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'Boardspeak'

BengaLover · 2011-06-09 19:56:44

My favourite has to be the standard response to any tongue in cheek/sarcastic comment posted on any forums but After Hours: 'Save it for AH mate':D Whats your favourite 'boardspeak' and did you make any up of your own.

09-06-2011 7:56pm

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My favourite has to be the standard response to any tongue in cheek/sarcastic comment posted on any forums but After Hours:
'Save it for AH mate':D

Whats your favourite 'boardspeak' and did you make any up of your own.

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#2 09-06-2011 7:58pm

pow wow

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Blast them with p1ss?

With my mod hat on it would be 'this isn't AH'.

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#3 09-06-2011 7:59pm

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Your ma

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#4 09-06-2011 8:00pm

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Atari Jaguar

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#5 09-06-2011 8:01pm

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BengaLover wrote: »

Whats your favourite 'boardspeak' and did you make any up of your own.

One that I've been using recently in the real world is addressing somebody you have a particular dislike for.

"Rusty cnut bucket".

Feel free to use it.

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#6 09-06-2011 8:01pm

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Please read the charter.

Please read the charter.

Please read the charter.

Please read the charter.

Please...please ...the charter...read...please...read it...the charter...read...please...read...

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#7 09-06-2011 8:02pm

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Oh and we all know the best word coined by boards was 'Crapfork'.

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#8 09-06-2011 8:02pm

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**** puncher

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#9 09-06-2011 8:03pm

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Pics or gtfo

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#10 09-06-2011 8:03pm

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MOD NOTE:

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#11 09-06-2011 8:07pm

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FYI
...
has so many altenate meanings...

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#12 09-06-2011 8:08pm

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/stupid thread

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#13 09-06-2011 8:11pm

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BengaLover wrote: »

FYI
...
has so many altenate meanings...

What does fyi
mean.

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#14 09-06-2011 8:13pm

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Who wants a kick in the face?

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#15 09-06-2011 8:17pm

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R.Rated / retard.

Not really boardspeak, but still a memorable moment in boards.ie history.

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#16 09-06-2011 8:19pm

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Fluckin' Cluchies/Polish/Priests/Queen/Sarkozy and so on and so forth.

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#17 09-06-2011 8:19pm

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#18 09-06-2011 8:20pm

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Micky Dolenz wrote: »

/stupid thread

I agree.

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/need to get out more

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:rolleyes:

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#21 09-06-2011 8:26pm

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liah wrote: »

R.Rated / retard.

Not really boardspeak, but still a memorable moment in boards.ie history.

Simply brilliant.

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#22 09-06-2011 8:32pm

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"pics or GTFO"

Think this is an internet thing, rather than a boards thing.

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#23 09-06-2011 8:40pm

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John Q Public's Tax Eurons.

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#24 09-06-2011 8:57pm

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120_Minutes wrote: »

John Q Public's Tax Eurons.

Especially in the middle of a Steve.

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#26 09-06-2011 9:16pm

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Fizman wrote: »

One that I've been using recently in the real world is addressing somebody you have a particular dislike for.

"Rusty cnut bucket".

Feel free to use it.

Thanks Ari

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I seem to be always getting my coat???

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#29 09-06-2011 9:48pm

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Moderately,

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Attack the post and not the poster.

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Taken from the Mod Forum.

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#33 10-06-2011 8:42am

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Silverfish wrote: »

Especially in the middle of a Steve.

Hey leave us outta it.

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Theres was a thread that entitled "Do good looks lead to more success in life?" and somebody said

"We must ask the opinions of UglyBolloxFace, as his views could be critical to this debate!" :D

Oh one word:

UglyBolloxFace

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Dravokivich wrote: »

"Thanks Whore"

And the little mentioned:

"Thanks, Whore."

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Attack the post and not the poster.

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#42 10-06-2011 10:35am

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My fav lately is on this link.

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#43 10-06-2011 10:42am

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Please welcome your new overlord
I for one welcome our new overlord

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#44 10-06-2011 10:46am

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In soviet Russia ... boardspeak something something something something.

I like those because I can't do them

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liah wrote: »

R.Rated / retard.

Not really boardspeak, but still a memorable moment in boards.ie history.

What is the background on that?

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#46 10-06-2011 11:03am

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#47 10-06-2011 11:06am

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What is the background on that?

A question for Pighead

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#48 10-06-2011 11:22am

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Seachmall wrote: »

A question for Pighead

haha, I completely forgot about that'un.

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EverEvolving wrote: »

In soviet Russia ... boardspeak something something something something.

I like those because I can't do them

In Soviet Russia, Russian Reversal joke makes you!

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Self Re-Reg.
Self-Unbanned.

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For Forks Sake wrote: »

Moderately,

Bollockchops

:rolleyes:

Ohh someones not welcome in the Politics forum:p

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