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Al-Qaeda! Would ye feck off.

questionmark? · 2011-05-19 21:14:39

So the story goes that Al-Qaeda have a nucleur weapon stashed somewhere in Europe ready to be used in revenge if Osama Bin Hiding was killed. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/europe-prepares-for-murderous-backlash/story-fn8ljzlv-1226048716325 Not for a second do I think this lot could have a nuke somewhere at most they…

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So the story goes that Al-Qaeda have a nucleur weapon stashed somewhere in Europe ready to be used in revenge if Osama Bin Hiding was killed.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/europe-prepares-for-murderous-backlash/story-fn8ljzlv-1226048716325

Not for a second do I think this lot could have a nuke somewhere at most they might have an x-ray machine robbed from a closed HSE hospital ward or a seagull found dead near sellefield!!!

Of course thats not to say that they wont use the more "conventional" means of a suicide bomber.

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#2 19-05-2011 9:16pm

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Seagulls are a curse. Can't stand them.

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#3 19-05-2011 9:19pm

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thehairyelbow wrote: »

Seagulls are a curse. Can't stand them.

Stop your giving them secrets on how to terrorise you:rolleyes:

I'm tired ok!

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#4 19-05-2011 9:20pm

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is this the new Dan Brown novel?

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#5 19-05-2011 9:20pm

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The way things (and the human race in general) are going they might be doing us a favour.....

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#6 19-05-2011 9:22pm

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questionmark? wrote: »

Not for a second do I think this lot could have a nuke somewhere at most they might have an x-ray machine robbed from a closed HSE hospital ward or a seagull found dead near sellefield!!!

Probably have a dirty bomb though, the dirty bastards.

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#7 19-05-2011 9:23pm

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Dirty feckin seagulls.. should be feckin drowned the lot of them

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#8 19-05-2011 9:23pm

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Oh well, if something like that takes place, travelling everywhere naked, with your details tattooed on your buttocks will be interesting.

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#9 19-05-2011 9:25pm

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Tbh, I'm more concerned about the ad at the bottom, warning me not to eat bananas, have the Al Qaeda people gotten to our bananas, because if so, we're doomed!

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#10 19-05-2011 9:32pm

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i agree seagulls are dirty rotten noisy little feckers

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#11 19-05-2011 9:35pm

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Doubt if it's true but only a matter of time before scum like Al-Qaeda get their hands on one and let if off in a major city.

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#12 19-05-2011 9:37pm

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Didn't know Jim Corr was working for The Australian..

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#13 19-05-2011 9:38pm

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Ahhh so this is how the world will end on Saturday

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#14 19-05-2011 9:39pm

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hmm i wonder where'd they might use it, maybe a country that president obama is in soon.....im off to the airport.

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#15 19-05-2011 9:40pm

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BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Ahhh so this is how the world will end on Saturday

Nooooo, Rush play Newcastle that night.:mad:

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#16 19-05-2011 9:41pm

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Anyone want to buy some iodine tablets?

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#17 19-05-2011 9:44pm

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galwayrush wrote: »

Nooooo, Rush play Newcastle that night.:mad:

Even without Andy Caroll, I'd say Newcastle should win comfortably enough.

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#18 19-05-2011 9:48pm

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At least we know now how the world is gonna end!

Hope to feck it can wait til after Leinster win the Heineken cup in cardiff though!

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#19 19-05-2011 9:55pm

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You should send the thread title to AlQaeda Op, maybe if they know how you feel they will move elsewhere, or send you a voucher.

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#20 19-05-2011 10:02pm

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RachaelVO wrote: »

At least we know now how the world is gonna end!

Hope to feck it can wait til after Leinster win the Heineken cup in cardiff though!

I think you could be on to something and they are going to target the bankers / Dominique Strauss-Kahn:-

"Heineken cup in Cardiff" is an anagram of "Nuked RIP Finance Chief"

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#21 19-05-2011 10:05pm

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Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

I think you could be on to something and they are going to target the bankers / Dominique Strauss-Kahn:-

"Heineken cup in Cardiff" is an anagram of "Nuked RIP Finance Chief"

Holy sh1t!!!!:pac::pac: Now I'm afraid, very afraid :eek:

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#22 19-05-2011 10:29pm

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RachaelVO wrote: »

Holy sh1t!!!!:pac::pac: Now I'm afraid, very afraid :eek:

Mmmm, it goes further..."Dominique Strauss Kahn" is an anagram for:-

"Osama nuked this Qiurns"

When you put "Qiurns" into Google, it comes back with the official website of Harlequins Rugby Team....Cardiff is going to go boom on Saturday.

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#23 19-05-2011 10:32pm

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Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Mmmm, it goes further..."Dominique Strauss Kahn" is an anagram for:-

"Osama nuked this Qiurns"

When you put "Qiurns" into Google, it comes back with the official website of Harlequins Rugby Team....Cardiff is going to go boom on Saturday.

:eek:

Well, I'm not studying for my exam on Monday so!

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#24 19-05-2011 10:34pm

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did somebody say BANANAS

weeeeeee

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#25 19-05-2011 10:41pm

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Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Mmmm, it goes further..."Dominique Strauss Kahn" is an anagram for:-

"Osama nuked this Qiurns"

When you put "Qiurns" into Google, it comes back with the official website of Harlequins Rugby Team....Cardiff is going to go boom on Saturday.

(best Jedward impression)

I'm like OMG, just like soooooo freaked out right now! I'm just gonna like go out now and like get soooo laid, cos like I'm sooooo like not dying a virgin!!! LIKE

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#26 19-05-2011 10:46pm

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ArtyM wrote: »

You should send the thread title to AlQaeda Op, maybe if they know how you feel they will move elsewhere, or send you a voucher.

Is there tesco vouchers involved need to buy some bananas for my new monkey butler!

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#27 19-05-2011 10:50pm

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Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Anyone want to buy some iodine tablets?

No but I'll have 2t of salt in the morning pls. Making a breakfast roll for meself

Al Qaeda are a torment

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#28 19-05-2011 10:52pm

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questionmark? wrote: »

So the story goes that Al-Qaeda have a nucleur weapon stashed somewhere in Europe ready to be used in revenge if Osama Bin Hiding was killed.

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/europe-prepares-for-murderous-backlash/story-fn8ljzlv-1226048716325

Not for a second do I think this lot could have a nuke somewhere at most they might have an x-ray machine robbed from a closed HSE hospital ward or a seagull found dead near sellefield!!!

Of course thats not to say that they wont use the more "conventional" means of a suicide bomber.

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I love the thread title........... lol.

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#29 19-05-2011 10:52pm

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Would Al-Qaeda, being Al-Qaeda and all, not just use the nuclear device regardless of whether Osama was killed or not? They don't really strike me as the sort of organisation that withholds anything.

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#30 19-05-2011 10:58pm

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questionmark? wrote: »

Not for a second do I think this lot could have a nuke somewhere at most they might have an x-ray machine robbed from a closed HSE hospital ward or a seagull found dead near sellefield!!!

Yet, they somehow managed to train terrorists to fly planes in the US and evade detection until they conducted the 9/11 attacks?

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#31 19-05-2011 11:07pm

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Fancy a giggle?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72221774&postcount=92

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#32 19-05-2011 11:08pm

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Badgermonkey wrote: »

Fancy a giggle?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72221774&postcount=92

Oh sweet jesus....

That is all I have to say about that...

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#33 19-05-2011 11:39pm

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RachaelVO wrote: »

Oh sweet jesus....

That is all I have to say about that...

Obvious troll is obvious

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#34 20-05-2011 12:02am

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Striking back in Afghanistan and Pakistan is slightly pointless because im pretty sure none of the yanks would care less

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#35 20-05-2011 12:09am

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thehairyelbow wrote: »

Dirty feckin seagulls.. should be feckin drowned the lot of them

Perhaps we can disguise them as swans, then the polish will make short work of them.. :pac:

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