Coming the second time

cesc77

If there is a second coming,would jebus be heralded in the world that we live in,or would he be mocked in the street or even locked up by the state as someone with a wee want in them?

Im guessing that the thread title will bring disappointment to those quick off the mark:pac:

Silverfish

Dangit :mad:

Chuck Stone

No such thing.

mikemac

The Jews will probably kill him

For Forks Sake

Blast!! Thread disappoints.

later12

Yes he would probably be given psychiatric help. And if psychiatry existed 2,000 years ago, he should probably have been given it then as well. Poor old bugger probably really did believe he was the Messiah.

trad

Thought this was going to be about sloppy seconds

Forest Master

cesc77 wrote: »

Im guessing that the thread title will bring disappointment to those quick off the mark:pac:

And those who don't know the difference between coming & cumming.

Badgermonkey

trad wrote: »

Thought this was going to be about sloppy seconds

And in a way it is.

Yakult

I always find it harder to come second time around, I would imagine it's the same for Jesus.

Scuid Mhór

cesc77 wrote: »

If there is a second coming,would jebus be heralded in the world that we live in,or would he be mocked in the street or even locked up by the state as someone with a wee want in them?

Im guessing that the thread title will bring disappointment to those quick off the mark:pac:

People just assume I'm playing a gimmick.
:cool:

JONJO THE MISER

Its like the rapture here in Galway city at the moment, hail stones failing and lots of wind.

For Forks Sake

JONJO THE MISER wrote: »

Its like the rapture here in Galway city at the moment, hail stones failing and lots of wind.

That's normal summer weather in Galway

epgc3fyqirnbsx

He's pobably too tired to come again

Forest Master

Yakult wrote: »

I always find it harder to come second time around, I would imagine it's the same for Jesus.

Arf arf. It's "cumming" - your pun doesn't work.

Move on with the lame tired obvious gag, guys. If everyone can see it coming, is it still funny? No.

Johro

Forest Master wrote: »

And those who don't know the difference between coming & cumming.

With Irish pronunciations, there's not much difference.
The times ya hear people say 'up and cummin'..

Dangerdunf

Totally came in here for the wrong reason!:p

hondasam

Chuck Stone wrote: »

No such thing.

your not doing it right!

Xivilai

Instead of letting him send us to hell, lets launch all our best weaponry against him. Invincibility me hole, its all a myth

hondasam

Dangerdunf wrote: »

Totally came in here for the wrong reason!:p

was it as good as the first time?

Dangerdunf

hondasam wrote: »

was it as good as the first time?

It was better. Managed to stay longer!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

hondasam wrote: »

was it as good as the first time?

You've came to this thread multiple times. Winner.

lastlaugh

The last time he came he got nailed to a fooking cross, I'd image he still has some manner of erectile dysfunction to this day.

blueyedson

cesc77 wrote: »

If there is a second coming,would jebus be heralded in the world that we live in,or would he be mocked in the street or even locked up by the state as someone with a wee want in them?

Im guessing that the thread title will bring disappointment to those quick off the mark:pac:

Happened already in December 1994 - thank the Stone Roses - good **** it was too

cesc77

later10 wrote: »

Yes he would probably be given psychiatric help. And if psychiatry existed 2,000 years ago, he should probably have been given it then as well. Poor old bugger probably really did believe he was the Messiah.

I disagree.As a non-believer,I think he was just a good egg who helped people but was moulded before the day that he was born.I for one,dont think that he was a nut,but there are a lot of nuts that believe he was/is the one...or one of the trilogy....

The_Minister

Actually, if he had his powers he would probably reach worldwide fame very quickly, especially once they had been scientifically verified.

The entire world would see a spread and resurgence of Christianity.

ArtyM

Am confused, is this duurty or not?

thelagg2000

people go to mass every sunday to listen to a man who god is speaking to or has called him to his service.If I went to any phychiatric hospital in the country and told them god was speaking to me I doubt i,d be allowed to leave for a long while,in fact my feet would hardly touch the floor i,d say,I rest my case??fairy stories??

Xivilai

If the Romans could sort out Jesus, then surely with today's space-age gadgetry we can make short work of ol' Breadsplitter. We make our own destiny! **** the rest!

cesc77

The_Minister wrote: »

Actually, if he had his powers he would probably reach worldwide fame very quickly, especially once they had been scientifically verified.

The entire world would see a spread and resurgence of Christianity.

Ah yes,powers of healing.Couldnt argue with that.

Add in photoshopping and David Copperfield and he would have a new wave sweeping through the world...correction....3rd world.

Doctors and modern medicine(bakers and err fish makers,also) would be defunct.

We must disappoint him so much for him to wait so long and for him to see the level of suffering.

Or he could go on Britains Got Talent.He better get his arse in gear as the last qualifying stage is next week,although he wouldnt have Simon Cowell to spread his"word".......just that tart Holden.Sigh,poor Les.

Kevin Duffy

But...one of the things that made the first coming special was the lack of cu....oh, wait....I get it now...