Would you fight for someone?.

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Was in the pub one night minding my business,heard a loud bang behind me,turned around noticed table knocked aside with two girls fighting over some bloke they had their eye on,so would you fight for someone?.

YFlyer

I'd watch

Sparks43

Hope you filmed it

bonerm

Korbin Dead Mars wrote: »

Was in the pub one night minding my business,heard a loud bang behind me,turned around noticed table knocked aside with two girls fighting over some bloke they had their eye on,so would you fight for someone?.

Lucky guy. Two women competing for his favour.

I'm sure the two ladies in question were of excellent stock.

The_Kew_Tour

No fecking way.

flutterflye

That's ridiculous.

If some girl attached herself to my husband, I'd just be like "eh.. do you mind", and if I saw him and another girl kissing (or worse), I'd kill him.

But I can't think of a reason why you'd fight over a guy, especially if you weren't even going out with him.

Sparks43

bonerm wrote: »

Lucky guy. Two women competing for his favour.

I'm sure the two ladies in question were of excellent stock.

Nothing more ladylike then glassing some bitch that has there eyes on her man:pac:

wolf moon

no.

TYJ

How attractive

Chris P. Bacon

Women fight over me all the time

kc87

with my looks. yes probably only chance i would have to pull a girl

MugMugs

You failed to mention where you tripped them into a mud filled paddling pool to continue their "encounter"

Sanjuro

The last time I did anything like this was in the middle of Dunmanway in Cork at about 3 in the morning outside the local recreation of the last days of Sodom nightclub, Gatsby's. My mate's girlfriend's two younger brothers got caught up in a brawl. Myself and the mate ran in to grab them and drag them out of it. I got a headbutt for my troubles. I hate fighting. I'm shit at it. I'm more likely to hurt myself. But the girl was really concerned about her brothers.

mikemac

Twice now this happened me

See a lad push or slap his girlfriend.
I step in and try to calm the situation down
And the girl screams "ya starting on ma fella" or similar and the lad squares up to me.

You try to help the girl and she turns on you

Let them kill each other on the footpath and take a beating, sorry but next time I'm walking past

strokemyclover

I seen two women fighting over a man at the top of two flights of stairs once. Needless to say they both fell down the stairs and everyone had a great laugh rewinding the CCTV tapes after they were taken away in the ambulance......ah, good times!

stovelid

I'd fight to the last breath but only if they dared touch a hair on my head first.

Fremen

I would do anything for love.

But I wouldn't do that.

Storminateacup

I wouldn't fight for a man - any man. But if someone attacked a person I really cared about, or if they were in no position to defend themselves, then yes, I would

Cupcake_Crisis

Like fight for my right to have a go of someone?? No, never. Thats tacky.

Pandora2

Was Duty Manager at a Wedding many moons ago and it all kicked off in the loo between the bride and her cousin and their mothers who apparently had coveted that particular match for themselves!!!! Queue rendition of "It should have been me!" There was lace, satin, hair extensions, tiaras, false nails and stilettos as far as the eye could see and they were vicious, about 40 of them! Ashtrays, stools, glasses, broken mirrors the lot!! Could not even begin to intervene in fact they wound themselves down!! The groom was about 8ft tall (in reality 5' 2" and built like a wet hankie!!) Made his day!! Mine too, they were all gone in 4 hours!!

Caught America's Toughest Prisons the other night it brought me back!!!!:D

bryaner

Korbin Dead Mars wrote: »

Was in the pub one night minding my business,heard a loud bang behind me,turned around noticed table knocked aside with two girls fighting over some bloke they had their eye on,so would you fight for someone?.

Add some mud, sit and enjoy.

Elliemental

Korbin Dead Mars wrote: »

Was in the pub one night minding my business,heard a loud bang behind me,turned around noticed table knocked aside with two girls fighting over some bloke they had their eye on,so would you fight for someone?.

No. I just wish the scrags would give us some advance warning. That way I could sell tickets.

krudler

never a bucket of jelly or tub of baby oil around when you need it eh?

Ficheall

OP should possibly make his question clearer.

Chuck Stone

Unclear question. But anyway..

If someone asked me 'will you beat him up'?

No. In fact I'd be angry with them for asking.

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If someone was beating up someone I care for.

Yes (if they didn't start it).

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If an adult was beating a child on the street?

Yes.

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Boyfriend and girfriend?

Not my fight but I might try to split it up if one was in danger of being badly hurt.

suicide_circus

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Women fight over me all the time

Thats a coincidence, Women fight under me all the time.

smokedeels

In slow montion, to the tune of "Hero" by Enrique Iglesias? Yes, I would.

hatrickpatrick

If two girls were physically fighting over me... I'd most likely want nothing further to do with either of them.

Dunny

Were they good looking? If so and you didnt chuck water over them then shame on you OP..

sollar

stovelid wrote: »

I'd fight to the last breath but only if they dared touch a hair on my head first.

Is that you wayne? How's the transplant going?

candy-gal1

I would if it was justified, theres no point fighting with someone because you both fancy the same guy (v childish and pointless imho) but if someone goes out of their way to make your life hell and s*** for no reason whatsoever and unprovoked then if i got the chance to fight back physically i definitly would

orourkeda

Korbin Dead Mars wrote: »

Was in the pub one night minding my business,heard a loud bang behind me,turned around noticed table knocked aside with two girls fighting over some bloke they had their eye on,so would you fight for someone?.

Only if I got sucked off by the winner

Marguerite Tonery

There must have been a lot of drink involved. I can't contemplate how two women would get into a fist fight unless the anger centre in their brains was activated due to excess alcohol consumption.

orourkeda

Marguerite Tonery wrote: »

There must have been a lot of drink involved. I can't contemplate how two women would get into a fist fight unless the anger centre in their brains was activated due to excess alcohol consumption.

http://theboobsla.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/bitch-fight.jpg

sollar

Women fighting is just horrible. They sound like two wagons.

BBDBB

fightings not the answer

put them at oppositie corners of the room and put the bloke they are fighting over in the middle, then they each have to try to lure him in whatever way they think will work.....................Im sure theres a TV series in this

Pandora2

BBDBB wrote: »

fightings not the answer

put them at oppositie corners of the room and put the bloke they are fighting over in the middle, then they each have to try to lure him in whatever way they think will work.....................Im sure theres a TV series in this

I think it's being done, can't recall the name maybe, Take me Out?...1 fella, performing like a monkey whilst 30 or so girls decide whether they want to go on a date with him or not!! Classy TV:rolleyes:

hondasam

Is there any man worth fighting for.

booboo88

hondasam wrote: »

Is there any man worth fighting for.

Never!

hondasam

booboo88 wrote: »

Never!

agree

Kevin Duffy

That's always happening to me. I always just step in and say "No need to fight girls you can both have me". They always agree and we all go and have sexytime laugh at me and stop fighting.

hondasam

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

That's always happening to me. I always just step in and say "No need to fight girls you can both have me". They always agree and we all go and have sexytime laugh at me and stop fighting.

you are not worth fighting over.

stovelid

sollar wrote: »

Is that you wayne? How's the transplant going?

This joke has plunged me into the choppy waves of subcultural confusion but I may thank it just to give the impression I understand the joke.