Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

Would you date Principal Skinner?

  • 13-06-2011 8:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭


    A question really for the ladies but would appreciate guy's opinions too. A friend of mine is going out with someone who is 38. She says that he is a great all round guy with one exception. He refers to his mother as 'Mumsy' and whenever she comes to visit (she lives about three hours away) he forgets about everyone else. It also became apparent that his tastes in food, film, general likes and dislikes are all his mother's opinions which he has adopted. He is the only son and has four sisters. His father died about twenty years ago. I think this is a sign of something weird and my friend should get out while she can. They have been together about two years and she says he is getting worse with his 'mumsy' obsession. What do the rest of you think?


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Sounds more like Norman Bates than Principle Skinner tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Everyone needs to be loved!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Well I think ...I think ...er ...eh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Now...

    Now let....

    Now let me.......

    Now let me think!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Skinner! :mad:


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I love my Mammy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,644 ✭✭✭cml387


    Personally I think Mrs Krabappel could have done a lot better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    does he call hamburgers steamed hams?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Why not. Skinner wouldn't hurt a fly.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Sounds like he caught teh ghey!


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,560 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    smugchik wrote: »
    A question really for the ladies but would appreciate guy's opinions too. A friend of mine is going out with someone who is 38. She says that he is a great all round guy with one exception. He refers to his mother as 'Mumsy' and whenever she comes to visit (she lives about three hours away) he forgets about everyone else. It also became apparent that his tastes in food, film, general likes and dislikes are all his mother's opinions which he has adopted. He is the only son and has four sisters. His father died about twenty years ago. I think this is a sign of something weird and my friend should get out while she can. They have been together about two years and she says he is getting worse with his 'mumsy' obsession. What do the rest of you think?

    General rule with Irish guys, how they treat their mum is how they'll eventually treat you.

    General rule with Irish girls, they love bastards, but they'll always complain that all guys are bastards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,700 ✭✭✭tricky D


    Not his real mother. He's really an impostor. Can't say more due to penalty of torture.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    After your friend speaks with him on the phone, does his mother hide his car keys?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Do they fight over the inflatable bath pillow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    aurora borealis?
    in your kitchen?
    at this time of year?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    FatherLen wrote: »
    aurora borealis?
    in your kitchen?
    at this time of year?
    ... May I see it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    phasers wrote: »
    ... May I see it?

    Oh, erm... No.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭smugchik


    bonerm wrote: »
    Why not. Skinner wouldn't hurt a fly.

    I know that people write lol all the time, but I really have burst out laughing. Can't wait to show her this. Especially as I have made the Norman Bates reference before but thought that it was just my usual synicism... Thank you for making me laugh on an otherwise dull Monday...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    I'd say things will get better when she passes away but she will probably walk in on him someday after the wedding.....him dressed in his mother's clothes and her corpse sitting up in a chair JUDGING HIM!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    Whats his name, Arman tanzarian?


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Acacia wrote: »
    Do they fight over the inflatable bath pillow?

    Yes, he also takes a 90 minute detour home as he is not allowed drive through the tunnel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    "move to the front of the line seymore"

    "I'm not principal of line mother"

    "...and you never will be"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    Yeah, he sounds like a lunatic, to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    Is he still on the tit?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    She should start to gallop away when she hears him looking for 'bitty'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    He doesn't live with his mother, she lives with him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    This is what the future holds..... "I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Acacia wrote: »
    Do they fight over the inflatable bath pillow?

    If they're not careful they will end up on an episode of Cops.

    wait until the mother moves in with them - then the "fun" will start!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭Wetai


    Hah!


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    anyway.

    so what? he's a mummy's boy.

    long as the sex is good and he's not tight with the cash, and doesn't act crazy, who gives a f**k?


Advertisement