Two questions about my feet!

Esoteric_

One kinda serious question - my feet are feckin' killing me from work! On my feet all day in special shoes, feet currently all covered in burst blisters and am limping (limped through a 9 hour shift today :rolleyes: ). :rolleyes: Anyone got any quick fix solutions?

Second question - because my feet are killing me, my boyfriend will give me a foot massage when he gets in later (he's nice like that). However, my feet also smell from the gross shoes I have to wear in work. Should I stick my feet in his face or even try get my big toe up his nose for the laugh? Yay or nay?

brianrcarney

handsaw..

cml387

Jebus.

Mickey, MICKEY. OVER HERE!!

hondasam

he must feel so lucky to have a GF like you.

themadchef

One word "Ecco". The old Granny ones. You may never wear another shoe to work again.

Special as in safety? Or do they polish the floor as you walk? Just wondering loike :P

hondasam

cml387 wrote: »

Jebus.

Mickey, MICKEY. OVER HERE!!

you calling mickey mouse ?

Micky Dolenz

Maybe wish your feet.

Esoteric_

hondasam wrote: »

he must feel so lucky to have a GF like you.

He does, I'm a ray of sunshine :rolleyes:

SeaFields

feet....yuck!

phasers

classy burd.

TimeToShine

You are a strange person.

Ricardo G

LyndaMcL wrote: »

One kinda serious question - my feet are feckin' killing me from work! On my feet all day in special shoes, feet currently all covered in burst blisters and am limping (limped through a 9 hour shift today :rolleyes: ). :rolleyes: Anyone got any quick fix solutions?

Second question - because my feet are killing me, my boyfriend will give me a foot massage when he gets in later (he's nice like that). However, my feet also smell from the gross shoes I have to wear in work. Should I stick my feet in his face or even try get my big toe up his nose for the laugh? Yay or nay?

These are to be worn at the Olympics onlY.........NOT WORK

Cupcake_Crisis

you disgust me...

Esoteric_

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Maybe wish your feet.

You mean wash? well, it's kind of a given that I'm gonna do that But am thinking of grossing him out first

brianrcarney

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Maybe wish your feet.

AWAY! CILLIT BANG

Micky Dolenz

LyndaMcL wrote: »

You mean wash? well, it's kind of a given that I'm gonna do that But am thinking of grossing him out first

No, I meant wish. :pac:

alwaysadub

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Maybe wish your feet.

Wish her feet were what?

themadchef

hondasam wrote: »

you calling mickey mouse ?

You mean Micky moster..... :pac:


\ Rumour has it

Esoteric_

themadchef wrote: »

One word "Ecco". The old Granny ones. You may never wear another shoe to work again.

Special as in safety? Or do they polish the floor as you walk? Just wondering loike :P

lol, had a good laugh at that. Safety shoes.

7sr2z3fely84g5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh9mp_syc8c

Elmidena

I fully expected this

hondasam

themadchef wrote: »

You mean Micky moster..... :pac:


\ Rumour has it

you shouldn't listen to rumours :pac:

was he calling MD

hondasam

LyndaMcL wrote: »

He does, I'm a ray of sunshine :rolleyes:

you don't sound like a ray of sunshine.

Elmidena

hondasam wrote: »

you don't sound like a ray of sunshine.

Do I :eek:

cml387

Stripper heels?

I believe those gel insoles help.

Esoteric_

hondasam wrote: »

you don't sound like a ray of sunshine.

I hide it well.;)

Larianne

Soak your feet in water with dettol.

Compeed are the bestest plasters for blisters. They are AMAZING.

Crann na Beatha

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Esoteric_

Larianne wrote: »

Soak your feet in water with dettol.

Compeed are the bestest plasters for blisters. They are AMAZING.

Cheers, didn't know about the dettol. Tried those compeed things before but they kept moving around my shoes :mad: will do the dettol thing tonight though, thanks!

Esoteric_

Veles wrote: »

Get your bf to blast those feet with piss.
If that fails amputation ftw

Well, the blisters HAVE burst, and piss DOES have disinfectant qualities.

I think I've found the first thread where "blast it with piss" is a viable, practical option!

Ricardo G

Your boyfriend sounds like a real fcukin idiot nice fella:p

policarp

1. Where's my shoes?
2. Where's my socks?

Esoteric_

Ricardo G wrote: »

Your boyfriend sounds like a real fcukin idiot nice fella:p

He's a sweetheart Well, when he's not telling me he likes coffee more than me!

Crann na Beatha

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Ricardo G

LyndaMcL wrote: »

He's a sweetheart Well, when he's not telling me he likes coffee more than me!

Why would'nt he, coffee has a slightly better aroma than feet

Esoteric_

Ricardo G wrote: »

Why would'nt he, coffee has a slightly better aroma than feet

Good point. I must forgive him for the coffee comment.

lmaopml

A nice long bath with a tiny dose of Savlon is always lovely..no need for bubbles, just semi hot water and a routine..and feet can be lovely(ish) (''.)

Smelly feet are not attractive, or reasonable for those who's arms should stretch to clean them. Whatever about any other feet problems, that can be understandable, due to sport or whatever - consistently 'smelly' is not one of em..Time to clean up those tootsies..especially before you decide to test anybody with them..

Bodhisopha

1 - Any pics?
2 - Can i see?

Esoteric_

lmaopml wrote: »

A nice long bath with a tiny dose of Savlon is always lovely..no need for bubbles, just semi hot water and a routine..and feet can be lovely(ish) (''.)

Smelly feet are not attractive, or reasonable for those who's arms stretch to clean them. Whatever about any other feet problems, that can be understandable, due to sport or whatever - consistently 'smelly' is not one of em..Time to clean up those tootsies..especially before you decide to test anybody with them..

lol they're not consistently smelly, they never normally smell! They just smell tonight 'cause the shoes do that to all the girls' feet in work (the guys' shoes are different)

hondasam

Sunshine! wrote: »

Do I :eek:

you sound like a little ray of sunshine.

Kasabian

Tea tree oil.

You can thank me later.

alie

Breadsoda will heal your blisters and remove the smell, and maybe some cotton socks and lemon insoles.:)

Buddinplant

LyndaMcL wrote: »

Safety shoes.

when i was working in landscaping i bought socks in the mens department in the local co-op... should have been called 'Hard Mens Department'. glorious socks, lots of support for your arches, cushioned on heels and balls of feet and best bit , they were made with anti fungal stuff (material) so smell was reduced you can get them in the outdoors shops... ask for walking socks

MickDub

I used to have a problem similar to this. (The blistered foot thing, not the feeling I want to gross my partner out with my stinky feet).

I got a pair of copper socks in foot solutions in waterford and they did the trick. The staff were very friendly and helpful. They are a bit expensive but well worth it, I've been back for more and some really comfy shoes.

Cuddlesworth

Buddinplant wrote: »

when i was working in landscaping i bought socks in the mens department in the local co-op... should have been called 'Hard Mens Department'. glorious socks, lots of support for your arches, cushioned on heels and balls of feet and best bit , they were made with anti fungal stuff (material) so smell was reduced you can get them in the outdoors shops... ask for walking socks

Pretty much this with a inbuilt second sock or a pair of hiking inner socks and your normal socks(because hiking socks tend to be rather bulky). The inner material is tight Lycra which rubs against the outside sock rather then your foot. It stops the blisters which I'm assuming are a bigger problem. Most have small quantity's of silver in the lining which kills a % of the bacteria and helps with the smell also.

Defiantly worth it if you spend all day on your feet.

Spread

LyndaMcL wrote: »

lol they're not consistently smelly, they never normally smell! They just smell tonight 'cause the shoes do that to all the girls' feet in work (the guys' shoes are different)

They're not those upmarket made of Yak schitt eco shoes - so love by granola types?

vampire of kilmainham

LyndaMcL wrote: »

One kinda serious question - my feet are feckin' killing me from work! On my feet all day in special shoes, feet currently all covered in burst blisters and am limping (limped through a 9 hour shift today :rolleyes: ). :rolleyes: Anyone got any quick fix solutions?

Second question - because my feet are killing me, my boyfriend will give me a foot massage when he gets in later (he's nice like that). However, my feet also smell from the gross shoes I have to wear in work. Should I stick my feet in his face or even try get my big toe up his nose for the laugh? Yay or nay?

saw them off your fcuked....:eek::eek::eek:

RichieC

Bath them in Phosphoric acid. works like charms.

vampire of kilmainham

fill a basin with hot water then add sulphuraic acid bathe your feet in it guarenteed no more problems

cocoshovel

Go get one of those manky fish baths. I was walking through down the other day when I thought I spotted a new pet store, but no it was just a bunch of people sitting around with their feet in fish tanks while hundreds of fish ate away at the mangy hard dry skin at their feet. I nearly threw up.

Kylo Ren

This is probably the worst AH Threads I've seen

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