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A bird **** on me

  • 23-05-2011 8:10pm
    #1
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,208 ✭✭✭✭


    When I was out walking the dog earlier, I walked on the path under a tree and a bird let one go. I continued walking the dog, washed myself and the jacket I was wearing, and bought a lotto ticket for tonight.


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  • #2
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Bet you it was the same bird I met in Coppers last Friday night, said she was a dogging exhibitionist with a scatological interests.


  • #3
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Hope the fcuker was eating elder berries.


  • #4
    elefant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭elefant


    Was she good looking?


  • #5
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    beertons wrote: »
    ...bought a lotto ticket for tonight.
    I'm your best mate aren't I? :D


  • #6
    copperhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭copperhead


    catch it and **** on it tell it that its lucky.
    send the pic into mooney goes wild they love that sort of thing


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  • #7
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    beertons wrote: »
    When I was out walking the dog earlier, I walked on the path under a tree and a bird let one go. I continued walking the dog, washed myself and the jacket I was wearing, and bought a lotto ticket for tonight.

    Did you wash yourself in a puddle or something?!


  • #8
    thehairyelbow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 302 ✭✭thehairyelbow


    beertons wrote: »
    When I was out walking the dog earlier, I walked on the path under a tree and a bird let one go. I continued walking the dog, washed myself and the jacket I was wearing, and bought a lotto ticket for tonight.
    Told ya not to get a dog. Didn't I?


  • #9
    Flincher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Flincher


    Was she Dutch?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NARXwOIFwY0


  • #10
    Sarn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭Sarn


    How much did you have to pay?


  • #11
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    A guy is walking in a park with his girlfriend.
    Suddenly a big seagull craps all over his expensive jacket.

    "Damn it !" , roars the guy.

    "Quick !! Get some toilet paper !!" , says his girlfriend.

    "It's no use" , says the guy .... "he will be miles away by now."


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  • #12
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    make sue you do the lotto on wednesday


  • #13
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Bet you it was the same bird I met in Coppers last Friday night, said she was a dogging exhibitionist with a scatological interests.

    Bit too clever for these parts mate......


  • #14
    bleg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,848 ✭✭✭bleg


    Was it the white one? They're the worst ones. I think the big red ones are the best.


  • #15
    Minstrel27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    A bird once **** on me on the way to a job interview.


  • #16
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    Bit too clever for these parts mate......

    That's what she said ;)


  • #17
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,208 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Glanced at the lotto numbers there, then at the ticket. Had the first 2, this never happens.......well that's where it ended. I won €3. Poxy bird getting my hopes up.


  • #18
    raveni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 433 ✭✭raveni


    beertons wrote: »
    When I was out walking the dog earlier, I walked on the path under a tree and a bird let one go. I continued walking the dog, washed myself and the jacket I was wearing, and bought a lotto ticket for tonight.

    It could have been worse.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjLlqIuVhI


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