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I am that guy you hate at table quizzes.

  • 12-05-2011 9:45pm
    #1
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭


    We're stuck on these -

    What was Dougals first name in 90210 ?

    What river flows through Berlin?

    Who is the manager of the local cheese shop?

    Who won the European cup thing two years ago ?

    What won the Oscar for biggest cheat in a pub quiz in 2008 ?



    Its for a good cause. There's €25 in it for me if we win. :)


Comments

  • #2
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    Disgraceful! :mad:


  • #3
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    What was Mrs Doyle's first name in Fr Ted ?
    Mary

    What river flows through Carlow ?
    Redi

    Who is the manager of QPR ?
    John Coburn

    Who won the Eurovision thing two years ago ?
    Latvia

    What won the Oscar for best film in 2008 ?
    Titanic


  • #4
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Larianne wrote: »
    Disgraceful! :mad:

    SSSSSHHHHHhhhhh


  • #5
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    You have internet access, and you go to AH instead of google?

    Well done.


  • #6
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Random wrote: »
    What was Mrs Doyle's first name in Fr Ted ?
    Mary

    What river flows through Carlow ?
    Redi

    Who is the manager of QPR ?
    John Coburn

    Who won the Eurovision thing two years ago ?
    Latvia

    What won the Oscar for best film in 2008 ?
    Titanic

    "Random" answers :rolleyes:


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  • #7
    The Shtig
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭The Shtig


    Pub quizs have been ruined due to internet on mobile phones :(


  • #8
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    fluorescence wrote: »
    You have internet access, and you go to AH instead of google?

    Well done.

    Don't have time to google.

    This is quicker.


  • #9
    Witchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,597 ✭✭✭Witchie


    actually feck ya ya cheat!


  • #10
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,180 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Q: What was Mrs Doyle's first name in Fr Ted ?
    A: Screwy Louie!

    Q: What river flows through Carlow ?
    A: The Nile.. at some stage or another.

    Q: Who is the manager of QPR ?
    A: John Smith, he's the catering manager mind.

    Q: Who won the Eurovision thing two years ago ?
    A: It won 14 million viewers worldwide.

    Q: What won the Oscar for best film in 2008 ?
    A: Showgirls


  • #11
    joshrogan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    What was Mrs Doyle's first name in Fr Ted ?
    Sylvia(After her great aunt who invented the tea cosy)
    What river flows through Carlow ?
    Lee
    Who is the manager of QPR ?
    Micheal Overton
    Who won the Eurovision thing two years ago ?
    Denmark
    What won the Oscar for best film in 2008 ?
    Prudence


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  • #12
    Nuggles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Nuggles


    No it isn't quicker.


  • #13
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    What was Mrs Doyle's first name in Fr Ted ?

    Mrs

    What river flows through Carlow ?

    lo

    Who is the manager of QPR ?

    a protestant

    Who won the Eurovision thing two years ago ?

    a turkey


  • #14
    red menace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,462 ✭✭✭red menace


    If only there was some convenient way of combing the internet for this information. An "Internet Search" if you will, oh well back to

    www.whatismrsdoylefromfathertedsfirstname.com


  • #15
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Nuggles wrote: »
    No it isn't quicker.

    It is.


  • #16
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-watL-l4Wjw


  • #17
    Nuggles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Nuggles


    Lapin wrote: »
    It is.

    I've googled all the answers. And you have yet to get any.

    I do think it isn't faster.


  • #18
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Hey Lapin, I'm two tables over.

    What did you get for No. 5?


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Henry Big Bollocks is the answer to all your questions


  • #20
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    Hey Lapin, I'm two tables over.

    What did you get for No. 5?

    The Devil


  • #21
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    OP edited.
    Anyone who gives him the right answer to any of his questions gets banned.

    insert trollface here.


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  • #22
    Fluorescence
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    Why would anyone cheat at a pub quiz anyway? Ruins the fun of it :confused:

    And no, this is AH. People are going to rip the piss out of ya, not google the answers for you themselves.


  • #23
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    OP edited.
    Anyone who gives him the right answer to any of his questions gets banned.

    insert trollface here.

    Ah come on :(

    Fek ya.


  • #24
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Lapin wrote: »
    We're stuck on these -

    What was Dougals first name in 90210 ?
    Giuseppe

    What river flows through Berlin?
    River Phoenix

    Who is the manager of the local cheese shop?
    Dick Cheese

    Who won the European cup thing two years ago ?
    China

    What won the Oscar for biggest cheat in a pub quiz in 2008 ?
    Yore Ma


    Its for a good cause. There's €25 in it for me if we win. :)

    There you go


  • #25
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Lapin wrote: »
    The Devil

    #5. On Tuesday, 19th April 2005, who was selected to take over the duties of John Paul II.

    :eek:
    You're right! I thought it was Bosco!


  • #26
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    OP edited.
    Anyone who gives him the right answer to any of his questions gets banned.

    insert trollface here.


    Heh, I like it :P


  • #27
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    The Shtig wrote: »
    Pub quizs have been ruined due to internet on mobile phones :(

    I dunno. I organised a table quiz a few months back and corrected the answers. People did not use their phones!! Actually correcting the answers was hilarious fun! :D


  • #28
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    fluorescence wrote: »
    Why would anyone cheat at a pub quiz anyway? Ruins the fun of it :confused:

    Winning is everything.


  • #29
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    Random wrote: »
    What was Mrs Doyle's first name in Fr Ted ?
    Mary

    What river flows through Carlow ?
    Redi

    Who is the manager of QPR ?
    John Coburn

    Who won the Eurovision thing two years ago ?
    Latvia

    What won the Oscar for best film in 2008 ?
    Titanic
    Wrong on at least 2


  • #30
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    QPR's manager is called Colin.


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  • #31
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    I was at a work pub quiz there on Tuesday.

    The winning team was named "Quiz on my face"... classic name !


  • #32
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Heh, I like it :P

    micky will you change that fecking avatar !

    can't take your seriously when I see them:p


  • #33
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    I'm not really at a quiz at all.

    My TV went on the blink half way through the Slovakian song on the Eurovision thing earlier. And the girlfriend has the hump with me over God knows what this time.

    I'm just bored out of my tits and felt like getting up a bit of mischief. :o

    I spent the last hour listening to Alex Ferguson being interviewed on the radio and I don't even like Man Utd.

    Honest.


    After all, who gives a damn what river flows through Carlow.


  • #34
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    Lapin wrote: »
    I'm not really at a quiz at all.

    My TV went on the blink half way through the Slovakian song on the Eurovision thing earlier. And the girlfriend has the hump with me over God knows what this time.

    I'm just bored out of my tits and felt like getting up a bit of mischief. :o

    I spent the last hour listening to Alex Ferguson being interviewed on the radio and I don't even like Man Utd.

    Honest.


    After all, who gives a damn what river flows through Carlow.


    After all who gives a damn whether carlow is a real place or not


  • #35
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    k4kate wrote: »
    After all who gives a damn whether carlow is a real place or not

    If Roundabouts in stupid places and pedestrian crossings at the exits are your thing you'll love it


  • #36
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    Laika1986 wrote: »
    If Roundabouts in stupid places and pedestrian crossings at the exits are your thing you'll love it


    You mean it is rea?????


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  • #37
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,803 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Cheatin' bastard :mad:


  • #38
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    k4kate wrote: »
    You mean it is rea?????

    It's as real as your passion for strawberries


  • #39
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    Laika1986 wrote: »
    It's as real as your passion for strawberries



    I love strawberries...... how did you know?:D


  • #40
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    k4kate wrote: »
    I love strawberries...... how did you know?:D
    Us yellow bellies loves our strawberries :D


  • #41
    k4kate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 648 ✭✭✭k4kate


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Us yellow bellies loves our strawberries :D

    Ya suppose that's true.
    But they are gorgeous


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  • #42
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    k4kate wrote: »
    I love strawberries...... how did you know?:D

    Not to mention it's been a fantastic year for strawberries


  • #43
    Lapin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Us yellow bellies loves our strawberries :D

    You'd love this pub :)


  • #44
    ascanbe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    People who use their phones to cheat on table quizzes are below condemnation. What's even the point? Not that this would excuse it, but it's not even like the prizes are ever that great; any table quiz with good prizes will ensure it doesn't happen.
    It's just like sh*tting on the spirit of the thing just for the sake of it.
    Not condemning the OP; he/she was obviously just joking.


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