Can nettle stings increase micky size

Jimmy Garlic

Has anyone heard of the Korean study that shows that reguarly stinging your micky with nettles can increase its size by up to 30%?.

Napper Hawkins

To the garden!

biko

Can't say I have.

ejmaztec

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Has anyone heard of the Korean study that shows that reguarly stinging your micky with nettles can increase its size by up to 30%?.

Have you tried shagging an ant-hill?

melekalikimaka

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Has anyone heard of the Korean study that shows that reguarly stinging your micky with nettles can increase its size by up to 30%?.

yes

very true

go out and do it now

kfallon

Boobies like wasp stings can help (temporary) increase in micky size!

Thatnastyboy

I heard if you smoke turf mull you get a horn

ejmaztec

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0626719/


:eek:

seanybiker

Do it often enough and you might blow off nettle stingy stuff

WindSock

Make sure to rub it with a cock leaf to get back to original size.

Wolfe Tone

lol not a hope in hell I would do that

hondasam

This thread will sort out the men from the boys.

ArtyM

Only burning so far..... when do I start to see results???
oh, wait, did you say nettles or nescafe?

abouttobebanned

PICS or GT....actually....nevermind.

RachaelVO

you're sure it said it'd make it look bigger?
Not that it would look like it got the pox?


You're reallly sure, I need to know before I send the Hubby to a big field full of nettles :pac:

Chris P. Bacon

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

Has anyone heard of the Korean study that shows that reguarly stinging your micky with nettles can increase its size by up to 30%?.

I can't say I have heard of it,but then again I don't it to get any bigger.

Son Of A Vidic

OP - Sure go out the back and ride some nettles, post us an update also. But be prepared for some 'stinging' criticism in here though.

kfallon

hondasam wrote: »

This thread will sort out the men from the boys.

Apparently if women cover their gees in itching powder it can help them stay nice n' tight, that'll sort out the women from the clitbags

Micky Dolenz

Yeah, I think it's called swelling.

PK2008

Sure does

and if you rub pee on your face it helps you grow a beard

FACT

BengaLover

A good thrashing with nettles as you stand naked is a known and efficient remedy for arthritis..(true)

ejmaztec

kfallon wrote: »

Apparently if women cover their gees in itching powder it can help them stay nice n' tight, that'll sort out the women from the clitbags

That would be scouring powder.

Snowie

hondasam wrote: »

This thread will sort out the men from the boys.

well then how about you squat over them and find out how it feels to

087shutdafckup

will it do the same for my big hairy flaps?

Bruthal

Its a sting operation.

deman

Have you ever seen the size of a Korean's micky??

hondasam

kfallon wrote: »

Apparently if women cover their gees in itching powder it can help them stay nice n' tight, that'll sort out the women from the clitbags

you posting from the garden ?

WallyGUFC

I'd never trust a Korean with my cock.

kfallon

hondasam wrote: »

you posting from the garden ?

My garden is like me bollix, no shrubbery :pac:

hondasam

kfallon wrote: »

My garden is like me bollix, no shrubbery :pac:

I'm putting you on my ignore list. Can't stand the laughter today.

kfallon

hondasam wrote: »

I'm putting you on my ignore list. Can't stand the laughter today.

I dare say you're not the first!
Btw back pain is horrible, I have a bit of a history of it, wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy so you have my sympathy

Kevin Duffy

I don't remember it happening, but I obviously fell mickey first into a lot of nettles when I was younger. A lot of nettles.

087shutdafckup

what about my big hairy flaps will they enlarge if i place a nettle to my big hairy flaps. should i risk getting a rash on my big hairy flaps just to enlarge my big hairy flaps?

kfallon

087shutdafckup wrote: »

what about my big hairy flaps will they enlarge if i place a nettle to my big hairy flaps. should i risk getting a rash on my big hairy flaps just to enlarge my big hairy flaps?

Do you have big hairy flaps by any chance??

Micky Dolenz

087shutdafckup wrote: »

what about my big hairy flaps will they enlarge if i place a nettle to my big hairy flaps. should i risk getting a rash on my big hairy flaps just to enlarge my big hairy flaps?

Banned. Troll.

pragmatic1

087shutdafckup wrote: »

what about my big hairy flaps will they enlarge if i place a nettle to my big hairy flaps. should i risk getting a rash on my big hairy flaps just to enlarge my big hairy flaps?

Nah what ya need to do with your flaps is to get a dog to chew on them. they'll be huge in no time.

Kevin Duffy

087shutdafckup wrote: »

what about my big hairy flaps will they enlarge if i place a nettle to my big hairy flaps. should i risk getting a rash on my big hairy flaps just to enlarge my big hairy flaps?

Hmm...mentioned in two posts, a total of 5 times. I'm reckoning bloke in mammy's basement eating pizza for breakfast fishing for PMs.

onlyrocknroll

I wonder if this "study" might just be Korea's attempt to get revenge on the west for the Korean War.

Chris P. Bacon

Ok on a serious note,this does actually work,here is how i did it.

Some people spend lots of money on pumps, or in some drastic measures,surgery, to try to obtain a larger erection. But
listed here is a quick and easy way to get a bigger erection
with out needing any gadgets or a visit to the hospital.
-- Nettles --, the sort that are often found growing where
you don't want them, at the side of public footpaths, or in
the garden, etc. I have not so far found any literature on the
use of stinging nettles to bring about a temporary penis
enlargement. The following is based on my experience.

It is clearly not suitable for any one allergic to stinging
nettles. Arm yourself with a pair of thick gloves. Cut down a
good quantity of fresh nettles. The best ones are young with
pliable stems. A shopping bag full is about fine. Take a
nettle and brush it against the head of your penis. If you
haven't got an erection so far, this should bring one on. It
doesn't hurt much, the sensation is rather good in fact. Brush
some more nettles against your penis, the shaft as well.
Gradually a rash will appear and little bumps. Keep going. The
more you do, the greater the numbing effect so the next bit
will be easier. Take a handful of nettles and crush them hard
onto your penis. This may hurt, but rub them in well. You can
also take a nettle stalk (which is also covered in stingers) and
wrap it around the shaft or behind the head. This is a good way
of getting the poison in. Keep going with more nettles. As the
poison gets in, the small bumps will join up. This is the
desired effect.

As you keep on, the bumps turn into a large all
over swelling. The more you do, the greater the swelling until
your penis will be stretched real tight, bursting against its
skin. I find an increase of about 50% in girth over a normal
erection. The sensation is now between pain and pleasure. The
nettles hurt, but the penis becomes super sensitive. As you go
on the sensitivity will increase. Eventually you will reach the
point where the sensitivity takes over from the pain. Now your
penis will start throbbing, but each throb will bring you closer
and closer to orgasm. You can try to resist it, but it can be
hard because chances are you will come without even touching your
penis, the throbbing doing the job for you. The orgasm is intense
- as much pain as pleasure. After orgasm you may remain quite
erect, and a second spontaneous orgasm is possible within a very
short time.

When finally flaccid, the penis will retain its girth
but shorten, creating a massive, heavy weight swinging between
your legs. The sensation will have gone, leaving your penis very
numb to the touch. A really weird feeling. Gradually - very
gradually, the swelling will go down, but a huge lump may hang
below the frenum for some times a day or more. Now the skin has
been so stretched it is very sore, and the sensation may make
sleep difficult. Over the next few days the skin may start to peel
off in a thin layer, leaving a new layer of soft skin underneath.
Whether there is any permanent increase in size I couldn't say, but
I guess the effect should be the same as a pump, if from the inside
rather than the out. Rubbing the stinging nettles into the scrotum
and the anus can produce a good feel, but there is no swelling in
the same way as the penis. You can also try filling your pants with
nettles and taking a train ride. To do this, wear two pairs of
pants, slip penis and scrotum through the fly of the first, and wrap
over them a plastic bag full of nettles tied on loose with a rubber
band. Try keeping a straight face as you walk, jog, cycle or ride a
bumpy train.

YFlyer

hondasam wrote: »

This thread will sort out the men from the boys.

Only the boys will need this therapy

Fluorescence

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Ok on a serious note,this does actually work,here is how i did it.

Some people spend lots of money on pumps, or in some drastic measures,surgery, to try to obtain a larger erection. But
listed here is a quick and easy way to get a bigger erection
with out needing any gadgets or a visit to the hospital.
-- Nettles --, the sort that are often found growing where
you don't want them, at the side of public footpaths, or in
the garden, etc. I have not so far found any literature on the
use of stinging nettles to bring about a temporary penis
enlargement. The following is based on my experience.

It is clearly not suitable for any one allergic to stinging
nettles. Arm yourself with a pair of thick gloves. Cut down a
good quantity of fresh nettles. The best ones are young with
pliable stems. A shopping bag full is about fine. Take a
nettle and brush it against the head of your penis. If you
haven't got an erection so far, this should bring one on. It
doesn't hurt much, the sensation is rather good in fact. Brush
some more nettles against your penis, the shaft as well.
Gradually a rash will appear and little bumps. Keep going. The
more you do, the greater the numbing effect so the next bit
will be easier. Take a handful of nettles and crush them hard
onto your penis. This may hurt, but rub them in well. You can
also take a nettle stalk (which is also covered in stingers) and
wrap it around the shaft or behind the head. This is a good way
of getting the poison in. Keep going with more nettles. As the
poison gets in, the small bumps will join up. This is the
desired effect.

As you keep on, the bumps turn into a large all
over swelling. The more you do, the greater the swelling until
your penis will be stretched real tight, bursting against its
skin. I find an increase of about 50% in girth over a normal
erection. The sensation is now between pain and pleasure. The
nettles hurt, but the penis becomes super sensitive. As you go
on the sensitivity will increase. Eventually you will reach the
point where the sensitivity takes over from the pain. Now your
penis will start throbbing, but each throb will bring you closer
and closer to orgasm. You can try to resist it, but it can be
hard because chances are you will come without even touching your
penis, the throbbing doing the job for you. The orgasm is intense
- as much pain as pleasure. After orgasm you may remain quite
erect, and a second spontaneous orgasm is possible within a very
short time.

When finally flaccid, the penis will retain its girth
but shorten, creating a massive, heavy weight swinging between
your legs. The sensation will have gone, leaving your penis very
numb to the touch. A really weird feeling. Gradually - very
gradually, the swelling will go down, but a huge lump may hang
below the frenum for some times a day or more. Now the skin has
been so stretched it is very sore, and the sensation may make
sleep difficult. Over the next few days the skin may start to peel
off in a thin layer, leaving a new layer of soft skin underneath.
Whether there is any permanent increase in size I couldn't say, but
I guess the effect should be the same as a pump, if from the inside
rather than the out. Rubbing the stinging nettles into the scrotum
and the anus can produce a good feel, but there is no swelling in
the same way as the penis. You can also try filling your pants with
nettles and taking a train ride. To do this, wear two pairs of
pants, slip penis and scrotum through the fly of the first, and wrap
over them a plastic bag full of nettles tied on loose with a rubber
band. Try keeping a straight face as you walk, jog, cycle or ride a
bumpy train.

Is this why your bacon is crispy??

onlyrocknroll

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Ok on a serious note,this does actually work,here is how i did it.

Some people spend lots of money on pumps, or in some drastic measures,surgery, to try to obtain a larger erection. But
listed here is a quick and easy way to get a bigger erection
with out needing any gadgets or a visit to the hospital.
-- Nettles --, the sort that are often found growing where
you don't want them, at the side of public footpaths, or in
the garden, etc. I have not so far found any literature on the
use of stinging nettles to bring about a temporary penis
enlargement. The following is based on my experience.

It is clearly not suitable for any one allergic to stinging
nettles. Arm yourself with a pair of thick gloves. Cut down a
good quantity of fresh nettles. The best ones are young with
pliable stems. A shopping bag full is about fine. Take a
nettle and brush it against the head of your penis. If you
haven't got an erection so far, this should bring one on. It
doesn't hurt much, the sensation is rather good in fact. Brush
some more nettles against your penis, the shaft as well.
Gradually a rash will appear and little bumps. Keep going. The
more you do, the greater the numbing effect so the next bit
will be easier. Take a handful of nettles and crush them hard
onto your penis. This may hurt, but rub them in well. You can
also take a nettle stalk (which is also covered in stingers) and
wrap it around the shaft or behind the head. This is a good way
of getting the poison in. Keep going with more nettles. As the
poison gets in, the small bumps will join up. This is the
desired effect.

As you keep on, the bumps turn into a large all
over swelling. The more you do, the greater the swelling until
your penis will be stretched real tight, bursting against its
skin. I find an increase of about 50% in girth over a normal
erection. The sensation is now between pain and pleasure. The
nettles hurt, but the penis becomes super sensitive. As you go
on the sensitivity will increase. Eventually you will reach the
point where the sensitivity takes over from the pain. Now your
penis will start throbbing, but each throb will bring you closer
and closer to orgasm. You can try to resist it, but it can be
hard because chances are you will come without even touching your
penis, the throbbing doing the job for you. The orgasm is intense
- as much pain as pleasure. After orgasm you may remain quite
erect, and a second spontaneous orgasm is possible within a very
short time.

When finally flaccid, the penis will retain its girth
but shorten, creating a massive, heavy weight swinging between
your legs. The sensation will have gone, leaving your penis very
numb to the touch. A really weird feeling. Gradually - very
gradually, the swelling will go down, but a huge lump may hang
below the frenum for some times a day or more. Now the skin has
been so stretched it is very sore, and the sensation may make
sleep difficult. Over the next few days the skin may start to peel
off in a thin layer, leaving a new layer of soft skin underneath.
Whether there is any permanent increase in size I couldn't say, but
I guess the effect should be the same as a pump, if from the inside
rather than the out. Rubbing the stinging nettles into the scrotum
and the anus can produce a good feel, but there is no swelling in
the same way as the penis. You can also try filling your pants with
nettles and taking a train ride. To do this, wear two pairs of
pants, slip penis and scrotum through the fly of the first, and wrap
over them a plastic bag full of nettles tied on loose with a rubber
band. Try keeping a straight face as you walk, jog, cycle or ride a
bumpy train.

:eek: You'd have to be VERY insecure about the size of your penis!

RachaelVO

WallyGUFC wrote: »

I'd never trust a Korean with my cock.

Well I certainly wouldn't ask them to dog sit!

Chris P. Bacon

onlyrocknroll wrote: »

:eek: You'd have to be VERY insecure about the size of your penis!

Not anymore,now that i have this big swinging weight between my legs.

Chris P. Bacon

fluorescence wrote: »

Is this why your bacon is crispy??

Wanna taste?

I tried it and I now have a 12 inch penis.


P.S. I was a woman beforehand....

onlyrocknroll

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Not anymore,now that i have this big swinging weight between my legs.

:pac::o

Sorry I didn't mean "you", I meant one "would have to be very..." to follow that advice.

Doyler92

Imogen Thomas increases my 'micky' size.

challengemaster

Admit it, you're just looking for an excuse to rub the bóllix off ya

Esel

Whatever about stinging your JT to within an inch of its life . . . :pac:

I knew an elderly lady who would regularly sting her hips and knees with young nettles as a treatment for arthritis. Tbh, I don't think she would have done it more than once if it wasn't effective. She also made nettle tea.

goat2

BengaLover wrote: »

A good thrashing with nettles as you stand naked is a known and efficient remedy for arthritis..(true)

i beleive that, i have a stiff elbow which can be painful, i do rub my arm and elbow with nettles because it has an antiinflammotery property , id definately help,
but i guess it would do the opposite with micky, it would be more inflammotery, as it does draw blood to the site of sting