Mini Heart Attacks

OMG Its EoinD

D'ya ever get those pains in your heart and you think you're gonna have a heart attack ? But they only last for like half a second. What's up with that?

Scares the **** outta me

I'm 20 which worries me more :eek:

Doc

Im_EoinD wrote: »

D'ya ever get those pains in your heart and you think you're gonna have a heart attack ? But they only last for like half a second. What's up with that?

Scares the **** outta me

I'm 20 which worries me more :eek:

No now get off the internet and go to a Doctor.

jimmycrackcorm

Only from the wife when she asks me to wash the dishes.

OMG Its EoinD

Doc wrote: »

No now get off the internet and go to a Doctor.

Studying for an exam :cool: ( on boards ?? )

Might later

pebbles21

its stress and alcohol ....what you doin up so late anyhow?

blackdog2

Same kinda question as "Why does my middle leg keep trying to walk when I am sitting"

Just make sure those stabbing pains don't have a knife behind them!

Doc

How much coffee / cola / red bull have you drunk?

gonedrinking

Jimmys had an art attack down the ozzy

Latchy

Sounds like heartburn .

jimthemental

Often when I drink 6 Red Bull and Brandy. From a pint glass. In Hayes's in Thurles.

Topper Harley

Im_EoinD wrote: »

D'ya ever get those pains in your heart and you think you're gonna have a heart attack ? But they only last for like half a second. What's up with that?

Scares the **** outta me

I'm 20 which worries me more :eek:

I'd be more worried about the chest pains than I would about being 20. Sure that'll pass in a few months.:p

NoDice

I get these too! Last a good bit longer though and it hurts to move & breathe for a while. I've put it down to my fantastic diet of burgers, steaks and coca cola. Damb you age!!!

TheZohanS

Sounds like Lupus...

Guill

I am not a doctor and i have zero medical training. I suspect you may be dying.








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maxwell smart

Take cod liver oil (not the tablet, from a bottle). That will make you forget all about those pains.

Guill

maxwell smart wrote: »

Take cod liver oil (not the tablet, from a bottle). That will make you forget all about those pains.

As my Granny used to say:

It'll put a shine on ya both inside and out!

Plazaman

pebbles21 wrote: »

its stress and alcohol ....what you doin up so late anyhow?

6.22am isn't late, it's very early.

OP that sounds like "Makauppalongwordthatendsinitis...itis". When I qualified as a Doctor online last months after days of studying, I learned that a lot of these pains are related to erectile dysfunction.

However since I'm only allowed practice in Samoa, the outerlying states of Eastern Kazakhstan and North Dutchy, maybe you should get a local juju or witch doctor to make an assessment

Could be only palpatations - but it doesn't matter, it's worrying you and no one on boards is going to be able to take that away.

Stress and worry can cause you to feel things more than you should, - just go to a doctor and have a chat with him/her. Be honest about lifestyle etc as well, the advice you get by telling the truth and by telling a doctor what you think they want to hear can often differ.

pljudge321

Its more likely just a pain in a muscle between your ribs. Use you finger to sharply poke around yor chest over your heart, i you find an area that hurts than thats what it is.

Dravokivich

Think we're gonna have to amputate.

stevenmu

Precordial Catch Syndrome

Despite what the wiki says about it, it is actually fatal, I've died several times from it, so go see your doctor.

Wossack

from the symptoms you describe, it definitely sounds like bonus eruptus, a rare condition whereby the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth, and escape the body

dsmythy

Deleted User wrote: »

Just make sure those stabbing pains don't have a knife behind them!

Don't worry about that. I hear they are close to finding the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back.

AnonoBoy

"Sure it's just growing pains. You'll be grand - now off to school with ya!"

That was my Dad's diagnosis for absolutely everything that hurt when I was a kid.

Guill

dsmythy wrote: »

Don't worry about that. I hear they are close to finding the cure for 17 stab wounds in the back.

They are up to 16!

bc dub

Cod liver oil is so 90's. Organic hemp oil is where its at these days you guise.

threeleggedhors

I had something similar, doc asked if I had a cold or flu lately, can be the remnants of it apparantly. Well either that or you're gonna have a swift exit soon .... Goodluck ...

cesc77

I get these too.Theyre like sharp stapping pains which eventually clear after 3 or 4 seconds.They do concern me but not as much as the other area that I seem to get them in.

Very occassionally,Ill get a sharp stabbing pain in my sphincter.The type that makes me leap about and swear.It only lasts for a few seconds also but it is an horrific excruciating experience.:mad:

Tis a tricky one to explain to other people around me at the time and even the dog gets scared also when she witnesses this event.

Can I just pre-empt some responses.No Im not,no I dont,it doesnt coincide with anything Ive eaten and no I havent ever spent time alone with a priest.:pac:

please,please,let other people suffer from this also

iamwhoiam

cesc77 wrote: »

I get these too.Theyre like sharp stapping pains which eventually clear after 3 or 4 seconds.They do concern me but not as much as the other area that I seem to get them in.

Very occassionally,Ill get a sharp stabbing pain in my sphincter.The type that makes me leap about and swear.It only lasts for a few seconds also but it is an horrific excruciating experience.:mad:

Tis a tricky one to explain to other people around me at the time and even the dog gets scared also when she witnesses this event.

Can I just pre-empt some responses.No Im not,no I dont,it doesnt coincide with anything Ive eaten and no I havent ever spent time alone with a priest.:pac:

please,please,let other people suffer from this also

Apparently that is the pelvic floor muscle going into spasm, a bit like the pain of a cramp in your calf or toes .,Its excrutiatingly painful .

Xivilai

Why yes, actually. I was just getting into a dignified death pose when it passed. Whats up with that ****?

gargleblaster

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Apparently that is the pelvic floor muscle going into spasm, a bit like the pain of a cramp in your calf or toes .,Its excrutiatingly painful .

Flipping hell! That can happen to your anus?! :eek:

Fukuyama

I get these all the time. Its just heart burn.. I think

Coriolanus

I get them too. I wouldn't worry about it OP. My blood pressure is fine, cholesterol is fine, no heart issues, but I still get them. I think they're one of Gods little ways of reminding us he's a cunt, like putting a ladies pleasure palace next door to the waste disposal.

Johro

Wossack wrote: »

from the symptoms you describe, it definitely sounds like bonus eruptus, a rare condition whereby the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth, and escape the body

No no no, that's an erupting boner. Nasty.

cesc77

gargleblaster wrote: »

Flipping hell! That can happen to your anus?!

:)First spasm/stab:eek::eek::eek:second spasm:eek::eek::mad:third spasm:eek::mad::mad:then relaaaaax:)Sneaky forth one:mad::mad::mad: Deep exhale then go for a smoke(not in a post-coital way)then brand new again:)til next time.

orourkeda

Im_EoinD wrote: »

D'ya ever get those pains in your heart and you think you're gonna have a heart attack ? But they only last for like half a second. What's up with that?

Scares the **** outta me

I'm 20 which worries me more :eek:

Youre gonna die.

Thats right. Youre gonna die.

spinandscribble

TheZohan wrote: »

Sounds like Lupus...

its never lupus.... *dr house walks away*

mahamageehad

stevenmu wrote: »

Precordial Catch Syndrome

Despite what the wiki says about it, it is actually fatal, I've died several times from it, so go see your doctor.

I get this!!!!! Didn't know there was a name for it!!!! I though it was muscle cramp between the ribs!!! *

*it may still be that, i'm in class i only read the first 3 lines on the wiki!

cecilck

Hi guys, does anybody know whos the contractors for the ventilation work thats due to commence in Intel, im new to this so i hope im doing this right

beano345

Im_EoinD wrote: »

D'ya ever get those pains in your heart and you think you're gonna have a heart attack ? But they only last for like half a second. What's up with that?

Scares the **** outta me

I'm 20 which worries me more

more than likely its in your head,sometimes the thought of it makes it happen be happy you don't get full blown panic attack.id still recommend a doctor though to be sure to be sure

cesc77

cecilck wrote: »

Hi guys, does anybody know whos the contractors for the ventilation work thats due to commence in Intel, im new to this so i hope im doing this right

ye wah??

thats a negative.

(Poor guy,of all the threads in all of the internets he picks this one)

cecilck

how do i strart my own thread

Saila

cecilck wrote: »

Hi guys, does anybody know whos the contractors for the ventilation work thats due to commence in Intel, im new to this so i hope im doing this right

n00b!!!

Saila

cecilck wrote: »

how do i strart my own thread

by following a series of dastardly difficult clues..

clue no 1: press 'new thread' button
?????
Profit

HazDanz

Yep precordial catch syndrome.

http://www.failedsuccess.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/precordial_catch_syndrome_chest_pain/

Plenty of Miwadi and you'll be a new person

cesc77

cecilck wrote: »

how do i strart my own thread

Last week boards.ie added a new voice activated feature.

Speak out loud to your puter "Open new thread" and up it pops.If it doesnt happen the first time just raise your voice louder and louder til it does.

Its the shizzle

Johro

cecilck wrote: »

how do i strart my own thread

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055758212

Johro

cesc77 wrote: »

Last week boards.ie added a new voice activated feature.

Speak out loud to your puter "Open new thread" and up it pops.If it doesnt happen the first time just raise your voice louder and louder til it does.

Its the shizzle

'Thank cesc77'. 'Thank cesc77'.
'Thank cesc77'.
'THANK CESC77!!'
Ah fuck it...

cecilck

right first things first im not a bloody dummy. ive figured out how it works so thanks for all the smart comments and rude name calling!!!!!!

cecilck

cesc77 wrote: »

Last week boards.ie added a new voice activated feature.

Speak out loud to your puter "Open new thread" and up it pops.If it doesnt happen the first time just raise your voice louder and louder til it does.

Its the shizzle

Very very rude!!!!!!!!!!!