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Eurovision Snog Contest

  • 12-05-2011 8:38pm
    #1
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭


    Of course the French did enough of it to give it a name, so they must be good at it, but it's not the same everywhere.
    For some reason, my experience of German women is that they don't snog much, no matter what other wildly intimate act they're up to at the time. Scandanavian women seem to disregard it as a stage in the whole sexual spectrum at all, almost time wasting when they could be getting to the good stuff.
    Spanish women always seem reluctant, but maybe they just don't like me. Italian women never seem to shut up long enough to get stuck in.

    Stereotyping and generalisations allowed - what nation wins the Eurovision Snog Contest for you?


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  • #2
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    what nation wins the Eurovision Snog Contest for you?

    America.


  • #3
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    What are you gonna do? Release the dogs?! Or the bees?! Or dogs with bees in their mouth so that when they bark they shoot bees at you?!


  • #4
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Of course the French did enough of it to give it a name, so they must be good at it, but it's not the same everywhere.
    For some reason, my experience of German women is that they don't snog much, no matter what other wildly intimate act they're up to at the time. Scandanavian women seem to disregard it as a stage in the whole sexual spectrum at all, almost time wasting when they could be getting to the good stuff.
    Spanish women always seem reluctant, but maybe they just don't like me. Italian women never seem to shut up long enough to get stuck in.

    Stereotyping and generalisations allowed - what nation wins the Eurovision Snog Contest for you?


    Is this about singing or snogging ?


  • #5
    Tubsandtiles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Tubsandtiles


    Israel...wait.....Europe ? :D


  • #6
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    hondasam wrote: »
    Is this about singing or snogging ?

    What ever you want it to be baby....rarr!

    Snogging, as per silly title :pac:


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  • #7
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Tubsandtiles wrote: »
    Israel...wait.....Europe ? :D

    In fairness, they gave us Dana International. S....he....should have decent abilities built up from snogging on both sides of the coin.


  • #8
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    What ever you want it to be baby....rarr!

    Snogging, as per silly title :pac:

    you forgot Irish women.

    jedward are through.


  • #9
    dave1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,604 ✭✭✭dave1982


    WAR JEDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:


  • #10
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,445 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    sweden for the fap


  • #11
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    hondasam wrote: »
    you forgot Irish women.

    jedward are through.

    I did not forget them.

    Are you nominating Jedward for the snogging? Would you?


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  • #12
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    I did not forget them.

    Are you nominating Jedward for the snogging? Would you?

    Not in this life time !

    Id prefer to snog Dana international !


  • #13
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Absurdum wrote: »
    sweden for the fap

    No way the Slovakian entry for the bank


  • #14
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    See here


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