Halal Board game salesmen required

tiger55

Halal Board game salesmen required

thebigbiffo

i'm...this is...what in the lords name...

RichieC

?Oh I get it... it's some BNP troglidite site.

TheZohanS

For those on mobile:

The PlayStation Network will be fully restored in the US and Europe on 2 June, Sony said.

The network was shut down in April after Sony discovered a massive security breach that involved the theft of data about 100 million accounts.

A limited service that allowed people to play games has been available since 16 May in many parts of the world.

Full restoration means players can use credit cards to buy games, music and get at other digital downloads.

The network, which serves both the PlayStation console and Sony's Qriocity music and movie service, is also being fully restored in many Asian nations apart from Hong Kong, South Korea and Japan.

Limited gaming services were also switched on last in those nations as Sony worked to convince the authorities that it had conquered the security shortcomings. Sony gave no date for the full restoration of service in those countries.

Sony said it had beefed up its security systems following the breach and had created a position of chief information security officer to oversee efforts to protect user data.

The attack led to the wide exposure of millions of accounts giving attackers access to login names, passwords and other personal details. Sony said it could not rule out the possibility that attackers had got hold fof gamers' credit card details.

However, it said, credit card companies have not reported a rise in fraud following the breach.

The attack is believed to have cost Sony in excess of 14 billion yen (£105m). The cash is being spent to provides insurance cover for gamers, pay for customer support and investigate how the attack happened.

An apology package has been offered to gamers giving them free games, extra days to use premium content and the ID insurance.

KeithM89_old

That little spinny globe on the left is pretty cool...

tiger55

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i'm...this is...what in the lords name...

I wonder what makes this game halal

RichieC

tiger55 wrote: »

I wonder what makes this game halal

What game?

Celly Smunt

tiger55 wrote: »

I wonder what makes this game halal

you can't cheat,or in other words you can't tell porkies.

prinz

tiger55 wrote: »

I wonder what makes this game halal

Maybe the tree was blessed, cut down, then hung up to let all the sap drain out of it before being turned into paper?

thebigbiffo

tiger55 wrote: »

I wonder what makes this game halal

i'm wondering pretty much everything

Dangerous Man

What?

Oranage2

Ha, its Londons version of those door to door sales -

sensibleken

another quality thread tiger55

ejmaztec

RichieC wrote: »

What game?

Pigs and Ladders

Oranage2

tiger55 wrote: »

I wonder what makes this game halal

It's a box of cards and stones - Each card has an action good or bad -

who ever gets the Used the name of Mohammed in vain card gets stoned.

Beheading hppen if you convert to Christianity

Overall its a fun game!

Adyx

Ah hahhahahah

ArtyM

pmcmahon wrote: »

you can't cheat,or in other words you can't tell porkies.

Thats just sooo bad its actually good!

tiger55

Board games eh? So instead of 'go to jail card' you go to 'beheading table'

Nodin

tiger55 wrote: »

Board games eh? So instead of 'go to jail card' you go to 'beheading table'

Hilarious. Truly.

General Zod

tiger55 wrote: »

Board games eh? So instead of 'go to jail card' you go to 'beheading table'

http://www.truelightchristianstore.com/adult-christian-games.html

BTW, board games involve dice, which some flavours of Islam prohibit.

http://www.halaalgames.co.uk/page_1222249640466.html

but of course, if you're taking your info from a BNP promotion site, all this is wasted on you.

ejmaztec

Pick a religion.
Dream up a relevant board-game.
?????????
Prophet.

pickarooney

Building Integration Games hold a strong set of priniciples; by prohibiting the use of dice, gambling and uttering obscenities etc., and following our 15 guidelines which then make it permissibale ('halal') for Muslims to also take part in game playing, our board games can be played by the World's Citizens : Every person in every nation.

From their web site.

reprazant

tiger55 wrote: »

I wonder what makes this game halal

I am wondering what you were doing on a BNP site.

biko

Halal means "ok" or similar which means they want someone to verify that the games are ok for Muslims.
Or summat.

Degsy

Lionel Ritchie converted to islam and then opened a butchers shop...

It was called "Halal..is it meat you're looking for?"

reprazant

biko wrote: »

Halal means "ok" or similar which means they want someone to verify that the games are ok for Muslims.
Or summat.

According to Wiki,

Halal (Arabic:حلال, ḥalāl; means lawful or legal) is a term designating any object or an action which is permissible to use or engage in, according to Islamic law.

tiger55

biko wrote: »

Halal means "ok" or similar which means they want someone to verify that the games are ok for Muslims.
Or summat.

Look how many muslim shopkeepers sell booze, it is because they have make a fortune out of it. Islmam becomes hazy when money is involevd.

tiger55

pickarooney wrote: »

From their web site.

Bet you can buy dice from muslim shops though lol

Using dice for fun can't be gambling.

humanji

tiger55 wrote: »

Look how many muslim shopkeepers sell booze, it is because they have make a fortune out of it. Islmam becomes hazy when money is involevd.

Is it against Islam to sell alcohol? I was under the impression that the scripture can be interpreted as not drinking, or not drinking to excess. Don't think selling it is wrong to them.

Also, not ever Muslim is a fanatic that takes every word in their scriptures a gospel (excuse the pun). Sure there's plenty of homosexual Christians with tattoos who work on a Sunday.

Nodin

tiger55 wrote: »

Look how many muslim shopkeepers sell booze, it is because they have make a fortune out of it. Islmam becomes hazy when money is involevd.

Thanks for your deep cultural insight.

With your natural empathy, have you ever considered working with refugees?

teaandtoast

its very cruel how the muslims do halal meat by cutting the head of a live animal. Sure how come they need a halal person for game sales. Most of the law in western society are based and came from Christian values

Well there is no saria law here but they should put their beliefs in to practice even if many of them interprete the religion in their own way and not how it's intended. It seems to be not the people but the religion.

Nodin

teaandtoast wrote: »

its very cruel how the muslims do halal meat by cutting the head of a live animal. ..............

They don't.

teaandtoast

Nodin wrote: »

Thanks for your deep cultural insight.

With your natural empathy, have you ever considered working with refugees?

Well you would a good few muslims in Dublin, they are not only asylum seekers, there is not many muslim asylum seekers in Ireland anyways.

teaandtoast

Nodin wrote: »

They don't.

Well, i find it cruel and many others would too. its a live animal how would you feel if your head was cut off. its important to respect all creatures.

Nodin

teaandtoast wrote: »

Well, i find it cruel and many others would too. its a live animal how would you feel if your head was cut off. its important to respect all creatures.

We'll try this again.

They Do Not Cut The Head Off Live Animals. Its essentially the same method as Kosher butchery, and no worse than any other.

Terry

Does the salesman have to be Halal (as in only engages in Halal approved activities), or is the boardgame itself Halal?

teaandtoast wrote: »

its very cruel how the muslims do halal meat by cutting the head of a live animal. Sure how come they need a halal person for game sales. Most of the law in western society are based and came from Christian values

Well there is no saria law here but they should put their beliefs in to practice even if many of them interprete the religion in their own way and not how it's intended. It seems to be not the people but the religion.

Halal ocarina?

Canis Lupus

teaandtoast wrote: »

how would you feel if your head was cut off.

I would be outraged and would report the matter to the gardai.

teaandtoast

Nodin wrote: »

We'll try this again.

They Do Not Cut The Head Off Live Animals. Its essentially the same method as Kosher butchery, and no worse than any other.

halal or kosher slaugher it is all the same. the animal is fully conscious that would mean it's alive. there are more humane ways of killing an animal than cutting the poor creatures head off.

Nodin

teaandtoast wrote: »

halal or kosher slaugher it is all the same. the animal is fully conscious that would mean it's alive. there are more humane ways of killing an animal than cutting the poor creatures head off.

You're taking the piss. You aren't very good at it.

teaandtoast

Nodin wrote: »

You're taking the piss. You aren't very good at it.

Well how is pointing out a basic fact taking the p**s?

Nodin

teaandtoast wrote: »

Well how is pointing out a basic fact taking the p**s?

Do please provide an authoritive source that states that Halal butchery involves decapitation.

Mahatma coat

My head spins a bit here at the objections to butchery, I'm reminded of that Quote by some mongtard Reality TV person that she didnt eat Lobster because it was Alive before they Killed it

Nodin

Mahatma coat wrote: »

My head spins a bit here at the objections to butchery, I'm reminded of that Quote by some mongtard Reality TV person that she didnt eat Lobster because it was Alive before they Killed it

...not to mention the fact that were decapitation used as a method, it would be relatively painless and quick if done effeciently.

teaandtoast

Mahatma coat wrote: »

My head spins a bit here at the objections to butchery, I'm reminded of that Quote by some mongtard Reality TV person that she didnt eat Lobster because it was Alive before they Killed it

With a name like yours mahatma was a hindu which are vegetarian who are humane to living creatures.

Mahatma coat

Well that might apply if my name wasnt borrowed from a rather racist running joke in Australian Cricket reporting
o/

Dangerous Man

Some great gags in this thread. You're usually a bunch of unfunny bastards.