Having something you dont have.

Lando Griffin

Back in the day I was smoking a splif during morning break with a work colleague in his car.
He mentioned that sometimes if he was taking down numbers or even names he would mix up say 10 with 01 or for instance douglas with doulgas. I had to agree that this was quite common for me to do as well. We came to the conclusion that it possibly was a mild form of dyslexia. I remember going back into work pure paranoid about this but as it transpires I have since found out that I am negative in dyslexia.
Have you ever thought you had something that you didn’t?

GrizzlyMan

Are you stoned Now??

rockmongrel

I think he was just ****ing blazed.

FatherLen

super aids.



scariest 3 seconds of my life!!!

Guill

I thought i had a good reason to read this thread.

MistyCheese

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Back in the day I was smoking a splif during morning break with a work colleague

Lando Griffin wrote: »

I remember going back into work pure paranoid

Sounds about right.

stimpson

I remember thinking I had enough for a spliff before going back in to work.

Lando Griffin

GrizzlyMan wrote: »

Are you stoned Now??

No. I gave up years ago, it was affecting my work.

Caoimhín

If i get a headache i jump to the conclusion that i have brain cancer. Pain in my chest? That will be a heart attack...

Sykk

OP reminded me of

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..

GavRedKing

Cancer of the ass.....may have something to do with the 8 pear Bulmers I had that evening but im not sure.

petes

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Back in the day I was smoking a splif during morning break with a work colleague in his car.He mentioned that sometimes if he was taking down numbers or even names he would mix up say 10 with 01 or for instance douglas with doulgas.

Was this in the front of your Garda car?

MistyCheese

Caoimhín wrote: »

If i get a headache i jump to the conclusion that i have brain cancer. Pain in my chest? That will be a heart attack...

Feeling alright? Clearly a case of Congenital Insensitivity to Pain with Anhidrosis.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Big Nasty

Thought I had money - don't!