daniel S

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I would hold 50 days of gladiatorial games in my honour. Prisoners will be able to fight for their freedom against the most feared animals on the planet.

Honeybadgers?

Captcha

Legalise Cannabis.

Tauriel

Get rid of the water tax.
Ban people from walking 3 or 4 side by side - I don't want to be caught behind a funeral when out shopping.
Ban children from public places.
Bring in a max age forcing people to give up their driving licence when they reach it.

Kylo Ren

All women are required to make a daily quota of samiches for men......naked.

Research Labrador puppies that are stunted to that uber cute size until they die.

1 cent coins are banned.

All workplaces have slides for transport throughout the building.

A statue of me must be erected (hehe erected) in every major city in the world. It shall depict me wearing a toga with bulging ripped pecks while carrying orphans from a collapsing, burning building.

Or something like that....

Daniel S

mustang shelly wrote: »

Get rid of the water tax.
Ban people from walking 3 or 4 side by side - I don't want to be caught behind a funeral when out shopping.
Ban whinging children from public places. (Same applies to whinging adults)
Bring in a max age forcing people to give up retake their driving test when they reach it.

FYP

RichieC

mtb_kng wrote: »

Don't you mean Dáil?

No, I meant the Dial on my phone.

amacca

Richard Hillman wrote: »

I would hold 50 days of gladiatorial games in my honour. Prisoners will be able to fight for their freedom against the most feared animals on the planet.

nice

jimthemental wrote: »

I'd make it compulsory for politicians to adopt the minimum wage, punishment for not doing this would be having their balls wired to a car battery.

also nice
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clearly the country would be in good hands under either of your stewardships

biko

A Hummer for me, bicycles for everyone else.

Tauriel

jimthemental wrote: »

I'd make it compulsory for politicians to adopt the minimum wage, punishment for not doing this would be having their balls wired to a car battery.

I would make a reality TV show were all politicians had to go train with the Army Rangers to make those f**kers sweat. And yes every week the Irish public gets to vote which politician has to suffer what.

Wolfe Tone

I'd be an Irish version of Bersculoni and buy a football team and have loads of bitches

scotty_irish

hondasam wrote: »

how tall are we talking here ?

That is one of the funniest posts I read in awhile.

Id ban children in shops, restaurants etc.

i'm about 6 foot, so eye-level about 5'9", so maybe women from 5'3" - 5'6". i live in a rainy place, this **** happens a lot to me.

also, instant death to all the grammer nazi's on boards.

Kylo Ren

scotty_irish wrote: »

i'm about 6 foot, so eye-level about 5'9", so maybe women from 5'3" - 5'6". i live in a rainy place, this **** happens a lot to me.

also, instant death to all the grammer nazi's on boards.

Always a capital 'I' there love.

oggy8

My first 100 day's manifesto;

#Screw over the electorate who were stupid enough to elect me and;
#Ensure that both houses of the Oireachtas become a dog free zone:D!

HazDanz

I would smite all who do not give blessings to the ruler of Mount Olympus

hondasam

scotty_irish wrote: »

also, instant death to all the grammer nazi's on boards.

no slow and painful is better.

mathie

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I'd be an Irish version of Bersculoni and buy a football team and have loads of bitches

Didn't Abramovich do that and kill two birds with the one stone?

jimthemental

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I'd be an Irish version of Bersculoni and buy a football team and have loads of bitches

You mean like Michael D. Higgins with Galway United.

squod

sup_dude wrote: »

Make an army of clones that suck human brains to take over the rest of the universe...

Make an army of Cheryl Cole clones that suck d.....

PseudoFamous

scotty_irish wrote: »

also, instant death to all the grammer nazi's on boards.

Not supposed to have an apostrophe, kiddo.

Richard Hillman

mtb_kng wrote: »

Honeybadgers?

Yes, every prisoner will fight a different animal. It shall be a tournament. 128 Humans v 128 different animal species in the 1st round. We will also be hosting a battle royal preliminary round with all of the prisoners to see who is fit to fight the animals. Then it shall be an open draw to see who is the true king (apart from me of course) and the winner shall go back to its true habitat. If the winner is human then he shall be awarded with all the wine and whores he can feast on.