Rate your parents /10

Dwellingdweller

mum: 9
works really hard and is really ambitious and talented. kinda high strung and intense at times but still, single mum and she did a great job given the circumstances. raised us really well. left me da when we were kids.

dad: 5
pretentious auld fart who think he is god's gift to the world. is an architect and is on the dole and keeps on sayin he's gona go to Oz, "oh yeah, am goin in 3 months."
3 months later
"...am goin in 3 months."
gets 5 points cos he's me da.

orourkeda

your ma got 10\10 off me last night

Sparks43

10 and 10

End of story

veryangryman

Sparks43 wrote: »

10 and 10

End of story

+1

This is boards, not Super Sweet 16. Save this terrible fame-whoring of yourself and parents for Twitter OP

aido179

your ma gave me a 10/10

Sykk

3 and 3

Marks represent the fact that they kept me alive by feeding me long enough and changing my crappy nappies til I was able to look after myself.

Sparks43

veryangryman wrote: »

+1

This is boards, not Super Sweet 16. Save this terrible fame-whoring of yourself and parents for Twitter OP

edit:must read posts better

orourkeda

aido179 wrote: »

your ma gave me a 10/10

so did me da

foxinsox

aido179 wrote: »

your ma gave me a 10/10

Your Da gave me 20/10!

Kiera

Both get 10/10.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dwellingdweller wrote: »

mum: 9
works really hard and is really ambitious and talented. kinda high strung and intense at times but still, single mum and she did a great job given the circumstances. raised us really well. left me da when we were kids.

dad: 5
pretentious auld fart who think he is god's gift to the world. is an architect and is on the dole and keeps on sayin he's gona go to Oz, "oh yeah, am goin in 3 months."
3 months later
"...am goin in 3 months."
gets 5 points cos he's me da.

Your ma gave me a 6 and a 9..............next time you see her tell her its better when you put the 6 beside the 9...thats a good lad.

ilovejames

Theres no point in rating your parents your stuck with them no matter what their like. Good, bad, evil, perverted.
I would hate to think that my future children are rating me! :eek:

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Someone PM Fritzels kids................stat!!!!!

Dwellingdweller

veryangryman wrote: »

+1

This is boards, not Super Sweet 16. Save this terrible fame-whoring of yourself and parents for Twitter OP

don't worry I'm savin the really juicy stuff for Twitter yese don't deserve it anyway, am I right ?

00112984

I'd give your dad 1

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Dwellingdweller wrote: »

don't worry I'm savin the really juicy stuff for Twitter yese don't deserve it anyway, am I right ?

You have juicy stuff on your parents?

Swingers/Doggers/Lizard People? tell all

Pauleta

They both worked and still work hard to put the food on the table but my mother has the mentality of a young teenager and my da seems like he just got trapped into getting married and having a family :pac:

I will give them a middle of the road 5 out of 10

Toots

I'd give mine a million out of ten! They're both brilliant!

Storminateacup

10 outta 10.

Best dad EVER.


He's actually more of a best friend than a father

aido179

foxinsox wrote: »

Your Da gave me 20/10!

remind me to congratulate my da!

paddy0090

I wouldn't give either of my parents 1 nevermind 10. Thats just sick!

mconigol

Parents = grand.

I like 10. Pretty cool number. Really got its **** together.

Dangerous Man

Father - 0.
Mother - 0. Two rats. Fuck them.

m@cc@

paddy0090 wrote: »

I wouldn't give either of my parents 1 nevermind 10. Thats just sick!

Are you saying you couldn't get it up for one of your parents if your life depended on it? After all the sacrifices they made for you? That's what's sick!

kfallon

10/10 without a doubt

coffeelover

10/10

orourkeda

We all complain about our old pair and in some cases that may well be justified but my auldies are a good pair.

The auld bastards

Merch

mother 9-10 him, substantially more than ten, minus

phasers

eleventy million zillion / ten

ArtyM

At my Dad's funeral I spoke to so many people whose lives he had enhanced that I realised how I had missed out on the chance to learn so much more from a truly great man.
Unfortunately I never realised how great he was until he was gone.

TheZohanS

Old man 0
Mother(at the moment) 5

Old man is an absolute bàstard, always was and always will be.

The_Kew_Tour

Ouch!!!!!

steddyeddy

TheZohan wrote: »

Old man 0
Mother(at the moment) 5

Old man is an absolute bàstard, always was and always will be.

The same give me mam a 9 my aul lad is into negative figures!

Karona

My mam is definitely an 11/10, she's young at heart, finds the funnyside of everything, and forgives you for almost anything, she's always up for a laugh aswell and is extremely generous, i dunno what i would do without her.

my dad is about a 5/10, dont really get on with him as much as i'd like. he#s very stubborn and cant just talk to you without arguing. But on the other hand he is very generous and would not see any of us want for anything. Can be ok only if u get him in a good mood... bad mood and you avoid him like the plague.

jive

Mom : 10

Dad : 6.5

Eric Cartman

dad : 11/10 - great man, taught me business and encouraged my interests in electronics and computers
ma : 3/10 - I suppose im alive and was never physically abused, ill choose to reserve the negative comments

Kojak

10's all round. Don't have a problem with either of them tbh.

orourkeda

You cant beat the aul washing of dirty linenin public

alexa5x5

Mum: 8
Dad: 0

sensibleken

I smell oedipus complex

Fukuyama

Mam - 5/10.

Never really did the typical ****ty mother stuff. she's there. Runs the household. She has her demons though and throughout my childhood she'd often take them out on us. Herself and the drink are great aul pals too.

Dad - 7/10.
He can be a right wanker at times but I think a lot of it is due to tip toeing around herself. Works hard. Conservative though - not really open to new things. We never had empty stomachs though and always got school books etc...

They're meh. But I certainly wouldn't want my own children to experience some of what myself and my siblings did.

Fukuyama

sensibleken wrote: »

I smell oedipus complex

Stop sniffing your ma then...

orourkeda

sensibleken wrote: »

I smell oedipus complex

I smell an eating pussy contest

Fukuyama

They **** you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were ****ed up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

- Philip Larkin

bhur

id give the aul pair a 9/10.




They are such gentle lovers

CarMuppet

My age v's My Parental rating

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0 to 5

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1000000/10
6 to 10

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10000/10
11 to 13

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1000/10
14 to 17

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1/10
18 to 23

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6/10
24 to 30

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10/10
31 to 35

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10000/10
>35

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1000000000000/10 !!

IMO when you're an obnoxious stubborn selfish teenager (like I was) you disrespect your parents unfortunately.



But, when you're older with kids of your own only then do you realise how fantastic your parents were all along.

stovelid

This thread should flounce off to its bedroom and advance the proposition that it didn't ask to be brought in to the world.

swordofislam

My parents were alot younger when I was a kid than I am now so I cut them some slack, do the same everyone or you will twist yourself up in knots as for the OP Irish cliche or Wha!