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Your nightly relaxation scenario....

  • 13-05-2011 12:32am
    #1
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭


    I juggle the computer with TV, the odd beer, my nightly sandwich(various ingredients) interspersed with well-timed toilet-trips....

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • #2
    seanbmc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭seanbmc


    Fap.


  • #3
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    It's quite predictable OP.

    /thread


  • #4
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    • Lie down on bed.
    • Close eyes.
    • Sleep.


  • #5
    HappyTuesday
    Closed Accounts Posts: 81 ✭✭HappyTuesday


    Arse.


  • #6
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    stevejr wrote: »
    I juggle the computer with TV, the odd beer, my nightly sandwich(various ingredients) interspersed with well-timed toilet-trips....
    You juggle all those thing? :eek:

    Do you not drop any?


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  • #7
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    You juggle all those thing? :eek:

    Do you not drop any?

    I suffer from juggler's despair...to the envy of Homer:D

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #8
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Why drink if you're only having a few?


  • #9
    Air_Bass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭Air_Bass


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Why drink if you're only having a few?

    I would do similar and I know it's a bit silly to only have a few but it's just a nice end to the evening if you're just staying in.
    ...Can be a difficult habit to kick though.


  • #10
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    curry and rape


  • #11
    Doyler92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    Rain banging off the window as I'm going asleep.


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  • #12
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Internet, PowderToy, rum, occasional shag, repeat.


  • #13
    michelledoh
    Site Banned Posts: 328 ✭✭michelledoh


    I love having a warm cup of tea, read for a bit and then snuggle down under the sheets all cosy!


  • #14
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    1. Come home from work
    2. Close curtains
    3. Go online
    4. Realise through the gap in the curtain it's morning
    5. Turn off computer and go to work
    6. Repeat until I eventually die from exhaustion

    On Fridays, I always get beer and a Subway. Grand way to ease into the weekend.


  • #15
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,984 ✭✭✭Degag


    I start loading up a few porn videos around 9. Usually ready for 12. Perfect.


  • #16
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Degag wrote: »
    I start loading up a few porn videos around 9. Usually ready for 12. Perfect.

    That's a seriously slow internet connection.


  • #17
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,984 ✭✭✭Degag


    Confab wrote: »
    That's a seriously slow internet connection.


    Well, by a few i actually meant several hundred.....


  • #18
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Degag wrote: »
    Well, by a few i actually meant several hundred.....

    You only need enough for 3 minute's viewing.


  • #19
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    orourkeda wrote: »
    curry and rape

    Bet that curry does the last bit of the night's raping.


  • #20
    Magic Eight Ball
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭Magic Eight Ball


    Steak and kidney pie & a ****.
    (not necessarily in that order!)


  • #21
    tdv123
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭tdv123


    * Good film or TV show
    * Internet Browsing
    * 5 Stilnocts
    * 3 Shots Of Whiskey
    * Sleep


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  • #22
    Korvanica
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    Couch - XBox/Ps3/Movie/Tv - Beer/Pepsi/Tea - Spliff (if i have any)


  • #23
    giant_midget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭giant_midget


    3 cans of Heiniken, salt & chilli chicken from the chinese and a few spliffers too....


  • #24
    checkyabadself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭checkyabadself


    Every night is different, but an ideal one, like Friday nights, I go for a weekly KC's, Mexican pita and a flaming pig in the spuds (chipper in Cork) washed down with a new ale ( I try a new one every week)

    Afterwards, myself and the girlfriend will watch a film or a few episodes of a series on the hard drive with a nice bottle of red or a dram of scotch.


  • #25
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Tonight it shall be lie on the couch watching racing/football, bite to eat and browse the net while watching tv


  • #26
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,879 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    This is fascinating reading.


  • #27
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    tdv123 wrote: »
    * Good film or TV show
    * Internet Browsing
    * 5 Stilnocts
    * 3 Shots Of Whiskey    * Sleep

    :eek: Fúcking hell! I would be asleep all weekend if i took that amount!


  • #28
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    • home
    • dinner
    • joint(s)
    • interweb/call of duty/gran turismo/socialise
    • sleep
    or on friday
    • joint(s)
    • beer
    • ?????
    • monday


  • #29
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :rolleyes:

    Hmmmmm

    Nice suculent steak and chips,trimmings , few cans of Stella, possibly a half dozen Foxe's Ambers mixed into a cheescake .

    Up the stairs and drop the bills, prime the badge ,hold her on the brakes on the end of the runway, and then full throttle a gout of sputthery sludge into the pot,giving her a good carpet of loose midden and totally evacuating the guts.

    Nothing left.

    Good wipe, down stairs with a strong wood on, and skewer the missus from the back pipe ,on the end of a full sack.


    Shoot the full load ...+... into her, and and up to the cot for a good night's .

    sleep.


    Thank you very much..............:cool:


  • #30
    theboss80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    PedoPriest wrote: »
    Arse.


    Not suprised with a username like that


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