Do you have a mortal enemy?

Rds1989

you know like maggy and that monobrowed kid in the simpsons

IvySlayer

KeithM89.

orourkeda

Benny from the Bronx

Hurricane-Dean

Jedward (Their only half a person so it counts as 1)

Stained Class

Yeah!

He's called Clean Class & he's always tellin me to tidy up after myself......

I HATE THAT:mad:

TeddyTedson

the misses :pac::pac:

policarp

Is Satan mortal?
If so I'll have a devil of a time...

Kojak

Barry Scott from those Cillit Bang ads. :mad:

TeddyTedson

Kojak wrote: »

Barry Scott from those Cillit Bang ads. :mad:

the bathroom scum

orourkeda

your ma

Rds1989

orourkeda wrote: »

your ma

Why? shes a nice lady

Rabies

A vaccine

KeithAFC

jerry from tom and gerry....

Badgermonkey

Apache Pizza Copywriter.

How Fcukin lazy was that?

orourkeda

Rds1989 wrote: »

Why? shes a nice lady

so's your da

orourkeda

Badgermonkey wrote: »

Apache Pizza Copywriter.

How Fcukin lazy was that?

happy days

Xivilai

All ye wesht Brit *****... :pac:

Abi

Not a mortal enemy. Something that makes me check my shoe for shit though. The resemblance is uncanny.

http://itpissespeopleoff.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fat-hippo.jpg

DOC09UNAM

Lots of them, i'm a cynical cúnt and hate lots of people.

Overheal

Of all my enemies I can at least be glad they are only mortal. The immortal ones are a bitch.

Crann na Beatha

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highhigh

Overheal wrote: »

Of all my enemies I can at least be glad they are only mortal. The immortal ones are a bitch.

immortal ones ? what kind of bitch? Just curious about that.

amacachi

KeithAFC wrote: »

jerry from tom and gerry....

Eh?

I know one person who I'd happily cut into pieces.. Never think about him anymore but if the opportunity arose, I'd love to kill him.

Jesus Wept

Of course not, I have many.

Show Time

Life is to short to waste on having a mortal enemy.

Funglegunk

Is that you Satan?

swordofislam

Her name is shieldofbuddhism and she posts on boards.co.jp
I will crush her:mad:

swordofislam

Deleted User wrote: »

I know one person who I'd happily cut into pieces.. Never think about him anymore but if the opportunity arose, I'd love to kill him.

Police inspector No Vien Nguyen head of the Hanoi police Child Protection Squad.

John the baptist

I don't have a mortal enemy but i do have an arch nemesis..

stovelid

Time.

Frank Black

Nope, just couple of nemesis and one arch-nemesis.

Spudmonkey

Blight.

stovelid

black francis wrote: »

Nope, just couple of nemesis and one arch-nemesis.

Is the Cloud skin your mortal enemy too?

Frank Black

stovelid wrote: »

Is the Cloud skin your mortal enemy too?

I don't know who or what 'the Cloud skin' is


- so yes.

bonzodog2

Abi wrote: »

Not a mortal enemy. Something that makes me check my shoe for shit though. The resemblance is uncanny.

http://itpissespeopleoff.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/fat-hippo.jpg

The resemblance of that 'fat hippo' to a rhino is also uncanny.

aliocroc

Craig Doyle

Or, my ex-girlfriends "ex"-Boyfriend!! (Yeah I know-complicated!!)

daveyeh

I did. And I proved he was mortal. :pac::pac::pac:

(he's dead)

optogirl

John the baptist wrote: »

I don't have a mortal enemy but i do have an arch nemesis..

Salomé?

Redhairedguy

There was this guy that I knew when we were kids. The guy hated me for no reason. Went to Montessori with him, he was in the year below me all throughout primary and secondary school. Everytime he'd see me he'd make a move to hit me, spit on me, call me a fag, whatever.

So we were at the same house party about two years ago, and he was necking Jager-bombs like crazy. Got extremely drunk and violent and threw me down a flight of stairs. Later in the kitchen he tried to go for me again, so I grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the shoulder.

Really showed him just how 'mortal' of a mortal enemy he was.

He apologised for his actions a couple of weeks later and now we have a very icy truce.

So in short, no. I do not have a mortal enemy. Not anymore.

stovelid

black francis wrote: »

I don't know who or what 'the Cloud skin' is


- so yes.

It's a boards skin that has a black background so your post text is inmpossible to view.

optogirl

Redhairedguy wrote: »

There was this guy that I knew when we were kids. The guy hated me for no reason. Went to Montessori with him, he was in the year below me all throughout primary and secondary school. Everytime he'd see me he'd make a move to hit me, spit on me, call me a fag, whatever.

So we were at the same house party about two years ago, and he was necking Jager-bombs like crazy. Got extremely drunk and violent and threw me down a flight of stairs. Later in the kitchen he tried to go for me again, so I grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the shoulder.

Really showed him just how 'mortal' of a mortal enemy he was.

He apologised for his actions a couple of weeks later and now we have a very icy truce.

So in short, no. I do not have a mortal enemy. Not anymore.

:eek: You stabbed somebody??? Fuppin hell

Redhairedguy

optogirl wrote: »

:eek: You stabbed somebody??? Fuppin hell

Tiny nick. Enough to frighten him.

ScumLord

There is no room for hate in my life. Peace be to all.

Mint Sauce

My doppelgänger at school. The teachers, pupils, even the dinner ladies used to confuse me with him. 'No I have not changed by bag, got a new haircut, missed class, registered already, queued for lunch already....'

Oh, and Bosco.

Saila

no, Im not a superhero

Xivilai

John the baptist wrote: »

I don't have a mortal enemy but i do have an arch nemesis..

Heres my arch nemesis

Tar.Aldarion

JAZZZZZY


and now donny osmund, he took a way a boardsie.

gent9662

Road Runner.

What I wouldn't do to that fúcker if I caught him!

EverEvolving

irish-stew wrote: »

My doppelgänger at school. The teachers, pupils, even the dinner ladies used to confuse me with him. 'No I have not changed by bag, got a new haircut, missed class, registered already, queued for lunch already....'

Oh, and Bosco.

There are 2 of you :eek:

:pac:

gozunda

My enemies, enemy is my very best friend. Together we will destroy the witch!