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Awkward moment on the bus this morning!

Ghandee · 2011-06-15 20:04:30

You know the drill guys....... So, got on the bus heading to work as normal this morning as per usual, the journey was its usual boring routine. Next thing I know this stunning Thai lady gets on, sits right across from me, starts pouting and obviously giving me the eye. Don't take an erection I thought, please, don't take…

15-06-2011 8:04pm

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You know the drill guys.......

So, got on the bus heading to work as normal this morning as per usual, the journey was its usual boring routine.
Next thing I know this stunning Thai lady gets on, sits right across from me, starts pouting and obviously giving me the eye.

Don't take an erection I thought, please, don't take an erection!

But she fcukin did!:eek:

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#2 15-06-2011 8:06pm

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#3 15-06-2011 8:06pm

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Ghandee wrote: »

You know the drill guys.......

So, got on the bus heading to work as normal this morning as per usual, the journey was its usual boring routine.
Next thing I know this stunning Thai lady gets on, sits right across from me, starts pouting and obviously giving me the eye.

Don't take an erection I thought, please, don't take an erection!

But she fcukin did!:eek:

How do you know?

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#4 15-06-2011 8:07pm

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Well, there goes my dinner....

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#5 15-06-2011 8:08pm

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She got an erection ?

How unfortunate.

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#6 15-06-2011 8:10pm

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jprender wrote: »

She got an erection ?

How unfortunate.

No, she took it apparently

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#7 15-06-2011 8:13pm

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jprender wrote: »

She got an erection ?

How unfortunate.

I thought so too, or perhaps OP simply refers to his penis as female, whereas stunning Thai Lady may refer to hers as it :pac:

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#8 15-06-2011 8:13pm

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If you pay the ransom and don't tell the cops...She gives it back?

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#9 15-06-2011 8:14pm

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lol funnier now than it was two weeks ago on the sickipedia hottest jokes section

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#10 15-06-2011 8:15pm

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Sounds like the start of an Irish version of american pie.

Still confused by OP though

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#11 15-06-2011 8:15pm

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She was obviously having a seizure, happens all the time on buses.

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#12 15-06-2011 8:17pm

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lookin at op i doubt it*

*although have no idea how op looks

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#13 15-06-2011 8:23pm

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you saw what apeared to be a hot thai lady who was actualy a stereotypical hot lookin thai shemale? doubt that

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#14 15-06-2011 8:25pm

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what the fcuk does "take an erection" mean?

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#15 15-06-2011 8:26pm

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She took his erection, or what ?

Maybe he means she took him in hand

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#16 15-06-2011 8:27pm

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What a CRAP thread.

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#17 15-06-2011 8:27pm

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Maybe she "took" it in her mouth while the crowded bus looked on.

Fap city!

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#18 15-06-2011 8:32pm

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She was one of those Ladyboys :eek:

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#19 15-06-2011 8:39pm

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Vicxas wrote: »

Well, there goes my dinner....

Did it knock over the table?

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#20 15-06-2011 8:42pm

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robbie1977 wrote: »

She was one of those Ladyboys :eek:

Here Catchphrase, say what you see.

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#21 15-06-2011 8:43pm

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ReacherCreature wrote: »

What a CRAP thread.

Agreed. Perhaps we should ask the OP if he was titilated by the experience with the suspected shemale.

And perhaps the most pressing question is whether or not a shemale could be trusted to make a proper sandwich.

Your thoughts...

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#22 15-06-2011 8:47pm

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There is the standard "explain the offside rule" test.

There are other tests,but this one involves less exchange of bodily fluids.

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#23 15-06-2011 8:48pm

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SeaFields wrote: »

what the fcuk does "take an erection" mean?

Was just thinking the same thing myself. Take it where? Was a picture taken? Did someone 'receive' it? I could go on with the possible interpretations of that ridiculous phrase, but....nah.

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#24 15-06-2011 8:49pm

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ReacherCreature wrote: »

What a CRAP thread.

The septic tank called and wants its sh1t back.

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#25 15-06-2011 8:49pm

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Was was a ladyboy doing sitting down near the engine? Something was bound to pop up.

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#26 15-06-2011 8:51pm

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Ghandee wrote: »

You know the drill guys.......

I don't know that drill at all. It's not clear what you're talking about.

Take an erection???

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#27 15-06-2011 8:52pm

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OP I'm begging you to explain what in good fcuk 'take an erection' means

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#28 15-06-2011 8:54pm

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#29 15-06-2011 8:55pm

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I'm afraid I don't know the drill. Maybe I'm alone on this but it usually takes more than a girl sitting across from me on a bus for me to know she's interested...

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#30 15-06-2011 8:56pm

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phasers wrote: »

OP I'm begging you to explain what in good fcuk 'take an erection' means

I don't think anyone cares now as we've all lost the will to live.

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#31 15-06-2011 8:57pm

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Ghandee wrote: »

You know the drill guys.......

So, got on the bus heading to work as normal this morning as per usual, the journey was its usual boring routine.
Next thing I know this stunning Thai lady gets on, sits right across from me, starts pouting and obviously giving me the eye.

Don't take an erection I thought, please, don't take an erection!

But she fcukin did!:eek:

Sorry OP the circumcision thread is that way!!

At least you're old enough to be able to choose for yourself though!

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#32 15-06-2011 9:11pm

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Then you woke up and smelt fresh coffee.

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#33 15-06-2011 9:16pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=71792730&postcount=809

:rolleyes:

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#34 15-06-2011 9:19pm

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kfallon wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=71792730&postcount=809

:rolleyes:

Oh Ghandee. If you're going to steal jokes at least get them right

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#35 15-06-2011 9:23pm

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CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Search the web for 'meatspin' to find out. Personally, I'm surprised they allowed that behaviour on the bus! :eek:

I have a totally different opinion of the OP now.

doh ! *googled it* seriously, and my dad sat beside me watching the tv!

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#36 15-06-2011 9:27pm

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al28283 wrote: »

Oh Ghandee. If you're going to steal jokes at least get them right

Sorry, was watching the apprentice......

Never seen that thread, copied text message, received earlier.

Did I write take an erection?

I misspelled heart attack with erection.

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#37 15-06-2011 9:29pm

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Ghandee wrote: »

Sorry, was watching the apprentice......

Never seen that thread, copied text message, received earlier.

Did I write take an erection?

I misspelled heart attack with erection.

oh I get it, you are not smart. That explains everything

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#38 15-06-2011 9:30pm

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al28283 wrote: »

oh I get it, you are not smart. That explains everything

correct Jim. I'm not smart, I'm Ghandee!

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#39 15-06-2011 9:31pm

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so you meant "don't take an heart attack"?

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#40 15-06-2011 9:34pm

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this thread has failed

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#41 15-06-2011 9:36pm

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al28283 wrote: »

Oh Ghandee. If you're going to steal jokes at least get them right

There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas.

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#42 15-06-2011 9:37pm

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phasers wrote: »

so you meant "don't take an heart attack"?

Yes.

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#43 15-06-2011 9:39pm

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al28283 wrote: »

this thread has failed

No I won't.

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#44 16-06-2011 10:26am

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Oooh.
Nasty.
We're done here.

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