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Who deserves a kick between the legs?

  • 02-05-2011 2:57pm
    #1
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭


    Didnt put balls/fanny in the title (cos I'm a decent fella), but who do you think is worthy of receiving a good kick to the genitals?

    You have one voucher entitling you to one free kick to the privates with absolutely no repercussions, who will you use yours on?

    For me, easy, Ryan Tubridy!

    Sick of the sight/sound of the skinny, pompous, righteous, prick!
    Your still only 37, stop going on like an auld wan, and stop banging your shiny, skinny feckin hands on that table, your only a host on a mediocre Irish chat show and NOT David Letterman you fcukin GOBSHIITE!

    BANG, right in the gonads!


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  • #2
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    That 'bird' in "The Crying Game", never have I felt so cheated when trying to rub one out, ruined a perfectly good **** :pac:


  • #3
    theboss80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭theboss80


    Bin Laden


  • #4
    barry9100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭barry9100


    I would do it to someone who deserves it, like Josef Fritzl. I wouldnt do it to someone that I begrudge just because they are more successful than I am.


  • #5
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    mary lou mc donald..no idea why...


  • #6
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    A kick in the fanny doesn't hurt though, maybe a kick in the tits or something


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  • #7
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    phasers wrote: »
    A kick in the fanny doesn't hurt though, maybe a kick in the tits or something
    If the oppurtunity arises I,ll ask Mary Lou if she has a preference...


  • #8
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    yesterday I may have considered Osama....


  • #9
    skyhighflyer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭skyhighflyer


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Didnt put balls/fanny in the title (cos I'm a recent fella)

    Do we take this to mean that you're some sort of pre-op transexual who doesn't squarely fall into either genital grouping?


  • #10
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    phasers wrote: »
    A kick in the fanny doesn't hurt though, maybe a kick in the tits or something

    Even a kick to the clit? :confused:


  • #11
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    Pregnant people


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  • #12
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Didnt put balls/fanny in the title (cos I'm a recent fella), but who do you think is worthy of receiving a good kick to the genitals?

    You have one voucher entitling you to one free kick to the privates with absolutely no repercussions, who will you use yours on?

    For me, easy, Ryan Tubridy!

    Sick of the sight/sound of the skinny, pompous, righteous, prick!
    Your still only 37, stop going on like an auld wan, and stop banging your shiny, skinny feckin hands on that table, your only a host on a mediocre Irish chat show and NOT David Letterman you fcukin GOBSHIITE!

    BANG, right in the gonads!

    Conan O'Tubridy


  • #13
    ilovesleep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭ilovesleep


    Brian cowen - I would kick him until his bo11ocks falls off.

    Other people also worthy of kicks includes: Brian Lenihan, Bertie Ahern, Seanie Fitzpatrick, Michael Neary, and anyone else who ruinned Irelands economy


  • #14
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Kieran fallon that mediocre jockey.


  • #15
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    Pregnant people

    what ?


  • #16
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    Kieran fallon that mediocre jockey.

    No such jockey ;)


  • #17
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    hondasam wrote: »
    what ?

    A joke.


  • #18
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    No such jockey ;)

    only messing kfallon:D

    he is good


  • #19
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Diabhal Beag wrote: »
    A joke.

    but It's not funny. maybe It's just me.


  • #20
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    only messing kfallon:D

    he is good

    Oh he's better than good, he can finger my ring any day :pac: :eek:


  • #21
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    hondasam wrote: »
    but It's not funny. maybe It's just me.
    Sure it wasn't funny. Not one of my better jokes. At least I tried.


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  • #22
    gypsy_rose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 453 ✭✭gypsy_rose


    since you took ryan tubridy im gonna have to say ricky gervais


  • #23
    Pauleta
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Joe Higgins


  • #24
    slavetothegrind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭slavetothegrind


    joe fcuking duffy.
    and i would take a good run up to it.....sycophantic prick.


  • #25
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    Oh he's better than good, he can finger my ring any day :pac: :eek:

    I just spilled my coke :pac:

    you are fcuking priecless :D


  • #26
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Pauleta wrote: »
    Joe Higgins

    oh ..oh...oh.....paul gogarty...


  • #27
    Spudmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,988 ✭✭✭Spudmonkey


    Quite humorous someone called Ghandee promoting physical violence


  • #28
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    I just spilled my coke :pac:

    you are fcuking priecless :D

    It wasn't a joke :eek:


  • #29
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Bertie Ahearn, then raped by Maggie Thatcher (if she's still alive) with a massive strap on - then burned at the stake.


  • #30
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    It wasn't a joke :eek:

    Just stay away from Frankie :D


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  • #31
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Started off badly and could only go one way.


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