Leave no witnesses

fedor.2.

http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20110211/news/702119847/#ixzz1E9kZfpNe

These kids are gonna go far

A 16-year-old Arlington Heights boy told police he poisoned and killed three fish because he “didn’t want to leave any witnesses,” according to Arlington Heights police.
The boy is charged with residential burglary and cruelty to animals for his role in a Jan. 24 break-in on the 2100 block of South Goebbert Road. Another 15-year-old Arlington Heights boy and 17-year-old Des Plaines boy also face residential burglary charges, said Sgt. Mike Hernandez of the Arlington Heights Police Department.

All three will be tried in juvenile court.
“As a matter of fact, it’s a little disturbing,” Hernandez said. “According to the police report, he looked at the fish tank and said ‘We can’t leave any witnesses.’”
The boys targeted the apartment complex because they knew it had been evacuated after a Jan. 19 fire, Hernandez said.
According to police, the boys pried open a door and stole a video game system, CD player, 30 video games, 30 DVDs, a BB gun, jewelry and a safe.

When the residents returned home they also found hot sauce, mustard, ketchup and spices had been poured into their fish tank and three goldfish floating at the top, police said.
Police were able to track down some of the stolen items the boys sold to local pawn shops, Hernandez said.
Read more: http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20110211/news/702119847/#ixzz1P5suqYrl

orourkeda

Great

fedor.2.

orourkeda wrote: »

Great

Thanks for your time

Mint Sauce

Doublely stupid as well. Didn't he know goldfish only have a three second memory.

:pac:

Basq

That Billy Bass has got a big mouth anyways!

:pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other:
"How the **** do you drive this thing??"

Silverfish

irish-stew wrote: »

Doublely stupid as well. Didn't he know goldfish only have a three second memory.

:pac:

Actually no, it's 3 months.

And they can recognise colours, shapes, sounds and faces.

cml387

Silverfish wrote: »

Actually no, it's 3 months.

And they can recognise colours, shapes, sounds and faces.

Well you should know.

Silverfish

cml387 wrote: »

Well you should know.

No I'm a Silverfish so I only... wait... what's this about?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Silverfish wrote: »

Actually no, it's 3 months.

And they can recognise colours, shapes, sounds and faces.

And how exactly are they suppose to communicate this information to the police, huh? Huh? HUH????

didn't think about that one, now did ya?

Chris P. Bacon

Silverfish wrote: »

No I'm a Silverfish so I only... wait... what's this about?

What is a silverfish?

thehairyelbow

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

What is a silverfish?

Is it a fish that's silver?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

What is a silverfish?

It's a fish that's runner up to a goldfish.

Chris P. Bacon

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Is it a fish that's silver?

I was thinking that myself,but if that is the case,why aren't all fish called names by their colour?

thehairyelbow

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I was thinking that myself,but if that is the case,why aren't all fish called names by their colour?

or Frank?

Ellis Dee

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

What is a silverfish?

Something you definitely don't want to find in your wardrobe.:eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverfish

Chris P. Bacon

thehairyelbow wrote: »

or Frank?

I once knew a fish called Frank,he wasn't very nice!

thehairyelbow

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I once knew a fish called Frank,he wasn't very nice!

Sorry to hear that. Really. I just found out silverfish aren't fish. The world is all fcuked up!

Silverfish

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Sorry to hear that. Really. I just found out silverfish aren't fish. The world is all fcuked up!

I think this is probably the best time to tell you that all goldfish aren't gold either.


I'm really sorry.

Chris P. Bacon

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Sorry to hear that. Really. I just found out silverfish aren't fish. The world is all fcuked up!

Same here,its an insect not a fish!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Silverfish wrote: »

I think this is probably the best time to tell you that all goldfish aren't gold either.


I'm really sorry.

Nor are they particularly valuable on the world commodities market.

thehairyelbow

Silverfish wrote: »

I think this is probably the best time to tell you that all goldfish aren't gold either.


I'm really sorry.

:(I can't go on. What else is out there that's been a lie?

Sunnyisland

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I once knew a fish called Frank,he wasn't very nice!

I know a fish called ray
seems to get battered every friday

The Princess Bride

thehairyelbow wrote: »

:(I can't go on. What else is out there that's been a lie?

I hate to break it to you but elbows aren't hairy.....which makes you a lie too.:(



Sorry.

thehairyelbow

msthe80s wrote: »

I hate to break it to you but elbows aren't hairy.....which makes you a lie too.:(



Sorry.

Mine are. It's a medical condition.

The Princess Bride

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Mine are. It's a medical condition.

Again.
Sorry.

thehairyelbow

msthe80s wrote: »

Again.
Sorry.

That's ok. It's only three of them that's affected.;)

CrazyRabbit

Should have killed the pawn shop operator...leave no witnesses.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

Should have killed the prawn shop operator...leave no witnesses.

FYP

Think goldfish not being gold is messed up? Greyhounds are sometimes blue.

JohnMarston

Those crafty fcekers. Everyone knows goldfish make the best eyewitnesses to crime! :pac:

Shane.sf

I don't know what to say!! I'm speechless!!!!!

Shane.sf

Shane.sf wrote: »

I don't know what to say!! I'm speechless!!!!!

For once in my life!!

DrumSteve

Now they are sleeping with the fishes... cos they are fishes.


Ba-Boom.