Could you date a Farter?

flatulence

One of the ladies...

when I am in the company of a pretty lady I tend to get very gasey. I end up spending half the date trying to hold in Farts, but when I eventually let rip they are often rotten, sickening, eye-watering farts. I often sometimes have to go to the men's room to ensure I haven't sharted

Could you girls go out with a guy like this?

Flatulence

Latchy

Flushs Thread down the pan .......

rednik

The shipmates name was Arthur
Who really was a farter
When the wind wouldn't blow
And the ship wouldn't go
Arthur was the starter.

discus

You're doomed to a single life of pizza pasta and beans

Praetorian Saighdiuir

flatulence wrote: »

One of the ladies...

when I am in the company of a pretty lady I tend to get very gasey. I end up spending half the date trying to hold in Farts, but when I eventually let rip they are often rotten, sickening, eye-watering farts. I often sometimes have to go to the men's room to ensure I haven't sharted

Could you girls go out with a guy like this?

Flatulence

I dated your ma, she was a fanny farter.

Fukuyama

Just go to the toilet to let rip.

Make sure it doesn't touch cloth though!

cml387

Unless you can relate your,em,problem to 800 years of Saxon opression,this thread is doomed.

Tefral

Never hold in farts, they go to your head and give you shítty ideas

cassid

no, would rather you held in it and suffered with the cramps, if you start farting on the first few dates, what you would be like when totally relaxed in female company.

when my baby farts its funny, when my 4 yr old fart its cute, but when my hubby farts its disgusting, no logic I know:)

Pwindedd

Date one, I fecking married one. My nasal passages are fecked but the upside is that I am immune to nearly all anal aromas!

dr.bollocko

Thanks to the wonders of this digital age we live in I didn't miss any of the Mike Tyson documentary I am watching even though I took time out of my day to ban fart guy and lock this thread simply to improve your boards.ie experience.