Are we prepared for a zombie invasion?

ejmaztec

Are there any plans in Ireland for this eventuality, or is it the usual "sure it'll be grand" attitude?



http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2011/0610/breaking35.html

UK city 'unprepared' for zombie invasion


A city council in Britain has been forced to admit it has no plans to deal with a zombie invasion.
A “concerned citizen” used freedom of information laws to reveal what plans Leicester City Council had to deal with a Dawn of the Dead -style attack.
Amused by the request, the council had to admit no such plans existed. But a council spokeswoman reassured other concerned citizens that while there were no specific plans for a zombie invasion, aspects of its emergency plan might be able to be used in such a situation.
The request, signed by a “concerned citizen”, asked: “Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion?
“Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.
“Please provide any information you may have.”
Lynn Wyeth, the council’s head of information governance, said: “We’ve had a few wacky ones before but this one did make us laugh.
“To you it might seem frivolous and a waste of time, but to different people it actually means something. Everybody has their own interests and their own reasons for asking these questions.”

aidan_walsh

We're very concerned, but preparing.

Absurdum

I'll throw my iodine tablets at em

thehairyelbow

I'm keeping me candles crossed and me finger lit so I am.

Biggins

Absurdum wrote: »

I'll throw my iodine tablets at em

LOL

Thats about all they are useful for! :pac:

ejmaztec

aidan_walsh wrote: »

We're very concerned, but preparing.

The anoraks won't save us:eek:

cosmicfart

Yes we are, we have loads of pubs to hide in.

Hande hoche!

According to World War Z everything turns out alright here.

Sanjuro

Just get everyone to occupy the upper floors in all the abandoned ghost estate apartment blocks, and wait out the invasion. Problem solved.

Tim the Enchanter

Ah sure aren't we a neutral country. Sure what would they want invading our good little country.

Biggins

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

Ah sure aren't we a neutral country. Sure what would they want invading our good little country.

For the leprechaun pot of gold don't ya know!
Sure all rainbows start and end here and lord knows we've had a few of them!

Professey Chin

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

Ah sure aren't we a neutral country. Sure what would they want invading our good little country.

Our brai............
*looks around*
Nevermind

Seachmall

I'm prepared, I've picked out my fort (a castle I've access to) and can get food. I also have access to 1 rifle and may be able to access several more plus shotguns (these aren't confirmed though).

amacachi

I'm ready anyway, have half a dozen spots picked out here and in dublin for when it happens.

jimthemental

I've a hurley, baseball bat, toyota corolla and a pack of coco pops....calm yourselves ladies I'll protect ye.

Opelfruit

Hande hoche! wrote: »

According to World War Z everything turns out alright here.

We should bomb the hell out of Dublin anyway, just to be certain!

Hookah

I always have second-hand record collection within easy reach.

CatFromHue

are these the traditional slow moving zombies from world war Z or the fast and agile zombies from 28 days later?

jimthemental

Opelfruit wrote: »

We should bomb the hell out of Dublin anyway, just to be certain!

And burn down Tipperary, most of the structures are wood and straw so it'll be simple enough.

Seachmall

CatFromHue wrote: »

are these the traditional slow moving zombies from world war Z or the fast and agile zombies from 28 days later?

Always the slow zombies. These 21 century 'zombie' things are a fucking joke.

ejmaztec

jimthemental wrote: »

And burn down Tipperary, most of the structures are wood and straw so it'll be simple enough.

I thought they only had lengths of hardened cowsh1t?

jimthemental

ejmaztec wrote: »

I thought they only had lengths of hardened cowsh1t?

That's only round Michael Lowrey's place where he produces vast quantities of shíte for the local proletariat.

sensibleken

lidl are selling chainsaws on a stick! ive got mine

ejmaztec

jimthemental wrote: »

That's only round Michael Lowrey's place where he produces vast quantities of shíte for the local proletariat.

I suppose the ones with sh1t for brains will survive the zombie onslaught.

jimthemental

ejmaztec wrote: »

I suppose the ones with sh1t for brains will survive the zombie onslaught.

Where do you think the plague will start in the first place? I'm telling you it's already started and he has them trained to vote. I should start posting the conspiracy forum.

GavRedKing

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** Thats Mickey Dolenz please **

johngalway

ejmaztec wrote: »

Are there any plans in Ireland for this eventuality

*Eyes up gunsafe*

Well, I've prepared for it, guess the rest of ye are Zombie bait though :P :pac:

13spanner

jimthemental wrote: »

I've a hurley, baseball bat, toyota corolla and a pack of coco pops....calm yourselves ladies I'll protect ye.

I love this guy