My mom is looking for a joint

ilovesleep

How cool is she? She is lying on the couch crippled with back ache. She has been to and from the doctor for months and nothing is helping her. She wants cannabis. She wants to see that stuff legalisied

Hande hoche!

Don't forget to lace it with LSD.

Saila

you want a physio not a doctor for back pain

meditraitor

You mother is cool because she is crippled with back pain?

Spunge

Junkie scum

Splendour

Saila wrote: »

you want a physio not a doctor for back pain

Agree with Saila; the joint might help with the pain but it won't get to the root of the problem.

ilovesleep

Oh my mom is far from a stoner and a junkie by the way. She doesn't even drink alcohol. She raised 5 of us as a single mom when our dad left us but having said that dad was never around when he was.

mfceiling

Tesco have good value on joints...I think there's 33% off the topside joints of beef...

ilovesleep

meditraitor wrote: »

You mother is cool because she is crippled with back pain?

My mother is cool because she wants a joint. Cant believe she is so open to the idea of cannabis. That is all. So many people would just dismiss it because its illegal

ilovesleep

mfceiling wrote: »

Tesco have good value on joints...I think there's 33% off the topside joints of beef...

Not that kind of a joint you silly billy.

Kiwi_knock

Drugs aren't cool,your mother is a fool.

meditraitor

Headline on CANNABIS WEEKLY this week

"Saintly single mother of 5 takes up pot" this week saintly single mother of 5 who doesn't even drink decided to smoke pot, her useless husband didn't smoke and look what happened to him. As you will all agree her life will now be an upward spiral of dopey sensation.
Another convert to the church of cannabis, all hail the cannabis!!!!!

TheInquisitor

mfceiling wrote: »

Tesco have good value on joints...I think there's 33% off the topside joints of beef...

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6487/laughqc.jpg

stovelid

My dad too.

He's getting his hip replacement next week though.

meditraitor

If your mum wants to relieve some pain you really should suggest a yogurt or pipe rather than a joint..........

mmmm Yogi's.. LOL

hondasam

ilovesleep wrote: »

How cool is she? She is lying on the couch crippled with back ache. She has been to and from the doctor for months and nothing is helping her. She wants cannabis. She wants to see that stuff legalisied

Do you know anyone who can get it for her ?

biko

I'd say she more desperate for something that works for her back than cool but if that's how you want to perceive it.

pickarooney

stovelid wrote: »

My dad too.

He's getting his hip replacement next week though.

It took me three goes to get that. In my defence, my first two tries were funnier if a little surreal.

Hookah

And in other news...http://republicbroadcasting.org/?p=15019

kraggy

Kiwi_knock wrote: »

Drugs aren't cool,your mother is a fool.

Do you drink or smoke?

Fremen

Ah jaysus. Is there nothing to be said for having a good old pray for her instead?

fabbydabby

Get her some salvia.

She won't know herself.

mattjack

ilovesleep wrote: »

How cool is she? She is lying on the couch crippled with back ache. She has been to and from the doctor for months and nothing is helping her. She wants cannabis. She wants to see that stuff legalisied

photograph her with the joint...future blackmail material for you ......the worlds your oyster

TeddyTedson

She'll start with a harmless joint but this time next year she'll be hooked on crystal meth. That's how drugs work.

ilovesleep

TeddyTedson wrote: »

She'll start with a harmless joint but this time next year she'll be hooked on crystal meth. That's how drugs work.

Rubbish

InTheTrees

I've had backache.

And I've smoked a hell of a lot of weed (and I have nothing against it).

And it does nothing for backache. No more than whiskey. or chocolate.

SOrry.

mikom

Hookah wrote: »

And in other news...http://republicbroadcasting.org/?p=15019

Uruguay may once again prove to live up to its official motto of “liberty or death.” Already considered one of the freest countries in the world in terms of economic and political liberties, the Uruguayan government has agreed on draft legislation that will legalize possession and cultivation of marijuana for personal consumption.

The initiative, to be approved Tuesday 26 April by the Deputies thwart FA, allows the tree plantation, cultivation and harvesting as well as the industrialization and trade of up to eight cannabis plants per household.

We're miles behind as usual.
Paddy last.

deathrider

TeddyTedson wrote: »

She'll start with a harmless joint but this time next year she'll be hooked on crystal meth. That's how drugs work.

This is true. Best just cut out the middle man and start her on some herion instead.

mfceiling

TheInquisitor wrote: »

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/6487/laughqc.jpg

http://www.tektonics.org/lp/sarcasm.jpg:rolleyes:

i124Q

Kiwi_knock wrote: »

Drugs aren't cool,your mother is a fool.

she should have gone to school

Hail 2 Da Chimp

ilovesleep wrote: »

Rubbish

No It's true, I saw it on Brass Eye, she'll be on the cake in no time.

elefant

Slippery slope. Next thing you know she'll be throwing up her pelvis-bone.

theboss80

Maybe she has always been a pothead but with this backache she cant go out and meet her dealer so this is and easy way to convince you to go score for her.

To be sure ask her what colour rizlas she wants.....

TeddyTedson

ilovesleep wrote: »

Rubbish

You really think so? Pete Doherty smoked weed as a teenager and look at him now. An all out junkie. Sure he makes a lot of cash but he's hooked on gear.
Is this really what you want your mom to be like.
You need to educate yourself on the real dangers of drugs my young friend.
People can't just smoke a few joints, they want something bigger and better.
This is usually heroine. She'll be injecting before Xmas more than likely if she started smoking puff today.

wild_cat

TeddyTedson wrote: »

People can't just smoke a few joints, they want something bigger and better.
This is usually heroine.

Smoke? Heroine?

Your mother will be addicted to Joan of Ark in no time.

geetar

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You really think so? Pete Doherty smoked weed as a teenager and look at him now. An all out junkie. Sure he makes a lot of cash but he's hooked on gear.
Is this really what you want your mom to be like.
You need to educate yourself on the real dangers of drugs my young friend.
People can't just smoke a few joints, they want something bigger and better.
This is usually heroine. She'll be injecting before Xmas more than likely if she started smoking puff today.

i assume your takin the p1ss?

you cant pick a famous drug addict and use him as an example.

with that logic he also sings songs and plays guitars. therefore all musicians are drug addicts, and in turn all drug addicts are therefore musicians. :pac:

get rid of what ever preconcieved notions you have about it. people choose to go onto bigger drugs if they want to, the choice isnt made by the evil cannabis fairy. you'd be very very surprised about the amount of people in this country that casually smoke a joint now and then.

mikom

TeddyTedson wrote: »

People can't just smoke a few joints, they want something bigger and better.
This is usually heroine.

I'm mainlining Wonder woman as we speak.

upmeath

Countless examples of people not familiar with the ways of AH on this thread. People "rubbishing" suggestions that cannabis leads to crystal meth as if the person who suggested it doesn't know better. Come on folks, reclaim your funny bones!

I also have to say I'm really surprised it hasn't been locked yet - another poster asked if OP's mother knows where to buy.

My advice to OP - crack out the baby oil and work momma's back.

Monty Burnz

Blast her with piss.

MagicMarker

What about Nurophen +++++?

Pride Fighter

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

No It's true, I saw it on Brass Eye, she'll be on the cake in no time.

First cannabis, then the boz boz, then clarky cat, then cake. Its already killed hundreds in Prague nightclubs.

TPD

Pride Fighter wrote: »

First cannabis, then the boz boz, then clarky cat, then cake. Its already killed hundreds in Prague nightclubs.

Given them Czech Neck, horrible thing.

TeddyTedson

I few puffs from a joint in 2003 and I still can't type correct grammar to this day.
Goes to show just how dangerous the stuff really is.
An awful lot of it is also made in the middle east. People are funding terrorism by buying it.

jay93

Kiwi_knock wrote: »

Drugs aren't cool,your mother is a fool.

How is she a fool?thats not nice to say about someone.
TBH drink aint cool but yet its socially acceptible by everyone and does more damage in the long run than anything else.

Drunken gob****es always getting in fights kicking the heads of eachother on the streets

Do you think someone who is smoking weed or whatever would be even able to fight and cause violence ?ha i don't think so it relaxes alot of people .
Having said that some people do get parnoid smoking it but a very small majority ,

Society has become so ignorant following like sheep behind lies put out but governments.

They want the world to be a better place get rid of the poison called alcohol that nearly every person gulps down on the weekend and turns into a complete gobsh1te talking crap.

kfallon

Misleading thread title, thought it was gonna be a thread about a nice Sunday roast :pac:

FlutterinBantam

ilovesleep wrote: »

How cool is she? She is lying on the couch crippled with back ache. She has been to and from the doctor for months and nothing is helping her. She wants cannabis. She wants to see that stuff legalisied

She wants a boot up the hole son. Trust me on that one.

Pm me with the address and I'll be glad to sink a tan Dr.Marten boot in her stupid minge.


Might kick some common sense into her.

DublinWriter

ilovesleep wrote: »

How cool is she? She is lying on the couch crippled with back ache. She has been to and from the doctor for months and nothing is helping her. She wants cannabis. She wants to see that stuff legalisied

Won't someone think of the children parents?

i124Q

jay93 wrote: »

TBH drink aint cool but yet its socially acceptible by everyone and does more damage in the long run than anything else.

How so?

karma_

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

She wants a boot up the hole son. Trust me on that one.

No, I think it was definitely a joint and not a 'kick up the hole' she requested.

Hookah

karma_ wrote: »

No, I think it was definitely a joint and not a 'kick up the hole' she requested.

Wouldn't do her bad back any good, a kick up the hole.