Your Favourite Pick-Up Lines

UsernameInUse

I was ordering a pint last night when this guy (seemingly having dropped down to Earth within the last five seconds) walked up to the girl beside me and uttered a sentence I thought I'd never be so unfortunate to hear..."Have you got a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes". It was so embarrassing, the noise from the bar seemed to pause immediately and look in our direction in genuine despair. Making an effort to inform the others that it wasn't me, I was making faces as in 'God, look at your man...'. The barman didn't know where to look.

The worst part was, she left the bar with him. I used it a few times throughout the rest of the night but no luck....

Jimmy Garlic

"Do you clean your clothes with mr sheen?.... Because I see myself in your pants"

newbee22

My personal fav- 'Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?' Success rate....about 95%

Saila

so do you come here often

*nudges stool in*

kfallon

"Any chance I can rasher the gee off ya?" :pac:

It worked tho.....well when I say worked I mean I got a slap in the face....it was an affectionate slap tho

UsernameInUse

Saila wrote: »

so do you come here often

*nudges stool in*

God, Saila..that's a real culchie one...

Usually followed by "can you cut turf?" :pac:

Daniel S

The Classic:

"Those are nice legs, what time do they open?"


G...G...G..Giggedy Giggedy Goo!


:pac:

Saila

kfallon wrote: »

"Any chance I can rasher the gee off ya?" :pac:

It worked tho.....well when I say worked I mean I got a slap in the face....it was an affectionate slap tho

why would you want to flick/slap her gee

Asphyxia

'Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

It NEVER worked!!

Jimmy Garlic

"If I was an astronaut, I'd orbit around Uranus"

Chris P. Bacon

"I'm not trying to impress you,but i am Batman"

"Get your coat,you've pulled"

"Hows your belly for a lodger"

UsernameInUse

Asphyxia wrote: »

'Are you wearing space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

It NEVER worked!!

Do pick-up lines, EVER WORK?

scheister

was working in a hotel when i was younger. collecting plates off a table only a women in her mid twenties sitting at the table turned to her anything else? tea coffee Me? to this day im not sure how it actually work.

Niles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILOQSlDDp4

kfallon

Saila wrote: »

why would you want to flick/slap her gee

To get her wetter than an otters pocket :pac:

Daniel S

"Do you have any Irish in you?"
"Want some?"

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*Hot woman hops on a bus that has no seats left*
"Ah, come 'ere, sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up!"

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"Smile if you want to sleep with me"

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"That shirt is very becoming on you. If I was that shirt I'd be coming on you too. "

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"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"


I'm going to have a restraining order someday.....

Einhard

Wanna go halves on a baxtard?

It always worked. Though never in the way I intended.:(

Saila

UsernameInUse wrote: »

God, Saila..that's a real culchie one...

Usually followed by "can you cut turf?" :pac:

and another one...
"is the sarcasm detector broken? I could hear it from the other side of the room!"

Conor108

"Get your coat, I've got a knife"

Eric Cartman

"Ive got more sweets in the van"

eco2live

That seat looks a bit soft. Do you want to sit on something harder?

Saila

kfallon wrote: »

To get her wetter than an otters pocket :pac:

where if from/who I hang around with, a rasher is a really hard flick on the arse with 2 fingers which lads give to each other...usually when their head is under something that will hurt :pac:

Princess Peach

Australian guy to Princess Peach-

"Can I give you an Australian kiss? Its like a French kiss, except down under."

epgc3fyqirnbsx

How would ya like to be buried with my people?

Pherekydes

"Your chariot awaits, my Lady."

Or sometimes I simply text her, "I'm outside"

kfallon

Saila wrote: »

where if from/who I hang around with, a rasher is a really hard flick on the arse with 2 fingers which lads give to each other...usually when their head is under something that will hurt :pac:

That's a 'cheeser' ffs! :pac:

UsernameInUse

Princess Peach wrote: »

Australian guy to Princess Peach-

"Can I give you an Australian kiss? Its like a French kiss, except down under."

Did it work? :pac:

Daniel S

UsernameInUse wrote: »

Did it work? :pac:

+1

Hurricane-Dean

"Wanna know how I know your wet? Your making my dick thirsty" saw it in a movie, don't think I would be brave enough to use it :pac:

Mal-Adjusted

"Quick! The FBI are after my penis! i need somewhere to hide it!"

that works surprisingly well







































at getting me arrested

Sinfonia

If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Daniel S

Sinfonia wrote: »

If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

Just posted one like it :pac:

longhalloween

Whats your favourite mythical creature?

Seriously try it. With all the twilight crap goin on most women have an immediate response

Lady Chatterton

Cataleya Strong Numerator wrote: »

How would ya like to be buried with my people?

Wasn't that an old fashioned way of proposing? Never heard it being used as a pick up line.

TommyTippee

longhalloween wrote: »

Whats your favourite mythical creature?

Seriously try it. With all the twilight crap goin on most women have an immediate response

christ almighty

Ghandee

Hello der! De ya fancy an auld riding match?

No?, you dont?

Dats ok, I'm gonna ride ya anyways!

Knex*

Do you wanna play the rape game?

No.

Thats the spirit!

Kevin Duffy

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No"

"That's the spirit!"

UsernameInUse

Knex. wrote: »

Do you wanna play the rape game?

No.

Thats the spirit!

longhalloween wrote: »

'Up for a bitta rape?'

'No!!'

'Thats the spirit!'

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No"

"That's the spirit!"

Kevin Duffy

Feck yah!

Knex*

UsernameInUse wrote: »

Haha thats priceless

P.S. I win

longhalloween

Its not rape if you beat her into consenting.

Ill leave now...

crow_eat_crow

"How would you like your belly-button tickled....

















...from the inside?"

harvester of sorrow

Do you like chicken?
You do?
Well then have a go on this(grabs crotch) its foul:pac:

GodlessInfidel

how are your ovaries for a white wash?

gungun

"You'll do"



or



"How would you like to come down a dark alley and find out what it's like to get a lead pipe across the side of your head?"

goggarvey

We're going to have sex tonight... You know why? ..




*Whisper* Because I'm stronger then you... *Whisper*

fulhamfanincork

I just stare at their boobs.

tan11ie

Hi .....hasn't failed me yet

admiralofthefleet

do you wanna go halves on a bastard

hows yer belly for a lodger

dont let this date turn into a rape

Temptamperu

goggarvey wrote: »

We're going to have sex tonight... You know why? ..




*Whisper* Because I'm stronger then you... *Whisper*

:cool: