Ridiculous names for children

carlybabe1

Just watching E News (yes I know, pathetic, but its still better than RTE)
Anyway, Sarah Palin has to get my vote for the most ridiculous names in one household:

SONS: Track, Trig (I sh*t u not)

Daughters : Bristol; Willow & Piper

and following in mummies footsteps grandson Trip

Soooo who in your opinion gets the vote

kfallon

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Just watching E News (yes I know, pathetic, but its still better than RTE)
Anyway, Sarah Palin has to get my vote for the most ridiculous names in one household:

SONS: Track, Trig (I sh*t u not)

Daughters : Bristol; Willow & Piper

and following in mummies footsteps grandson Trip

Soooo who in your opinion gets the vote

I'd still give her a shot at the title tho :pac:

YFlyer

Usnavy










Its true

Chuck Stone

M. Spunk.
F. Flange.

Agricola

Jamie Olivers kids -

Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo, Petal Blossom Rainbow and Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver


/thread

hondasam

carlybabe1 wrote: »

Just watching E News (yes I know, pathetic, but its still better than RTE)
Anyway, Sarah Palin has to get my vote for the most ridiculous names in one household:

SONS: Track, Trig (I sh*t u not)

Daughters : Bristol; Willow & Piper

and following in mummies footsteps grandson Trip

Soooo who in your opinion gets the vote

She must like them and that't all that matters.

what would you consider a nice name ?

NomdePlume

On the bright side, they're spelled correctly/intuitively. At least they're not Trahk, Trygg, Brystel, Wylloh and Pyeper.

deathrider

Didn't Micheal Jackson have a kid named Blanket?

Eric Cartman

theres a few mad names, but spelling normal names in strange ways is worse

orlagh instead of orla , timm (with 2 m's) etc... is just the torture posh cúnts enflict on their kids

actually also naming your kids after a car make/model or something religious like faith, hope etcc is also weird

Reg'stoy

Carly is a name that just creeps me out, come on seriously who names a child Carly.

RichieC

Eric Cartman wrote: »

actually also naming your kids after a car make/model or something religious like faith, hope etcc is also weird

hope isn't a religious word.

ballsymchugh

deathrider wrote: »

Didn't Micheal Jackson have a kid named Blanket?

and jermaine has a son called jermajesty :eek:

JohnDee

Moon Unit. One of frank Zappa's offspring.

kfallon

Shitbrick.....it's what me Ma always calls me so must be my name

:pac:

Stained Class

The Beckham's boys.

Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruz.

Money can't buy you brains obviously....

Tipsy McSwagger

Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger named their daughter Ireland

NomdePlume

Eric Cartman wrote: »

actually also naming your kids after a car make/model or something religious like faith, hope etcc is also weird

Faith and Hope are the most lightweight of religious/virtue names...and not so bad imo. The Puritans apparently used Silence, Obedience and Hate-Evil as names...

willow tree

Daughters : Bristol; Willow & Piper

yeah, whats wrong with that name?:p
i dunno, i think theres room in the world for weird and normal names, i know people with really unusual names and they just suit them and some really simple names are lovely too,,, lalala, *skips off into the sunset*

qz

I've never ever liked the name Oonagh. Eugh.

The Princess Bride

Have a friend who used to work in a Dublin maternity hospital-scary,scary name choices.Princess,Pocahontas,(seriously) Endurance,Krystle( lots of them,born at time of Dynasty), Anastacia,Female ( it was written on de name tag the nurse puh on the bay-beee)

If you're wondering whether or not to choose a particular name for your baby- say the following in a flat accent,and you'll make up your mind very quickly.

---

(insert name) come in for yer dinn-ner before it gets cold.

Auvers

George Foreman's male kids are all called George


George Edward Foreman Jr
George Edward Foreman III
George Edward Foreman IV
George Edward Foreman V
George Edward Foreman VI

ballsymchugh

msthe80s wrote: »

Have a friend who used to work in a Dublin maternity hospital-scary,scary name choices.Princess,Pocahontas,(seriously) Endurance,Krystle( lots of them,born at time of Dynasty), Anastacia,Female ( it was written on de name tag the nurse puh on the bay-beee)

If you're wondering whether or not to choose a particular name for your baby- say the following in a flat accent,and you'll make up your mind very quickly.

---

(insert name) come in for yer dinn-ner before it gets cold.

yep. i've heard similar. 2 sets of triplets....
yasmin, tasmin and jasmin
hope, hopeful and hopefulness.

The Princess Bride

Stained Class wrote: »

The Beckham's boys.

Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruz.

Money can't buy you brains obviously....

Their daughter will (allegedly) be born on July 4th- do you think they'll call her Inda??

airyChinesekid

I shall be naming my son Ruprecht.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3ePAOUK7U

jclally

Beckhams Cruz sounds like a right smug prick

For Forks Sake

JohnDee wrote: »

Moon Unit. One of frank Zappa's offspring.

Didn't he have another called Dweezil?

Stained Class

msthe80s wrote: »

Their daughter will (allegedly) be born on July 4th- do you think they'll call her Inda??

Really?

I could see them calling her Will Smith, who was in the film.

They're capable of it, I tell ya!

mr lee

frogmella and spudullica

wonton

Ye some of these names are a bit in the mad side but I think its equally strange that parents name there kids such common names, I think in one of my classes in school i was one of six Davids.

I'm not saying I would have liked to be called brooklyn but surely parents could try be a bit more creative.

Mike 1972

msthe80s wrote: »

Anastacia.

Quite common in Russia I thought ?

amdublin

I hate artsy fartsy Irish names like:
Iseult
Isolde
Fionnain
Laochra
etc etc

Generally kids called these names are usual offspring of parents who bring their kids to art galleries and don't care if their darlings annoy everyone else.

emeraldstar

qz wrote: »

I've never ever liked the name Oonagh. Eugh.

Especially when it's spelled like that!

chughes

Reg'stoy wrote: »

Carly is a name that just creeps me out, come on seriously who names a child Carly.

Well, Mr and Mrs Simon obviously thought it was a nice name....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Simon

On a more serious note, naming a child is probably one of the most important thing you will ever do and some people need a slap around the ear for some of the names they have given to their kids.

Maybe we should do as Sweden does and have an approved list of names which you have to choose from.

jmayo

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger named their daughter Ireland

Didn't she go off the rails ?
In which case pretty apt name me thinks.

ballsymchugh wrote: »

yep. i've heard similar. 2 sets of triplets....
yasmin, tasmin and jasmin
hope, hopeful and hopefulness.

Good thing they didn't have qauds or one of the poor devils would be "hopeless".

pow wow

Coyote...it's a girl.

madmammy

if everyone stuck to the usual classic names that are deemed suitable by the high and mighty you would be calling someone outside and half the street would turn around
saynig that there is a line that you go over with naming someone that is just crazy...(geri halliwell calling her baby "bluebell"...its after a cow for heavens sake)

Poutbutton

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin with Apple. Sad just sad

The Princess Bride

Mike 1972 wrote: »

Quite common in Russia I thought ?

This was Dublin

amdublin wrote: »

I hate artsy fartsy Irish names like:
Iseult
Isolde
Fionnain
Laochra
etc etc

Generally kids called these names are usual offspring of parents who bring their kids to art galleries and don't care if their darlings annoy everyone else.

The really annoying thing about some Irish names is that they're not spelt correctly.If you were French and had accent grave/aigu on your name,it'd be used properly.
Here,you nearly need to bribe people to get them to use fadas on names,wouldn't annoy me so much except this is Ireland and therefore shouldn't be an issue.
As for showing people how to 'do' fada on computer......don't get me started.:mad:



......takes long sigh and automatically reduces high blood pressure(she hopes:rolleyes:)

Mr. Manager

My OH works in a gym for kids and some of the names she tells me are almost made up. Here's a few

Spancko
Chinazo
Miracle (boy)
Precious (girl)
Nonie
Apollanara
Nap


Miracle and Precious are brother and sister.... Poor kids

im invisible

Eric Cartman wrote: »

actually also naming your kids after a car make/model or something ... is also weird

like that guy who named his daughter mercedes, just because he owned the company...

Ruu_Old

Black people naming their newborns, bloody hell! D'ayshun, Zackqwow are some of the weirdest. Very difficult looking up a library card for the child. Oh silly me, of course there is an apostrophe in there, I should have know!

Radharc na Sleibhte

People who name their children after who was number one in the charts should be shot.

Your britneys, christinas, shakira, rihannas et al.

Stained Class

im invisible wrote: »

like that guy who named his daughter mercedes, just because he owned the company...

Au contraire.

Look up Mercedes Benz history.

You'll find that the company was named after his daughter.

For Forks Sake

Ruu wrote: »

Black people naming their newborns, bloody hell! D'ayshun, Zackqwow are some of the weirdest. Very difficult looking up a library card for the child. Oh silly me, of course there is an apostrophe in there, I should have know!

Greatest name in the history of sport

lilymay1

I taught twin girls called Britney and Whitney

Radharc na Sleibhte

Destined for porn.

markc1184

I was in the local Post office a while back and a woman was calling her young girl over to her. The child was called Ibiza. Think she took the whole naming kids after were they are conceived fad a little too far!

Radharc na Sleibhte

Oh i forgot,....... Destiny.

RobAMerc

Stained Class wrote: »

Romeo

I see nothing wrong with this one to be fair, just because a name is used in a book or by some artist or someone who's just famous for some stupid reason doesn't mean it's off limits for everyone else.

I know a lad called Paul - idiot parents named him after some mythical character in a book written by a bunch of paedophiles based on a story made up by some bird who got herself knocked up by the local carpenter !

Everyone in Ireland should be called Paddy ( North ) and Mick ( south ) - that'll solve it.

Radharc na Sleibhte

markc1184 wrote: »

I was in the local Post office a while back and a woman was calling her young girl over to her. The child was called Ibiza. Think she took the whole naming kids after were they are conceived fad a little too far!

Ha, have people no thought process.

El Divino

Lady Chatterton

amdublin wrote: »

I hate artsy fartsy Irish names like:
Iseult
Isolde
Fionnain
Laochra
etc etc

Generally kids called these names are usual offspring of parents who bring their kids to art galleries and don't care if their darlings annoy everyone else.

Don't forget

Fachtna
Turlough