Proof that Bin Laden is still alive.

Terry

Please note that I was going to post this in the CT forum, but then I realised that they wouldn't take too kindly to it.

Anyone else have any fantastical stories of his still alive corpse?

TL;NR version: He's dead.


Fox News had an ex Navy Seal on earlier.
He was talking about how the units operate, and how they can quite easily fake deaths.
According to him, they have Bin Laden in a secure location and are questioning him.

Apparently, and this supposedly all hapened before Obama was elected, the two of them came to an agreement at a Mosque after evening prayer.
Obama would pretend to kill Bin Laden in order to make himself look good, and further the infiltration of radical Islam into the U.S.A.

In return, Bin Laden would be given access to the fountain of youth and a nice home in Atlantis.
Elvis plays the local pub every Saturday night.

The ancient Greek Gods do stand up on Sunday nights. You should see what happens when Dionysus gets Demeter drunk. It's awesome.

Monday is the Atlantean holy day. Everyone bows in front of the statue of Lord Xenu between the hours of 1pm and 3pm.

Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix do Tuesday nights.

Jim Morrisson reads poetry on Wednesday nights.

Thursday night sees Ghandi and Mother Theresa being stoned by the residents. They don't actually feel any pain, nor do they die (remember, they also drank from the fountain of youth). The residents just like some old-school type entertainment every so often. I'm heading over in a while. Anyone wanna join me?

Friday night is orgy night. The Atlanteans are quite promiscuous, and do not believe in monogamy.
Also, the Sodomites also live there, so Butt Sex is always on the cards. Grecian style.

It really is a great place to live.
Hitler is President at the moment, and employment is at 100%.
JFK is VP. He could have been President, but he just wanted to bone Marylin Monroe all the time. In saying that, he doesn't get jealous when Hitler has a go on her. After all, Eva Braun is an animal in the sack, and they regularly swap partners.

The weather is a constant 23c.
Sunny during the day, and it rains every third night. This ensures bountiful harvests.
Catholic Poles and Mexicans are drafted in to work the land.
Their reward is guilt-free extra-marital sex because the Catholic Church is unaware of the existence of Atlantis. Also, they work for peanuts. It used to be Irish farmers, but they ended up wanting too much money, the greedy bastards. Not to mention the fact that they have mostly abandoned Catholicism, so the anal penetration didn't hold the same thrill that it once did.

Now don't get me wrong. It's not Utopia (which is only 20 minutes away on the high speed ferry).
There are some problems.

Nah. I'm just kidding. There are no problems.
Also, Bin Laden is really dead. Honestly. He really is.

montane

zzz

TeddyTedson

Oh Terrance, What are we going to do with you.

Daniel S

Anyone else read the title of the forum and go "Oh ffs...".



:pac:

landsleaving

Good old Fox News, Obama gives them something they've wanted for years and they twist it into a plot to further radical Islam. It's never not entertaining!

Gummy Panda

Terry,

You tried too hard

Notorious97

Any chance Biggie and Tupac are still alive? Always have to hope........

zuroph

mtb_kng wrote: »

Anyone else read the title of the forum and go "Oh ffs...".



:pac:

"After hours"? all the time

KeithM89_old

And what are the odds on Shergar for Saturdays race??

landsleaving

Notorious97 wrote: »

Any chance Biggie and Tupac are still alive? Always have to hope........

No. They were, but Gandhi got annoyed about their violent lyrics and murdered them both.

hatrickpatrick

Bin Laden collaborated with Obama (a fellow Muslim) to fake his own death, thereby assuring Obama of a 2012 win, and protecting himself by removing him from the most wanted list so he can roam freely.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Well if he's still alive, burying him at sea will probably not do him any favours.

TeddyTedson

A little birdie tells me that Terry and Flutt are one and the same...

W.Shakes-Beer

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Oh Terrance, What are we going to do with you.

Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted, Ted. Come here Teddy, Teddy, Ted, Ted, you're my best friend.

flanzer

He is alive. Here's the proof.

TeddyTedson

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Ted, Ted, Teddy, Ted, Ted. Come here Teddy, Teddy, Ted, Ted, you're my best friend.

Mom?

spider guardian

Conspiracy theorists never let something as tedious as the facts to get in the way of their maniacal little stories. Even if Bin Laden has been embalmed and laid out in Times Square for all to see you would still get lunatics coming out with "but that's not really him!" nonsense

rednik

Durka durka durka osama dead durka durka durka.

Turtyturd

mtb_kng wrote: »

Anyone else read the title of the forum and go "Oh ffs...".



:pac:

I made the mistake of reading a few lines first.

gosuckonalemon

Terry wrote: »

Please note that I was going to post this in the CT forum, but then I realised that they wouldn't take too kindly to it.

Anyone else have any fantastical stories of his still alive corpse?

TL;NR version: He's dead.


Fox News had an ex Navy Seal on earlier.
He was talking about how the units operate, and how they can quite easily fake deaths.
According to him, they have Bin Laden in a secure location and are questioning him.

Apparently, and this supposedly all hapened before Obama was elected, the two of them came to an agreement at a Mosque after evening prayer.
Obama would pretend to kill Bin Laden in order to make himself look good, and further the infiltration of radical Islam into the U.S.A.

In return, Bin Laden would be given access to the fountain of youth and a nice home in Atlantis.
Elvis plays the local pub every Saturday night.

The ancient Greek Gods do stand up on Sunday nights. You should see what happens when Dionysus gets Demeter drunk. It's awesome.

Monday is the Atlantean holy day. Everyone bows in front of the statue of Lord Xenu between the hours of 1pm and 3pm.

Kurt Cobain and Jimi Hendrix do Tuesday nights.

Jim Morrisson reads poetry on Wednesday nights.

Thursday night sees Ghandi and Mother Theresa being stoned by the residents. They don't actually feel any pain, nor do they die (remember, they also drank from the fountain of youth). The residents just like some old-school type entertainment every so often. I'm heading over in a while. Anyone wanna join me?

Friday night is orgy night. The Atlanteans are quite promiscuous, and do not believe in monogamy.
Also, the Sodomites also live there, so Butt Sex is always on the cards. Grecian style.

It really is a great place to live.
Hitler is President at the moment, and employment is at 100%.
JFK is VP. He could have been President, but he just wanted to bone Marylin Monroe all the time. In saying that, he doesn't get jealous when Hitler has a go on her. After all, Eva Braun is an animal in the sack, and they regularly swap partners.

The weather is a constant 23c.
Sunny during the day, and it rains every third night. This ensures bountiful harvests.
Catholic Poles and Mexicans are drafted in to work the land.
Their reward is guilt-free extra-marital sex because the Catholic Church is unaware of the existence of Atlantis. Also, they work for peanuts. It used to be Irish farmers, but they ended up wanting too much money, the greedy bastards. Not to mention the fact that they have mostly abandoned Catholicism, so the anal penetration didn't hold the same thrill that it once did.

Now don't get me wrong. It's not Utopia (which is only 20 minutes away on the high speed ferry).
There are some problems.

Nah. I'm just kidding. There are no problems.
Also, Bin Laden is really dead. Honestly. He really is.

Some people try wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too hard..

mfceiling

Yeah but they've no internet access and no phones.....

cml387

You've got to think along Fox news lines:

Osama dead- Good News
Obama got him - Bad News

So how can Fox spin it to be bad for Obama?

1)He's not really dead.
2)He's dead but it was the way it was done.
3)Ignore it and say it wasn't that important anyway.

Terry

TeddyTedson wrote: »

A little birdie tells me that Terry and Flutt are one and the same...

Sarcasm doesn't really translate well in short replies, so I'll just tell you now that we are not the same person.
I don't do fart jokes.

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

Some people try wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy too hard..

I want to have butt sex with you. Grecian style.
A/S/L?

Paparazzo

Here's proof he's dead:
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5181/5691305186_5e7159dfc6.jpg

Yeah, stolen from YLYL, I know!

Johro

Yeah he's dead alright. Everyone will want to buy his paintings now.
Typical. Nobody wanted to know while he was alive, now he's a celebrity.

gosuckonalemon

Terry wrote: »

I want to have butt sex with you. Grecian style.
A/S/L?

No can do, I'm too busy fcukin your mother...reverse hippo style..

Terry

Folks, is there any chance of keeping this light-hearted, or are you all keyboard warriors?

Don't see the humour in it?
Then don't read it. Move along home.

This is AH and not CT or politics. Lighten the **** up.

It is also not the Humour forum.
Want to see cutting edge wit? Try sticking your head up your own arse. Some of you seem to be full of it.

Johro

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

No can do, I'm too busy fcukin your mother...reverse hippo style..

Troll trolls too hard.

mad m

He's a mermaid....Splash 3 on the way......

gosuckonalemon

Terry wrote: »

Folks, is there any chance of keeping this light-hearted, or are you all keyboard warriors?

Don't see the humour in it?
Then don't read it. Move along home.

This is AH and not CT or politics. Lighten the **** up.

It is also not the Humour forum.
Want to see cutting edge wit? Try sticking your head up your own arse. Some of you seem to be full of it.

Can you point it out please..

KeithM89_old

Terry wrote: »

This is AH and not CT or politics. Lighten the **** up.

This should be the slogan for AH.
Some people... :rolleyes:

zuroph

Terry wrote: »

Folks, is there any chance of keeping this light-hearted, or are you all keyboard warriors?

Don't see the humour in it?
Then don't read it. Move along home.
.

too late, I was looking for a punchline


Cheer up Terr, and take it to the creative writing forum

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Terry

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

No can do, I'm too busy fcukin your mother...reverse hippo style..

I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain that 28 year old corpses no longer contain flesh.
I can only deduce from this that you get a boner when you see skeletons (NSFW (but only if your boss is not into bestiality and necrophilia).

So what you are saying here is that you dig up graves and skull-**** skeletons. Is that correct?
That's not normal behaviour. You should probably see a professional about your fetish.

gosuckonalemon

Terry wrote: »

I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain that 28 year old corpses no longer contain flesh.
I can only deduce from this that you get a boner when you see skeletons (NSFW (but only if your boss is not into bestiality and necrophilia).

So what you are saying here is that you dig up graves and skull-**** skeletons. Is that correct?
That's not normal behaviour. You should probably see a professional about your fetish.

You're a bit too sensitive to be a mod don't you think? If you're gonna start a thread in the hope of getting a laugh you gotta learn to take some criticism too, instead of offering to have anal sex with your critics.

To bring things back down to your level, yes I did dig up a grave to skull fcuk your mother etc. etc. :rolleyes:

Terry

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

You're a bit too sensitive to be a mod don't you think? If you're gonna start a thread in the hope of getting a laugh you gotta learn to take some criticism too, instead of offering to have anal sex with your critics.

To bring things back down to your level, yes I did dig up a grave to skull fcuk your mother etc. etc. :rolleyes:

This is good.
Firstly I'll have anal sex with with anyone, including my critics.
I don't like it, but I'm up for anything.

Secondly; I can take criticism, but saying that you had sex with my Mother's corpse is not criticism.
It's actually a really poor attempt at humour. Something a 6 year old would be ashamed of.
Is that really the best you can do?

Finally; if you're not happy with my moderating, then please take it to Feedback.
I'm sure they'll be happy to deal with your complaints there.

Actually, I urge you to take your complaints about my moderating to Feedback. I really need to be disciplined.
Here's a link: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=82
Or just report my posts to the other mods.
However, I'd prefer if you took it to Feedback.

TeddyTedson

Terry wrote: »

Sarcasm doesn't really translate well in short replies, so I'll just tell you now that we are not the same person.
I don't do fart jokes.

I don't make the news Terrance I just report it. Just letting you know what's been said. I personally believe you but something certainly stinks about it. There are doubles out there you know!

dj jarvis

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

No can do, I'm too busy fcukin your mother...reverse hippo style..

MS Paint or gtfoh :eek:

Lab_Mouse

dj jarvis wrote: »

MS Paint or gtfoh :eek:

what's the 'h' for?

dj jarvis

Lab_Mouse wrote: »

what's the 'h' for?

hippos

TeddyTedson

Lab_Mouse wrote: »

what's the 'h' for?

hippo

Ev84

Terry wrote: »

Try sticking your head up your own arse. Some of you seem to be full of it.

:pac: Or maybe they should try running around in ever-decreasing circles until they disappear up their own arses with a pop and a flash of brilliant white light?

Sorry to hear bout your mam (if she's honestly dead that is)

Terry

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I don't make the news Terrance I just report it. Just letting you know what's been said. I personally believe you but something certainly stinks about it. There are doubles out there you know!

I have two other accounts.
The mods and Admins are aware of these accounts.

Over the years they have been used for experiments. The likes of bannings, infractions and the like. A new mod wants to know how to do stuff, so I offered up those accounts.
They have about 50 posts between them, and are in no way notorious. They really were only ever used for experimental purposes.
In all honesty, I can't even remember the user names or passwords for those accounts.

Me and Fluttering Bantam are not the same person.
He has his own style of posting, and I have mine.

I am not Creeping Death either. Some people were convinced we were. A couple of pics from a boards beers sorted that one out.

I've no reason to create a pseudonym. You either like me, dislike me or not really give a flying **** about me, and have no idea who I am.

The last one would be the most common perception.
I'm awesome and all, but worship is voluntary.

Terry

Ev84 wrote: »

:pac: Or maybe they should try running around in ever-decreasing circles until they disappear up their own arses with a pop and a flash of brilliant white light?

Sorry to hear bout your mam (if she's honestly dead that is)

(She died in 1983).
Why are we whispering?

TeddyTedson

Terry wrote: »

I have two other accounts.
The mods and Admins are aware of these accounts.

Over the years they have been used for experiments. The likes of bannings, infractions and the like. A new mod wants to know how to do stuff, so I offered up those accounts.
They have about 50 posts between them, and are in no way notorious. They really were only ever used for experimental purposes.
In all honesty, I can't even remember the user names or passwords for those accounts.

Me and Fluttering Bantam are not the same person.
He has his own style of posting, and I have mine.

I am not Creeping Death either. Some people were convinced we were. A couple of pics from a boards beers sorted that one out.

I've no reason to create a pseudonym. You either like me, dislike me or not really give a flying **** about me, and have no idea who I am.

The last one would be the most common perception.
I'm awesome and all, but worship is voluntary.

Well Terr, I want to be the first to say, I like you!:)

Ev84

Terry wrote: »

(She died in 1983).
Why are we whispering?

sorry, ahem... i mean... Sorry! Ha Ha, I don't know

gosuckonalemon

Terry wrote: »

This is good.
Firstly I'll have anal sex with with anyone, including my critics.
I don't like it, but I'm up for anything.

Secondly; I can take criticism, but saying that you had sex with my Mother's corpse is not criticism.
It's actually a really poor attempt at humour. Something a 6 year old would be ashamed of.
Is that really the best you can do?

Finally; if you're not happy with my moderating, then please take it to Feedback.
I'm sure they'll be happy to deal with your complaints there.

Actually, I urge you to take your complaints about my moderating to Feedback. I really need to be disciplined.
Here's a link: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=82
Or just report my posts to the other mods.
However, I'd prefer if you took it to Feedback.

So you think that asking somebody to have "bum sex" with you because they criticized a stupid thread you started is more mature than somebody saying they couldn't as they were fcuking your mother (bag of bones or not).

The fact that she is allegedly dead 28 years means you are at least hitting 30, possibly 40's. You should maybe have a look at who is the childish one in this..

Terry

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

So you think that asking somebody to have "bum sex" with you because they criticized a stupid thread you started is more mature than somebody saying they couldn't as they were fcuking your mother (bag of bones or not).

The fact that she is allegedly dead 28 years means you are at least hitting 30, possibly 40's. You should maybe have a look at who is the childish one in this..

I didn't actually ask you to have sex with me.

?
See that above? That's a question mark.
I asked for you age, sex and location. I did not ask to have sex with you.

The reason I asked those questions is because I wanted to make sure that you are still alive and not an old corpse.

To answer your above questions; I'm 35/m/Leixlip.

Moving on from that, I take offence at your insinuation that my mother was buried in a bag. That's not a nice thing to say, and I would like an apology for that.

Seeing as how you took the time to reply to this thread at 7:42 this morning, I expect you to have the decency to get up early again tomorrow to make an apology.
I await your apology.
I also await your A/S/L as I would like to have butt sex with you.