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  • 23-05-2011 11:31pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭


    Do enough flirting on a night out to get free drink,or know anyone a master at this who gets the intended victim to buy them free drink all night,have you ever witnessed it?.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,099 ✭✭✭Dean820


    Of course not. I'm not a cheap skate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    I went drinking with Chuck Norris one night, i bought all his drinks for him


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    I get free dinner all the time. I just call to a clients house at dinner time. My clients are mostly farmers so dinner is in the middle of the day and when I land the spuds and ham is quickly redistributed. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭The Jammy dodger


    I'm guessing your a victim of this behaviour and this is why you've posted it? somebody has obviously taken all your money and your home now on boards.ie to give out about it as its just dawned on you that you've been officially mugged by one of your closest bestest frugal friends. am I right? :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    I get free dinner all the time. I just call to a clients house at dinner time. My clients are mostly farmers so dinner is in the middle of the day and when I land the spuds and ham is quickly redistributed. :)

    I know you didn't mean it to sound this way, but that makes you sound like a prostitute!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    I know you didn't mean it to sound this way, but that makes you sound like a prostitute!

    Im a gigolo actually. €2000 per hour brfore you ask :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 658 ✭✭✭The Jammy dodger


    I know you didn't mean it to sound this way, but that makes you sound like a prostitute!

    whose name is baaaarrrbarrraaaaaaaa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Although I never go out with the intention of it, I have gotten guys to buy me drinks on nights out a couple of times. I don't pick a "victim", just if some guy won't leave me alone I think I may as well make the most of it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Male prostitution is just wrong.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    .. when I land the spuds and ham is quickly redistributed. :)

    They're trying to give you cancer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I'll admit to having very occasionally bought girls a drink in teh hope it would improve my chances, it actually has the opposite effect.

    For a guy to be bought drinks, he must be either,

    1) a superb blagger
    2) ridiculously good looking
    3) famous
    4) a confirmed sword swallower


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭yesno1234


    I'll admit to having very occasionally bought girls a drink in teh hope it would improve my chances, it actually has the opposite effect.

    For a guy to be bought drinks, he must be either,

    1) a superb blagger
    2) ridiculously good looking
    3) famous
    4) a confirmed sword swallower

    :mad:Hasn't worked for me yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Fella I know was tellin me about his mate, whos straight, gettin chatted up by a gay guy on a night out, spying an oppourtunity he let the flirter buy him drinks for the rest of the night, leaving the pub he was offered a bed for the night and admited to the whole thing. Needless to say he woke up with a sore jaw in the morning........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Karona


    Usually if a guy buys me a drink I'd buy him one back.
    Its nice to be nice.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Don't think I would ever buy a woman a drink on a night out in an attempt to improve my chance...Think I learned from an early age that this just doesn't cut it and anyways it doesn't feel right to me.

    As for getting drinks, Its happened to me once or twice where a girl has bought me a drink but I always then return the compliment, its only fair after all! Hate the stories you hear about people pretty much being conned out of money by buying drinks for someone who intentionally leads them on for the purpose of getting free drinks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Karona wrote: »
    Usually if a guy buys me a drink I'd buy him one back.
    Its nice to be nice.:D
    But cheaper not to :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    Martyn1989 wrote: »
    Fella I know was tellin me about his mate, whos straight, gettin chatted up by a gay guy on a night out, spying an oppourtunity he let the flirter buy him drinks for the rest of the night, leaving the pub he was offered a bed for the night and admited to the whole thing. Needless to say he woke up with a sore jaw in the morning........

    Better than waking up with a sore ass.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Duiske wrote: »
    Better than waking up with a sore ass.

    Well played Sir :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    They're trying to give you cancer.

    Never speak ill of the ham Pete.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 505 ✭✭✭timewilltell


    My ex(was my ex at the time also) gave me 70 euro one night after a bit of flirting....feel terrible now though!

    ..On the plus side everyone in my Taxi got chips courtesy of drunken me!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I've posted this before but the following is the exchange I'd love to have if I was ever deemed worthy enough to be hit on for a free drink by some lovely lady.

    Her: Hi.
    Me: Hi.
    Her: Would you like to buy me a drink?
    Me: Would you like to buy me a drink?
    Her: Eh.... No
    Me: But how are you gonna sleep with me if you don't get me drunk?
    Her (disgusted): I don't want to sleep with you.
    Me: Then why are you offering to buy me drinks?
    Her (confused): I'm not offering to buy you a drink.
    Me: You probably should - I'm a bit slutty when I'm drunk.
    Her: Ugh. *walks off*
    Me: Ok bye now, thanks for playing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    Im a gigolo actually. €2000 per hour brfore you ask :p

    Do you do 'ringstingers' for an extra 50? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51 ✭✭airman101


    I feel dirty and used after just reading this thread....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,792 ✭✭✭cython


    yesno1234 wrote: »
    :mad:Hasn't worked for me yet.

    Pork swords don't count unless in somewhere like the George :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,165 ✭✭✭stargazer 68


    A stranger has never bought or sent me over a drink! Think it only happens in the movies (please let it only happen in the movies)!! :(


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