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Police sergeant who allegedly urinated in Robert Mugabes toilet faces jail time

  • 29-05-2011 4:28pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭


    Bet he's royally pissed off now. :pac:
    In jail: Zimbabwe police sergeant who dared to use Robert Mugabe's loo
    Alois Mabhunu may face a year in prison for insulting the president after being caught short at trade fair


    When the call of nature comes, it cannot always be denied. Few have answered it in such an unfortunate fashion as Alois Mabhunu.

    While on duty at a trade fair, the Zimbabwean police sergeant could not hold on and allegedly dashed to the nearest toilet – disastrously, it transpired, as it was reserved for President Robert Mugabe.

    He was arrested and imprisoned on suspicion of invading the presidential privy.

    The incident happened at the annual Zimbabwe International Trade Fair (ZITF) in the western city of Bulawayo, according to local radio station VOP.

    Under the headline "Never Use Toilet Reserved For President!" VOP's website reported that Mabhunu was on duty during the fair's official opening by Mugabe and Jean-Louis Ekra, the president of Afreximbank.

    "Mabhunu, due to the call of nature, rushed to the toilets reserved for Mugabe and his guest Ekra, but was stopped by other officers guarding the toilets," VOP said.

    "Under intense pressure from the call of nature, the officer forced his way in and managed to relieve himself. He was arrested on 7 May after a report was made to Mugabe's security men and to senior police officers in the city."

    Mabhunu, a murder detective, is in police detention at barracks on the outskirts of Bulawayo. The legality of the case against him was challenged by Beatrice Mtetwa, a leading Zimbabwean human rights lawyer.

    "There has to be a law saying the toilet is the president's, but this was a public one," she said. "They will have had to issue a proclamation in the government gazette specifying it. I bet they didn't do that."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    He blasted it with piss...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭BASHIR


    He should of wiped the seat in fairness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    How dare he piss on the throne.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    That can't be for real. It's a písstake, right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭SparkyTech


    That can't be for real. It's a písstake, right?

    Not when the Guardian reported on the TURDceedings...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    SparkyTech wrote: »
    Not when the Guardian reported on the TURDceedings...

    Oh.Dear.God.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Great outcome. He has some cheek, the filthy peasant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Toilet thread in AH alert.:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Pity he didn't place an explosive device timed to go off when Mugabe lifted the seat lid .....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    That mugabe man is so easily pissed off.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭bc dub


    obviously couldnt give a sh1t


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭TheDukeOfEarl


    Jail time ? That's a f*cking disgrace. Should get the death penalty at the very least.


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