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Let there be light!

  • 10-06-2011 9:44am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭


    The candle light thread just put this question in my head. When it comes to ‘loving’ do you guys prefer keeping the lights on or off? Personally I like to keep the lights on, otherwise it defeats the purpose. I absolutely want to see her and especially so if she or we are both in uniform. So do you dwell in the darkness or have you seen the light?

    Lights on or off? 41 votes

    Yes, let there be light.
    0% 0 votes
    No, I lurk in the darkness.
    78% 32 votes
    Forever alone.
    21% 9 votes


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Just depends on the mood to be honest - and what your doing or want to do with/without extra toys.

    I'm being honest here just in regards myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I keep the lights on.

    If they're ugly, I just use Chef's pleasure bag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    A good rule of thumb is:

    (light intensity)x(combined weight)/(number of pints) = constant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Lights off. I just think it's sexier. and I don't want her to see my sweatly ballbag speeding towards her face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Dark better enhances the element of surprise, I find.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    keep the lights off - save on the electricity bill....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,638 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I find that the stroboscopic effect of wearing dayglo condoms in a dark environment triggers photosensitive epileptic seizures.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    It depends. If you're doing it in the kitchen keeping the lights off can be kinda dangerous.......learned that one the hard way...(no pun intended)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Some of the yokes I have been with, it was essential to turn the light off!

    Otherwise my arse got burnt by the light bulb! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I find that the stroboscopic effect of wearing dayglo condoms in a dark environment triggers photosensitive epileptic seizures.

    Try having a MFM threesome with them on...looks like a scene from Star Wars..


    I've said too much....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    Makes no odds to me, if the light is already on then it gets left on and if it's off then it gets left off. Lighting is usually the last thing on my mind ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Try having a MFM threesome with them on...looks like a scene from Star Wars..


    I've said too much....



    You surely have.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    TheZohan wrote: »
    Try having a MFM threesome with them on...looks like a scene from Star Wars..


    I've said too much....

    **** that you haven't said enough. Go on? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    lights on as I like to see the expressions :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    lights on ;)
    I never understand why people turn the lights out during ;), its just nicer and more erotic imho :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    I never understand why people turn the lights out during ;)

    So, everytime someone posts this: ;) we have to turn on the lights.

    I don't think I'm going to be posting this smilie anytime soon...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Lights off also offers a better excuse for 'mistakenly' going up the Brenda Fricker.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    The candle light thread just put this question in my head. When it comes to ‘loving’ do you guys prefer keeping the lights on or off? Personally I like to keep the lights on, otherwise it defeats the purpose. I absolutely want to see her and especially so if she or we are both in uniform. So do you dwell in the darkness or have you seen the light?

    what sort of uniforms please elaborate :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 850 ✭✭✭Hookah


    Lights on.

    Lights off seems a bit Catholic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Lights off, if they're left on she might see the camera crew.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Lights off. The sound of a woman crying is enough without having to see it as well.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,598 ✭✭✭✭prinz


    Either, depending on the situation


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    How can I look at myself in the mirror with the lights off?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Lights off. The sound of a woman crying is enough without having to see it as well.


    what the hell are you a rapist??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    WindSock wrote: »
    How can I look at myself in the mirror with the lights off?


    you stud ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    OSI wrote: »
    are you saying no?

    NO, im not


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    what the hell are you a rapist??

    Maybe he's just too big for any woman to handle.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    WindSock wrote: »
    How can I look at myself in the mirror with the lights off?

    http://www.caplamps.co.uk/images/products/large/helmets/dula_miners_safety_helmet_lamp.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Light off Blinds open. My jasus instant horn


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    Strobe light!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    never mind the light you sometimes need a map too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    WindSock wrote: »
    Crash helmet would be more my style.

    A strap-on one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Lights off. The sound of a woman crying is enough without having to see it as well.

    This could be for two reasons, for you I hope it's not this one.

    Or is this it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    This could be for two reasons, for you I hope it's not this one.

    Or is this it?

    im in work so theres no way im clicking on them links :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Lights off if it's with a Boardsie.

    Lights on otherwise, as it's easier to hold them down when you can see their arms & legs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Lights off if it's with a Boardsie.

    Lights on otherwise, as it's easier to hold them down when you can see their arms & legs.


    some seriously disturbed people posting on here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    Lights on ,and covers off, you have to be able to see the her body whilst the epic plunging is taking place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Lights on ,and covers off, you have to be able to see the her body whilst the epic plunging is taking place.

    im sure you mean muff diving


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    im sure you mean muff diving


    Plunging it in then thrusting..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Plunging it in then thrusting..

    Sinking the Banana would have been better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    This could be for two reasons, for you I hope it's not this one.

    Or is this it?

    Oh Christ I wish I could say it was the second one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    It's not something that matters to me either way.

    I wouldn't stop in the throws of passion and go "hang on a minute" and run over and turn the lights on or off.

    If they're on, they're on, if they're off, they're off.

    Which poll answer do I click? Forever alone?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Karamoja


    Lights on of course! A lamp or something not too strong is good.

    Why would anyone want to have sex in the pitch black? Unless the bird is not a bird but a heifer. And I'm sure the bird wants to see you too, unless...

    Anyway, I want to see it all. Although in the dark I think I have more staying power because I'm less turned on due to the fact that I'm blind.


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