The most sickeningly romantic thing you have ever done?

minidazzler

As the title asks.

Mine was last night, leaving America and had one last night with the lady friend I came to visit, took her out shooting, not romantic, the for a dinner in a nice restaurant, before going home and sharing a steaming hot bath with rainymood.com on along with some jazz and a video of a fire and some real candles burning. Then had some of the best sex of my life, so a put it to you ah what's your most romantic?

Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes on otouh and can't see what I am typing properly.

PK2008

A poem....


...so bad Shakespeare must have been pulling cartwheels in his grave

TaraFoxglove

OP, TMI, FFS.

Guill

Lit candles a placed them all over the house, turned off all the lights. When my GF walked in i dropped on my knees and proposed, she was not expecting it at all, twas great and she even loved the Ring i had picked out!

cesc77

minidazzler wrote: »

As the title asks.

Mine was last night, leaving America and had one last night with the lady friend I came to visit, took her out shooting, not romantic, the for a dinner in a nice restaurant, before going home and sharing a steaming hot bath with rainymood.com on along with some jazz and a video of a fire and some real candles burning. Then had some of the best sex of my life, so a put it to you ah what's your most romantic?

Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes on otouh and can't see what I am typing properly.

Shooting then a...... video of a fire?


Teach me more sensei,for you are truely the love machine.

Where you in American Pie?

pagancornflake

I did random things with her that cost alot of money until I found a sequence of expensive activities that led to us having brilliant sex and then I repeated that sequence of things on important occasions and she considers it a romantic sequence of things.

thehairyelbow

Guill wrote: »

Lit candles a placed them all over the house, turned off all the lights. When my GF walked in i dropped on my knees and proposed, she was not expecting it at all, twas great and she even loved the ting i had picked out!

I like tings.

Kasabian

I left.

ronnie3585

Pulled out.

fullstop

Thread title should be 'I had sex last night and want to tell the internet'.

Creature

minidazzler wrote: »

I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT. HEY EVERYBODY I HAD SEX LAST NIGHT.

FYP

Snowie

Told her to lie back and think of England, Of course.

R P McMurphy

Didn't beat her when my dinner was late

johnr1

I've done a few, but probably the most sickening (in retrospect stupid as well) thing was getting leaving home one night around 10, driving 5 hours to cuddle my gf cos she was lonely and afraid and driving back again for work. She did appreciate it, but I didn't tell any of my friends about it. Felt like a tool tbh, but it made me a legend among her friends till I dumped her

Censorsh!t

Texting a guy the lyrics to Going Away to College by blink-182 on Valentine's Day a few years back :pac:

jd007

galwayrush

A candle light meal for 2.:pac:



The candle was on the dashbosrd because the light wasn't working( which cracked the windscreen ) The meal was a chinese take away, location was silver strand in Galway.

Schorpio

I thanked her after she made me my sandwich.

Kevin Duffy

A romantic gesture is only sickening if she doesn't like it/turns to her mates and giggles/call the Gards. If she likes it, good move, go you.

ascanbe

http://homepages.theonion.com/PersonalPages/sB/content_openletter.php

QuinnC88

I brawt me bird nd me yung lad 2 macdonalds

hondasam

galwayrush wrote: »

A candle light meal for 2.:pac:



The candle was on the dashbosrd because the light wasn't working( which cracked the windscreen ) The meal was a chinese take away, location was silver strand in Galway.

we all know what happens in silver strand.

R P McMurphy

jd007 wrote: »

Almost as good as this proposal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH9K74IFX80

pow wow

rabble rabble.

alexa5x5

Candles, silk teddy, cream....and I swallowed:D Pretty sickening

Kevin Duffy

alexa5x5 wrote: »

Candles, silk teddy, cream....and I swallowed:D Pretty sickening

I hear it gets easier with practise. PM sent :pac:

thehairyelbow

alexa5x5 wrote: »

Candles, silk teddy, cream....and I swallowed:D Pretty sickening

Good for you!

hondasam

alexa5x5 wrote: »

Candles, silk teddy, cream....and I swallowed:D Pretty sickening

did you swallow the candles, teddy or the cream or all three ?

McChubbin

Took it up the pooper. >_>

alexa5x5

hondasam wrote: »

did you swallow the candles, teddy or the cream or all three ?

None of the above unfortunately

hondasam

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I hear it gets easier with practise. PM sent :pac:

how is that going to work?

Kevin Duffy

hondasam wrote: »

how is that going to work?

Overcoming the technological barriers will be sickeningly romantic. I'll post back here to let you know how it works out.

punchdrunk

I gave her half my Quarter pounder from abra when locked.









HALF.







ladies please note.if a drunken Irishman gives you a few of his chips he's definitely into you.
if he relinquishes half a burger at 4am you can pretty much start writing the Wedding invitations there and then.

pragmatic1

Censorsh!t wrote: »

Texting a guy the lyrics to Going Away to College by blink-182 on Valentine's Day a few years back :pac:

Ugh.

later12

I wrote her a re-working of her favourite poems (some of Ted Hughes's Crow poems). We were sixteen and very much in love (to the extent that sixteen year olds can be - though never emo, thankfully). I was at an event last year, which she was also attending, and she came up to me and told me that was the most romantic thing anyone had ever done for her.

Which was cool, but it didn't get me very far! From the ages of 16 - 24 a lot of women only want to date guys who treat them like rubbish.

TaraFoxglove

later10 wrote: »

Which was cool, but it didn't get me very far! From the ages of 16 - 24 a lot of women only want to date guys who treat them like rubbish.

In fairness, men are capable of both doing romantic things and treating women like rubbish - an odd duality but it happens, believe me.

Fremen

alexa5x5 wrote: »

Candles, silk teddy, cream....and I swallowed:D Pretty sickening

The fcuk is a silk teddy?

mydearwatson

minidazzler wrote: »

As the title asks.

Mine was last night, leaving America and had one last night with the lady friend I came to visit, took her out shooting, not romantic, the for a dinner in a nice restaurant, before going home and sharing a steaming hot bath with rainymood.com on along with some jazz and a video of a fire and some real candles burning. Then had some of the best sex of my life, so a put it to you ah what's your most romantic?

Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes on otouh and can't see what I am typing properly.

Ooooh 'real candles', you went all out. :eek:

Seriously (apart from the shooting!) the rest of it sounds like a pretty average date. Nice and all, but certainly not in any way 'sickeningly romantic'!

punchdrunk

Fremen wrote: »

The fcuk is a silk teddy?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=silk+teddy

El Horseboxo

The most romantic thing i probably done was for a mate. His girlfriend was over in Canada doing some work course but couldn't afford to come home for Christmas. The fella was a wreck without her so i went behind his back and managed to find out the address of his missus and sent her an open round trip flight from Toronto to Dublin. He continually tries to pay me back with alcohol.

stovelid

Let her off unharmed when my steak was overcooked last week,

alexa5x5

punchdrunk wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=silk+teddy

Oh ffs http://www.flickr.com/photos/52472340@N05/5224686835/ :pac: you unsophisticated lot!

punchdrunk

alexa5x5 wrote: »

Oh ffs http://www.flickr.com/photos/52472340@N05/5224686835/ :pac: you unsophisticated lot!

yeah but how the fúck does he know that?

it's like knowing the difference between espadrilles and sandals!!

orourkeda

Stuck her head between my knees and squirted on her face.

Giselle

minidazzler wrote: »

As the title asks.

Mine was last night, leaving America and had one last night with the lady friend I came to visit, took her out shooting, not romantic, the for a dinner in a nice restaurant, before going home and sharing a steaming hot bath with rainymood.com on along with some jazz and a video of a fire and some real candles burning. Then had some of the best sex of my life, so a put it to you ah what's your most romantic?

Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes on otouh and can't see what I am typing properly.

Ah yes.

Nothing spells romance quite like a video of a fire.

OP, you have much to learn.

Much.

giles lynchwood

Rimming.:P