What the hell is this?!

Voodoomelon

Look what was crawling across the floor in me house!



Any ideas what the hell it is? Looks like it might have wings, a massive moth maybe, its bloody big for a beetle!

Standard Toaster

It's a 2 euro coin

Shield

Does it fly in the bottle?

iii Stevo iii

I've seen three of these the past week. They can fly.

Ardennes1944

oh dear god no! were all ****ed!

Donal Og O Baelach

Its John Lennon - ask it if it loves you, and if it says YEAH, YEAH, YEAH - kill it.

Shield

Throw in a bit of lettuce and either a rice kirspie or a bit of cereal and see which one it's drawn to?

Soby

Kill it.Dont feal guilty.It will be die rich at least

Barna77

Beat this bitch

http://i.imgur.com/DdoxT.jpg

TaraFoxglove

Voodoomelon wrote: »

Look what was crawling across the floor in me house!



Any ideas what the hell it is? Looks like it might have wings, a massive moth maybe, its bloody big for a beetle!

OP, I saw an insect EXACTLY like that on my front door step yesterday! Was wondering what it was too!

Just be thankful it's not one of these! :eek:

TeddyTedson

It appears to be a dirty cola bottle sweet. I wouldn't eat it but I don't know what you're getting worked up about.

Oranage2

It looks like the IMF - I'd hide the rest of your money op -

Voodoomelon

Standard Toaster wrote: »

It's a 2 euro coin

You had to go for the obvious one eh? :cool:

Whatever it is, its out in the front garden now!

Orion

Nearly as scary as this

Soby

Will it blend? :P

policarp

Could be a German beetle.
Commonly known as a Volkswagon.

Chnandler Bong

Now that all the smart-arse replies are out of the way:rolleyes:

OP thats a cockroach

Oranage2

Oranage2 wrote: »

It looks like the IMF - I'd hide the rest of your money op -

Thats the Indian Money Feeders.

Staff at an Indian bank have been blamed for allowing termites to eat their way through banknotes worth millions of rupees.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-13194864

Ardennes1944

policarp wrote: »

Could be a German beetle.
Commonly known as a Volkswagon.

you leave us out of it! comparing us to insects indeed....hmph

Chnandler Bong

Macros42 wrote: »

Nearly as scary as this

To soon bro.... to soon

Private Snafu

I've just been told it's a cockchafer (maybug to you and me ) by my better half...

Chris P. Bacon

Chnandler Bong wrote: »

Now that all the smart-arse replies are out of the way:rolleyes:

OP thats a cockroach

I don't think it is a cockroach,and psni gave the op some serious replies.

Voodoomelon

Chnandler Bong wrote: »

Now that all the smart-arse replies are out of the way:rolleyes:

OP thats a cockroach

You think so? I've seen cockroaches abroad and they don't look like that...

Standard Toaster

Chnandler Bong wrote: »

Now that all the smart-arse replies are out of the way:rolleyes:

OP thats a cockroach

No, I'm pretty certain it's a 2 euro coin.

Yeap, looked again & cross checked on Wikipedia....definitely a 2 euro coin.

starbelgrade

lperrozzi wrote: »

I've just been told it's a cockchafer (maybug to you and me ) by my better half...

Has your better half ever chafed your cock?

Voodoomelon

lperrozzi wrote: »

I've just been told it's a cockchafer (maybug to you and me ) by my better half...

Thats the bugger alright! Thanks!

http://www.gardensafari.net/pics/kevers/grote_kevers/melolontha_melolontha_hax_xxxx.jpg

Private Snafu

starbelgrade wrote: »

Has your better half ever chafed your cock?

Seriously? You deserve a medal for that witty remark...

starbelgrade

lperrozzi wrote: »

Seriously? You deserve a medal for that witty remark...

I'll accept cash in exchange.

questionmark?

Macros42 wrote: »

Nearly as scary as this

You know your going to hell right?

OutlawPete

It's a Spanish wasp fly, if they land on food you later eat, their eggs will grow inside your brain and you will become crazy but because of the position of the brain these eggs grow in, you will think you're sane and become an preacher/evangelist and make millions, congratulations to you and your family.

Chris P. Bacon

Voodoomelon wrote: »

You think so? I've seen cockroaches abroad and they don't look like that...

Probably because its an Irish cockroach.

Superbus

lperrozzi wrote: »

Seriously? You deserve a medal for that witty remark...

So that's a 'maybe'.

stupidusername

TaraFoxglove wrote: »

OP, I saw an insect EXACTLY like that on my front door step yesterday! Was wondering what it was too!

OMG you mean ...there's more than one insect?! :eek:

Superbus

stupidusername wrote: »

OMG you mean ...there's more than one insect?! :eek:

Yes, trillions - in fact, some of them are on your face right now.

policarp

lperrozzi wrote: »

I've just been told it's a cockchafer (maybug to you and me ) by my better half...

Is it native to Ireland?

SadieSue

That's not too scary looking.
Every summer our apartment gets a few of these. They are only a couple inches long but they have spidery legs.

Donal Og O Baelach

OutlawPete wrote: »

It's a Spanish wasp fly, if they land on food you later eat, their eggs will grow inside your brain and you will become crazy but because of the position of the brain these eggs grow in, you will think you're sane and become an preacher/evangelist and make millions, congratulations to you and your family.

Have you logged into the "Are You Drunk" thread yet?

Fart

Took me bloody ages to find but it may be called a Shiny Chafer.
Their shells can be different colours. It's the closest thing I could find.

Bloody hell I must be bored.

http://www.fjf.co.jp/en/ecomon/product/winspac/index.html

policarp

OutlawPete wrote: »

It's a Spanish wasp fly, if they land on food you later eat, their eggs will grow inside your brain and you will become crazy but because of the position of the brain these eggs grow in, you will think you're sane and become an preacher/evangelist and make millions, congratulations to you and your family.

Is that right?

Standard Toaster

/serious post

Seventh one down, has to be it. Seems harmless enough.

Chnandler Bong

Standard Toaster wrote: »

/serious post

Seventh one down, has to be it. Seems harmless enough.

How do you know it's an Irish €2 coin?

ShooterSF

SadieSue wrote: »

That's not too scary looking.
Every summer our apartment gets a few of these. They are only a couple inches long but they have spidery legs.

Well I'm off to poke my eyes out. And people still claim there is a loving God. What kind of fuked up god makes that thing?!

abouttobebanned

OP it serves you right for posting in AH. Despite your rookie error, I'll take the high road and give you the genuine answer you crave.

It's a "nicaraguan death fly" and I have no idea what it's doing in this part of the world. They're generally harmless unless provoked (taunting them with cash may be considered provocation). They're bite could kill a baby or a dog but not a fully grown human man. However, a bite combined with a kick and a sting would kill you in about 45 seconds.

I advise locking it up in a tank of some kind and feed it it's natural prey of badgers and rats. Whatever you do don't release it into the wild because it is multi-coital and can pro-create with almost any creature it decides not to kill. We could be surrounded in nicaraguan death dogflies within weeks.

WopTittyPop

Voodoomelon wrote: »

Thats the bugger alright! Thanks!

http://www.gardensafari.net/pics/kevers/grote_kevers/melolontha_melolontha_hax_xxxx.jpg

Sweet tassels brah! Real sweet.

Barna77

Nothing as scary as the blue waffle.... :eek:

Chnandler Bong

abouttobebanned wrote: »

I advise locking it up in a tank of some kind and feed it it's natural prey of badgers and rats.

Sweet Jaysus:rolleyes:

OP step on the fcuker.

SadieSue

ShooterSF wrote: »

Well I'm off to poke my eyes out. And people still claim there is a loving God. What kind of fuked up god makes that thing?!

They give me the wigglies.. think I'd rather have the beetle :pac:

orourkeda

You are all a shower of pussies

Chnandler Bong

orourkeda wrote: »

You are all a shower of pussies

wait for it......

Fart

Barna77 wrote: »

Nothing as scary as the blue waffle.... :eek:

Don't knock it before you stick your cock in it.