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First Zombie proof house for sale lol

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    the buyer will be a zombie


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Will the buyer be getting a mortgage from a Zombie bank?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Will it also be impregnable to Jehovah's Witnesses?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    you're not paranoid if they really are out to get you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 410 ✭✭JohnathanM


    You might be laughing now, OP, but just you wait. Just you wait...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,503 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Now someone is finally using their delicious brians. I am gonna shamble over there and raise the funds needed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭tiger55


    JohnathanM wrote: »
    You might be laughing now, OP, but just you wait. Just you wait...

    I am not laughing at anyone that would buy this house lol It shows they are sensible thoughtful people:cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I want one!

    Seriously!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 Oddjaws


    house profe zomby I want now:mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭tiger55


    Oddjaws wrote: »
    house profe zomby I want now:mad:

    You need spell check now.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    tiger55 wrote: »
    You need spell check now.
    O' no... you didn't...? :D

    *grabs helmet to protect from incoming...*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Looks like Osama's crib


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 723 ✭✭✭Lemsiper


    what's a zombie?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    I wouldn't want to live in a world where something like this is required to survive, and the same goes for any other survivalist abode. In my opinion death would preferable.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Lemsiper wrote: »
    what's a zombie?
    My first wife in bed!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    What a house! I want it too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭tiger55


    I wouldn't want to live in a world where something like this is required to survive, and the same goes for any other survivalist abode. In my opinion death would preferable.

    Same here mate. If we are ever on the brink of nuclear war I am heading to London to be gone in a flash. What would be left after a nuke war? no food, no crops, poison water etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭13spanner


    Would do nicely for the canvassing crowd :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    If it isn't something completely bricked up it's not zombie proof.


    Pffft all that glass...what happens when the electric goes?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ...Pffft all that glass...what happens when the electric goes?
    You start the home generator?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    tiger55 wrote: »
    Same here mate. If we are ever on the brink of nuclear war I am heading to London to be gone in a flash. What would be left after a nuke war? no food, no crops, poison water etc

    Twinkies would be left. Also you need to play fallout, it'll coach you how to survive


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    Biggins wrote: »
    You start the home generator?
    And when your fuel runs out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,057 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    tiger55 wrote: »
    Same here mate. If we are ever on the brink of nuclear war I am heading to London to be gone in a flash. What would be left after a nuke war? no food, no crops, poison water etc



    If there is ever a nuclear war i want the missile to hit me on the head. Would not like to survive afterwards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Biggins wrote: »
    My first wife in bed!

    Are you saying she was a biter? Rawr... ;) Biggins you dog!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    And when your fuel runs out?
    The solar panels built into the roof, during the day recharge the batteries?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Looks like Osama's crib

    looks like the crib bin laden should have built himself

    *US navy seal teams arrives by helicopters*

    HA HA! *clink* FUCK YOU OBAMA!!!!!!


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