writing on money

unbeat

Firstly. This thread does not condone nor promote the possibly illegal activity of writing funny messages on money.

But if someone was to write a tiny tiny message or draw a little cartoon (other than an erection or boobage) on a 5, 10, 20, 50 euro note what should..i mean what would be something good to draw.

suggestions...i mean answers below.

I ask because of some shocking examples ive seen online of the dollar bill having been defaced so that the pics of g washington, jefferson etc. some had been altered to look like batman, osama or even shockingly coloured in to look like an oompa loompa.

(dammit the dollar is so much better. why oh why couldnt they put irish politicians on euro notes.)

orourkeda

a big hairy fanny

YFlyer

never saw those notes

squod

Please use this note to purchase silver and demand delivery before the euro as a currency fails.

Where To

No such thing as a euro note so


"this is a fake"

:pac:

Elmidena

"Help! Timmy's trapped in a well!"

The King of Moo

Put an X somewhere on the continent on the little map on it, and an arrow pointing to it with "Treasure here" beside it.

Lapin

I'm an exceptionally talented cartoonist.

Send me all your banknotes and I'll draw whatever you want on them !


PM me for my P.O. box address !

Dangerous Man

unbeat wrote: »

Firstly. This thread does not condone nor promote the possibly illegal activity of writing funny messages on money.

But if someone was to write a tiny tiny message or draw a little cartoon (other than an erection or boobage) on a 5, 10, 20, 50 euro note what should..i mean what would be something good to draw.

suggestions...i mean answers below.

I ask because of some shocking examples ive seen online of the dollar bill having been defaced so that the pics of g washington, jefferson etc. some had been altered to look like batman, osama or even shockingly coloured in to look like an oompa loompa.

(dammit the dollar is so much better. why oh why couldnt they put irish politicians on euro notes.)

Good thing too. Some fucking mod would run in here and lock the thread otherwise. Probably will eventually anyway. Back on topic, yeah money, cash - euros.

unbeat

Lapin wrote: »

I'm an exceptionally talented cartoonist.

Send me all your banknotes and I'll draw whatever you want on them !


PM me for my P.O. box address !

PM sent

Turpentine

Lapin wrote: »

I'm an exceptionally talented cartoonist.

Send me all your banknotes and I'll draw whatever you want on them !


PM me for my P.O. box address !

If I give you my bank details and mothers maiden name you could withdraw them yourself and we could save soooo much on postage.

Kojak

Wouldn't it be great to get a €5 note and put two zero's after the 5 to make it a €500.

That's what writing on money should be like....

Aglomerado

There was a strange girl in my class in secondary school who would write her phone number on £5 notes so that she'd get calls from random weirdos....

My kind of defacement would be more along the lines of a big fat spliff sticking out of James Joyce's mouth.

Euros don't have the same "comedy" potential.

Guill

What's wrong with a good old fashioned Cock n' Balls?

Forest Master

Sunshine! wrote: »

"Help! Timmy's trapped in a well!"

He said "funny" - not really crap.

Mr Benevolent

Guill wrote: »

What's wrong with a good old fashioned Cock n' Balls?

Very old fashioned - that idea is 3000 years old.

hardCopy

It'll be taken out of circulation once it hits a bank, new ECB rules on banknote quality. Sorry to ruin your game.

later12

I always get slightly sad when I am looking at my last €20 and someone, probably from some bank or post office, has written €500 there in pen.

Tease.

phasers

Lioncash.

im invisible

Guill wrote: »

What's wrong with a good old fashioned Cock n' Balls?

Confab wrote: »

Very old fashioned - that idea is 3000 years old.

whereas, if you drew a pussy, you'd be looking at a tradition 20,000 years old

...the first expressions of art in Europe appear to be female sexual symbols, stylized vulvae engraved in rock by the Cro-Magnon people.... These signs have also been found on carved ivory as far as Ukraine (c. 18′000-15′000 B.C.)

stovelid

My Dad is a Republican and when we lived in England would sometimes deface bank notes by giving the queen a moustache if he had a pen to hand. This ranged from a modest Hitler creation right up to a luxuriant Kitchener job, the latter presumably in times of particularly intense moments of anti-monarchical pique.

He also sometimes let me do it which I really enjoyed.

He also showed me how to fold the bank note over so that the line of the Queen's jaw looked just like an arse.

hardCopy

stovelid wrote: »

My Dad is a Republican and when we lived in England would sometimes deface bank notes by giving the queen a moustache if he had a pen to hand. This ranged from a modest Hitler creation right up to a luxuriant Kitchener job, the latter presumably in times of particularly intense moments of anti-monarchical pique.

He also sometimes let me do it which I really enjoyed.

He also showed me how to fold the bank note over so that the line of the Queen's jaw looked just like an arse.

We used to fold up the old Cúig Punt notes to make a rude word:P

Micky Dolenz

Dangerous Man wrote: »

Good thing too. Some fucking mod would run in here and lock the thread otherwise. Probably will eventually anyway. Back on topic, yeah money, cash - euros.

*Brings out doll and in a soft voice speaks*

Point to where the bad mod touched you.

Herb Powell

How is it illegal?

"Help! I'm trapped in the ATM!"

The King of Moo

"Red Fox, the microfilm will be under the bench in St. Stephen's Green at 9am on Friday. Come alone!"

Alter-Ego

Deleted User wrote: »

"Help! I'm trapped in the ATM!"

As a previous poster said, they're taken out of circulation once they get to a bank, sadly.

Stick to willies and naked ladies!

ejmaztec

I've got an old 10p coin that someone engraved "UVF" on.:(