The Apprentice UK 2011 Week 5

mikemac

Evening all

They are producing pet food tonight
Sounds messy..........can't wait

RachaelVO

Evening all, not long to go

Here's who's left for us to tear apart our discussion

Leon Doyle
Melody Hossaini
Edna Agbahra
Susan Ma
Ellie Reed
Helen Louise Milligan
Natasha Scribbins
Vincent Disneur
Jim Eastwood (is he any relation to Barney Eastwood I wonder)
Tom Pellereau
Glenn Ward
Zoe Beresford

I'm looking forward to it already

okiss

Who will make the biggest dogs dinner tonight?
Could things get woof for the apprentiecs - who will bite off more than they can chew?
Who will be top dog and who will go barking mad on this task.

RachaelVO

okiss wrote: »

Who will make the biggest dogs dinner tonight?
Could things get woof for the apprentiecs - who will bite off more than they can chew?
Who will be top dog and who will go barking mad on this task.

You're very punilicious this evening!

EverEvolving

Looking forward to seeing more from Edna this week, I'd say she is a feisty one!

max life

I cant stand Edna and Susan. I hope they dont win

RachaelVO

max life wrote: »

I cant stand Edna and Susan. I hope they dont win

I reckon if either are on the loosing team they are gone!

mikemac

Surely Vincent will be PM this week, he's due a shot

edit, spoke too soon!

MagicMarker

If I was on this I'd just sleep in my suit.

df1985

please have to make ads with animals!

fricatus

Already Glenn pitching up to be PM: "oh yeah, this is right up my street... we get a brief and we just have to create... I do this on a day-to-day basis..."

RachaelVO

mikemac wrote: »

Surely Vincent will be PM this week, he's due a shot

Bang on! Ya got that one bang on the money!

Lady Chatterton

MagicMarker wrote: »

If I was on this I'd just sleep in my suit.

And you would have your makeup on too :D

fricatus

Glenn is a "cat"-alyst! BADOMM-TISSHHHH!!!

df1985

glenn=typical cockney....full of crap.

RachaelVO

MrsD007 wrote: »

And you would have your makeup on too :D

There ya are!! I was starting to get worried about ya!

max life

If Vincent mas made of chocolate, he would eat himself.....very arrogant :mad:

MagicMarker

Ha, ''Melody, speak!''

Lady Chatterton

RachaelVO wrote: »

There ya are!! I was starting to get worried about ya!

Ah never fear, Mrs D is here !!!

mikemac

For every day, there's every dog
Catch of the day

I like both of them

Lady Chatterton

max life wrote: »

If Vincent mas made of chocolate, he would eat himself.....very arrogant :mad:

Yeah, but if his brain was made of chocolate, he wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.

RachaelVO

mikemac wrote: »

For every day, there's every dog
Catch of the day

I like both of them

Funnily enough, I can't slag them off (well... yet)

fricatus

MagicMarker wrote: »

Ha, ''Melody, speak!''

Reminds me of the Starsky & Hutch remake: "Scotch. On the rocks. Do it."

RachaelVO

MrsD007 wrote: »

Yeah, but if his brain was made of chocolate, he wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.

ha ha ha ha! On fire again tonight MrsD! You're gonna scorch yourself!

crisco10

I'm not sure of Lucky Fish?

It says fish on a catfood tin.

max life

Melody spoke.....WOW !!!! A full sentence. Thats more than she has said in the whole series...:D

fricatus

"Lucky Fish" - oh Christ!!! :eek:

What a thing to call a cat food!!! :rolleyes:

df1985

catsize......what?

MagicMarker

Cat-Size is just as shít as Little Fish in fairness.

RachaelVO

When you hear Cat Size don't you think his w***ie?

I do anyway!

Lady Chatterton

I'm terrified of cats................ tell me when the cats have gone.

df1985

not a fan of hairless pussies

mikemac

While I love animals that is one ugly looking cat :eek:

No fur at all

fricatus

Catzize... see their light :rolleyes:

I can just see Lord Sir Allun Sugar Meister demolishing this...

crisco10

nothing worse than a case of the giggles on a conference call. been there, had to leave the room!!

Superbus

Wow, Cat Size being too clever altogether.

Also, I have a fiver on Leon in a pool. Horrendous luck imo.

RachaelVO

MrsD007 wrote: »

I'm terrified of cats................ tell me when the cats have gone.

Cats seem to have gone, but the cattyness is still there in droves!

Lady Chatterton

The cat team are going to lose this task.

max life

If his team lose, glen is a goner

flutegirl

hey lads, joinging a bit late tonight. Any early bets for who's for the chop?

Lady Chatterton

The dog food packaging is very boring.

crisco10

Is Jim PM??:p

fricatus

Never seen a guy so out of his depth as Glenn. Demanding respect and all that bullsh1t... who the hell does he think he is? Tony fcuking Montana?

mikemac

flutegirl wrote: »

hey lads, joinging a bit late tonight. Any early bets for who's for the chop?

Glen backed Catsize which is a terrible name.
Lost control of his team

He'll get the chop if they lose

max life

flutegirl wrote: »

hey lads, joinging a bit late tonight. Any early bets for who's for the chop?

Melody or Glen.

Lady Chatterton

He is terrified of doing the pitch....

fricatus

flutegirl wrote: »

hey lads, joinging a bit late tonight. Any early bets for who's for the chop?

Glenn as useless PM. If Vincent loses, maybe Natasha will be brought in as a weak link.

My 2c...

EverEvolving

Reckon the dog food product is better but the cat food's packaging looks better.

I'd say Glenn for the chop tonight.

crisco10

3 people working for 5 hours on the pitch!!!!!

Thats 15 man/woman hours. for 20 minutes!!!!

hmmm

df1985

that retriever is gorgeous....

MagicMarker

He really doesn't want to do the pitch, I don't bloody blame him!!