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wayne rooney...

  • 05-06-2011 3:40am
    #1
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭


    with a mop of hair for the 2011/2012 season.

    opinions folks..?!


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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    He will be more dynamic.


  • #3
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    with jedward locks for sure....


  • #4
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    The sooner the football season starts again the better imo :(


  • #5
    Podge2k7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    Meh, its nearly 5am and im still drinking, i may sleep soon.


  • #6
    BlueBaron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    he has confirmed on twitter he has had a hair transplant!


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  • #7
    NIMAN
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,681 ✭✭✭✭NIMAN


    Just goes to prove that the general public now will take an interest in absolutely anything a 'celeb' does.

    What next? Wayne takes a dump? It was wil' smelly. Left a skid mark.


  • #8
    BlueBaron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    NIMAN wrote: »
    Just goes to prove that the general public now will take an interest in absolutely anything a 'celeb' does.

    What next? Wayne takes a dump? It was wil' smelly. Left a skid mark.

    well i dont know about you but i cant wait to see what the **** Shrek looks like next season lol


  • #9
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    x in the city wrote: »
    with a mop of hair for the 2011/2012 season.

    opinions folks..?!

    Eh, who gives a sh!te...


  • #10
    gonedrinking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    He will be more dynamic.

    He will be less aerodynamic, but yes his look will be more dynamic and thats the most important thing.

    Can someone knock up a few photoshop pics to show what he might look like next season?


  • #11
    ilovelamp2000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭ilovelamp2000


    A Gif of the possibilities:

    http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00265/rooney_265759a.gif


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  • #12
    Show Time
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭Show Time


    He must be looking to get it on with a more high class hooker then the last couple of ladies of the night he was caught with.


  • #13
    Dotsie~tmp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭Dotsie~tmp


    Takes over from Ian Dowie as the ungliest man in football.

    http://www.catflapfootball.com/uploads/fcd9d573-e392-48d3-b5a0-bd4de7e1c61f.jpg


  • #14
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    It's unlikely that it's going to suddenly make him look attractive.


  • #15
    FlutterinBantam
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    Probably not, but with 200+k a week looks don't really matter.

    Haven't you noticed??.


  • #16
    blueser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,725 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    It's unlikely that it's going to suddenly make him look attractive.
    There's an old Chinese proverb; something about not being able to polish a turd!


  • #17
    Show Time
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭Show Time


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Probably not, but with 200+k a week looks don't really matter.

    Haven't you noticed??.
    No way his bird would still be with him if he did not have any footballing skills.


  • #18
    blueser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,725 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Show Time wrote: »
    No way his bird would still be with him if he did not have any footballing skills.
    It's the ''Peter Crouch'' syndrome!


  • #19
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    His face makes my eyes sad.


  • #20
    mstan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    Show Time wrote: »
    No way his bird would still be with him if he did not have any footballing skills.

    To be fair they've been going out since they were teenagers, long before Wayne was ever famous. You do know not all "wags" are as shallow as you seem to think.


  • #21
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    x in the city wrote: »
    Wayne Rooney - with a mop of hair for the 2011/2012 season.

    opinions folks..?!

    My opinion is that you can do better in making a thread.


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  • #22
    gonedrinking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭gonedrinking


    He actually doesn't look too bad with that blond spikey hair in that gif.


  • #23
    Show Time
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,637 ✭✭✭Show Time


    mstan wrote: »
    To be fair they've been going out since they were teenagers, long before Wayne was ever famous. You do know not all "wags" are as shallow as you seem to think.
    Even as a kid Rooney was touted for superstar status as a player. It's not that much of a stretch of the imagination to see his bird planning her own little empire while on the council estate in Liverpool.


  • #24
    Turtyturd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,398 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Meh....he's no Stephen Ireland.


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    x in the city wrote: »
    with a mop of hair for the 2011/2012 season.

    opinions folks..?!

    I'm more interested in his footballing skills than his hair style.

    If it makes him feel better about himself he might score more goals.


  • #26
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Wayne Rooney is Wayne Rooney and not trying to be someone else.
    He will do whatever it takes to score on the pitch - and by the looks of things, off it.

    He's probably hoping to pick up some more granny prossies!


  • #27
    D1stant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭D1stant


    The hair transplant thing is just a PR red herring.

    This is the worlds first nanotech brain implant


  • #28
    ShamoBuc
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 33,972 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    Non event really....


  • #29
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Big Baldy Head on him


  • #30
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    D1stant wrote: »
    The hair transplant thing is just a PR red herring.

    This is the worlds first nanotech brain implant

    I would have though Becks might have been the first lined up for a brain inplant/transplant.


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  • #31
    mstan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 286 ✭✭mstan


    Biggins wrote: »
    I would have though Becks might have been the first lined up for a brain inplant/transplant.

    Why?


  • #32
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Biggins wrote: »
    I would have though Becks might have been the first lined up for a brain inplant/transplant.

    get away with that comment :mad:

    just cos he is hot and fit.:p


  • #33
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    hondasam wrote: »
    get away with that comment :mad:

    just cos he is hot and fit.:p

    LOL Yea! - Hot and fit for a brain implant/transplant.
    He's the perfect candidate! :p


  • #34
    hondasam
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    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL Yea! - Hot and for for a brain implant/transplant.
    He's the perfect candidate! :p

    touch of the green eyed monster there :D

    bet you would not mind having Victoria.


  • #35
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I heard this on the news a day or two ago. How the hell is it considered newsworthy? It's bad enough that sports is thought of as being as important as actual news without having to hear about some neanderthals hair.


  • #36
    Biggins
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    hondasam wrote: »
    ...bet you would not mind having Victoria.
    Having met the cow a number of times in Manchester while she was with the Spice Girls (have posted/commented on this previously in a thread elsewhere in celeb section) I wouldn't go near the woman with my dick if she was the last female on Earth.
    One horrible person. Fcuk no! The ultimate weedy bitch. She gives Niomi Campbell a run for her money in the competition of who is the greatest foul tempered demanding diva.
    The only thing I'd fcuk her over, would be a ditch!


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  • #37
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Biggins wrote: »
    Having met the cow a number of times in Manchester while she was with the Spice Girls (have posted/commented on this previously in a thread elsewhere in celeb section) I wouldn't go near the woman with my dick if she was the last female on Earth.
    One horrible person. Fcuk no! The ultimate weedy bitch. She gives Niomi Campbell a run for her money in the competition of who is the greatest foul tempered demanding diva.
    The only thing I'd fcuk her over, would be a ditch!


    LOL :D

    A demanding woman, you were having a bad day, that's all. :pac:


  • #38
    Biggins
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    hondasam wrote: »
    LOL :D

    A demanding woman, you were having a bad day, that's all. :pac:

    Naa, she just having a bad fcukin' century!
    A woman that behaves as if she permanently on the rag and with a stick up her arse.


  • #39
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Dotsie~tmp wrote: »
    Takes over from Ian Dowie as the ungliest man in football.

    http://www.catflapfootball.com/uploads/fcd9d573-e392-48d3-b5a0-bd4de7e1c61f.jpg
    You've obviously never heard of Luke Chadwick


  • #40
    brimal
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    mstan wrote: »
    To be fair they've been going out since they were teenagers, long before Wayne was ever famous. You do know not all "wags" are as shallow as you seem to think.

    And i'm sure Coleen never once thought of his money when she decided to stay with him after his countless affairs and meetings with prostitutes :rolleyes:


  • #41
    Show Time
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    If he was crap at football the only way he would make the local paper would be the court case section. A thoroughly nasty piece of work.


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  • #42
    FlawedGenius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,256 ✭✭✭FlawedGenius


    Needs a head transplant aswell poor f*cker!


  • #43
    Mr.Micro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,336 ✭✭✭Mr.Micro


    Hair or no hair.....lets face it he is not a looker.


  • #44
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    He should change his name to Vain Rooney.


  • #45
    x in the city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭x in the city


    Biggins wrote: »
    My opinion is that you can do better in making a thread.

    My opinion is that you should lighten up, have a beer and go back to the soccer forum for more high class entertainment


  • #46
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    brimal wrote: »
    And i'm sure Coleen never once thought of his money when she decided to stay with him after his countless affairs and meetings with prostitutes :rolleyes:

    how many affairs did he have ?

    thought it was one prostitute years ago.


  • #47
    Biggins
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    x in the city wrote: »
    ...go back to the soccer forum for more high class entertainment

    Go back? Not my section in the least. Soccer is not my 'thing'.
    (Martial arts is - I get a kick out of it!) :D


  • #48
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I suppose this is more celebrity / showbiz stuff than soccer discussion...
    So I'd suggest here:
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=895


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