If You Had Three Wishes...

starbelgrade

.. What would they be?

El Weirdo

starbelgrade wrote: »

.. What would they be?

In before "unlimited wishes".

TeddyTedson

a genie bitch, and 666 more wishes

KeithM89_old

1 - To remove the purple skittles from the packet
2 - Have a subway closer to my house
3 - Unlimited coke
4 - Maths lessons

admiralofthefleet

42 virgins, rivers of wine and death to the infidels

Praetorian Saighdiuir

1/ babyface11 to be banned from Earth for stupid threads

2/ A real Atari Jaguar

3/ SBG to have big breasts and let me feel them......twice.

TeddyTedson

a picture of the dead obama

mawk

More genies!

starbelgrade

benwavner wrote: »

3/ SBG to have big breasts and let me feel them......twice.

I'm a bloke.

amoXx

TeddyTedson wrote: »

a picture of the dead obama

Was just about to say the same thing

As well as a pic of a dead oSama ^^

starbelgrade

amoXx wrote: »

Was just about to say the same thing

You could have wished that you had said it first.

mawk

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm a bloke.

Hence the need to wish the boobs on.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'm a bloke.

Eh hellloooooo,

I need something to hold onto for the reacharound................i dont do below the equator.

Dangerous Man

To forever be the richest person who's ever lived. I'd fuck around with that for a while and then come back to the second two. I don't know. Mind your own business.

starviewadams

The girl I've fancied since secondary school who lives across the road.
A house in Dalkey.
Sanity.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

starviewadams wrote: »

The girl I've fancied since secondary school who lives across the road.
A house in Dalkey.
Sanity.

Holy ****...............a real answer on AH after midnight.


I feel sick, im goin to bed.

orourkeda

a 14 inch prick

an income

an iq of at least 200

Praetorian Saighdiuir

orourkeda wrote: »

a 14 inch prick

an income

an iq of at least 200

Hold on a minute...


hmmm...


I know a guy who is an absolute asshole and hes a midget.......you could have a 2ft prick if you like.....you could rent him out for events too...hence earning an income. Thats 2 of the wishes sorted.

TheMilkyPirate

The ability to go invisible

The ability to pause time

aaand... i dunno really

orourkeda

benwavner wrote: »

Hold on a minute...


hmmm...


I know a guy who is an absolute asshole and hes a midget.......you could have a 2ft prick if you like.....you could rent him out for events too...hence earning an income. Thats 2 of the wishes sorted.

Get your thinking cap on. The iq of 200 is bound to come in handy

strokemyclover

1: A Monkey Butler
2: A job
3: A world without Russell Brand

Coeurdepirate

1. Have that one person
2. Billions of €
3. FUCK OFF ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER

theboss80

That walk in fridge from the "KEN" add

Unlimited supply of money

3 more wishes

Kojak

1. A dodo egg
2. Nescafe laced with halluciongens (according to Gaddaffi, at any rate, it exists)
3. An autograph from Hercule Poirot

vampire of kilmainham

to be able to will myself to be anywhere in the world whenever i want by just thinking of that place...
to be able to just make myself have whatever amount of cash i want in my pocket when i want
and to have an island of my own way out in the south pacific wher i coud go to whenever i want just to be away from people and all that for life

Doc

Based on the standard that you can’t wish for more wishes I would wish for.

The ability to produce from my pocket the exact amount of money I ever need to pay for anything.

The ability to manipulate time, while my body, mind and anyone or thing I want still moves at normal speed.

The ability to heal myself or others instantly of any injury or illness.

amybabes

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

to be able to will myself to be anywhere in the world whenever i want by just thinking of that place...
to be able to just make myself have whatever amount of cash i want in my pocket when i want
and to have an island of my own way out in the south pacific wher i coud go to whenever i want just to be away from people and all that for life

ooohhh like all of these, esp the first one.
Would save me a hell of a lot of money on airfares from australia - home. I wish!!

i'd like to win a ridiculous amount of money so i could look after everyone and of course have everything i ever wanted myself. I'd randomly give money to those in need anonymously, like the guy in work who i never met before who stood out in the lashing rain,cold and dark yesterday jump starting my car for me .... would love to put an envelope on his desk with like 10 grand in it and a note saying THANKS for your kindness, and never admit it was me. (most expensive jump start ever but hey!)

After the winning the money, I'd hire my personal trainer exclusively and a personal chef and do like a complete body transformation (yeah i know i could just pay for lipo but would be more satisfying working for it, then get a stylist, hairdresser, make up artist etc so i never had another bad hair day again. (bad everything day today im slouching at my desk with a big pair of geek glasses on to hide my spotty face) - Go home when fabolous and bump into every **** I knew in my past just to see their reaction, exes and their mothers top of the list

I'd like my own business to be passionate about - working would be more of a hobby than a necessity with the money but would be fulfilling.

Not a lot to ask at all

Schism

Gimme some time travel for starters. Definitely number one, ability to travel through time.

Let's see... after that....

More time travel!

Oh and a Creme Egg.

Chnandler Bong

3 Pippa Midleton's

SirenX

1. over a billion €'s
2. ... ...
yea... I think that's it...
money can buy me everything I don't already have

Doc

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

to be able to will myself to be anywhere in the world whenever i want by just thinking of that place...
to be able to just make myself have whatever amount of cash i want in my pocket when i want
and to have an island of my own way out in the south pacific wher i coud go to whenever i want just to be away from people and all that for life

Bad use of the your third wish there. You chould have just reached into that magic pocket of yours and buy one and then will yourself to it anytime you want.

Da Shins Kelly

1. To have a big car.
2. To be a rock star, like Elvis.
3. To have that cup.

sherdydan

1/ coke
2/ hookers
3/ lime and shovels to dispose of hookers after kinky asphyxiation experiment goes wrong

Chnandler Bong

SirenX wrote: »

1. over a billion €'s
2. ... ...
yea... I think that's it...
money can buy me everything I don't already have

So you have a pic of dead Osama

Lanaier

1. World Peace.
2. An end to money: Make the world a Post-Scarcity society.
3. To live in The Culture from the Iain M Banks novels.

Wetai